I believe there is a Hasty meet this weekend that i will be attending, if not it's next weekend or something, but i will still be attending it.

So, it's been like 3 and 1/2 years. I hope everyone is doing well.

As of the 9th of the March I am a sickening 24, and therefore as old as dirty hookers. It's tremendously sad and I hope my wrinkles and gray hair don't destroy my once childish bad looks.

Is anyone else going to Hasty's so I can begin to celebrate/dread the upcoming day?

If anyone wants to run me over so I can die, go to Heaven, and get Ice Powers, I would not mind in the slightest. I would even make you honorary best friend forever forever dealimajig.

I think I'm back for reals and shall make every attempt to post at least once a week. If i fail at this you could always run me over or something... nudge nudge, wink wink.

A friend of mine from work is trying to get her kid voted for on some cute baby contest. The little guy is massive cute, so if you guys want to help out and vote for him, the link is:

www.discoverwhitehouse.com

photo contest

"Little Man"

Anyway, his name is Calvin (as in Calvin and Hobbes) and he's the sweetest little ladies man of a baby I've ever met. He might even be cuter than my niece's, who are cuter than humanly possible, i.e. the names Sweet Beast and Beasticles.

Preciate the time for any who feel up to it.

Right now I am supposed to be studying for my History to 1877 class, but it's 3:30 AM and I have yet to crack the book or notes, which does not bode well since the test is at 8:00 AM. Hmmmm, maybe I should start studying... hmmmmmm.



So, I would like to get everyone to put a favorite pick-up line of theirs. I would enjoy adding to the string of comments I throw at every respectable girl I might have a chance at, thereby losing that chance of course, but I have to enjoy myself somehow.

One of my favorite: Do you think my dad's hot, cuz I'm gonna look like him in like 30 years.



Anyway, I hope this finds everyone well. Goodnight.

Sorry to have been so long from the Nast, for anyone that cares.



I shall start out by annoying everyone afresh in order to make sure no one has forgotten me. My foraying into that venture shall be portrayed by a 5 part list:

1) Why in the deuce is Kelsey Grammer (sp?) playing Beast in X-Men 3? Is Beast supposed to be a girly, sissy, pompous almost-Brit?

2) If you have read Pride and Prejudice or seen the A & E version, you will most likely not like the new movie, as it destroys Jane Austin's wonderful dream and replaces it with a silly, though funny, sad copy.

3) Jump Little Children - Cathedrals is quite rock-rock-on.

4) Does anyone want to buy me an XBox 360? If so, you are most likely insane, but definitely my kind of insane.

5) Which is cooler: a ninja with black, angel wings, or a dragon with ice-blue skin (or of course the person who cannot be left out of a list with the word cool in it, my mom)?



Now I shall vent, and then the renewal of the Nast shall be complete for the night. Why is it that gay guys like me, but girls run from me as they would from sam, the world's ugliest dog? My roommate Kyle decided it was because I speak properly that gay guys like me and because I speak at all that forces girls to run from me. The world is so full of evil against those of us with true greatness. If I'm unmarried at 70 years old I'm just gonna marry Elizabeth and get on with my life. She is so not gonna like that.

G'night for now.

Well, I've been away from the Pleo for a while now, sorry bout that folks. Done with school til Fall. I believe this is my last year, though truthfully I'm not all that sure. Ummmmmmmm, sooooo, anyway.

Anything new for anyone? Anyone move to Georgia and quit school, but now has moved back to Alabama? Anyone married or pregnant? Anyone grow new toes or eyes? Anything happen at all?

I'm getting married. The girl's name is Carrie Underwood. I'm going to have to meet her soon and convince her that it's all good, but go me nonetheless.

K, well, I'll be on your posts soon. Night for now.