10. I'll be the tallest man in our immediate family in town again. (Until Brett catches me--next week.)

9. The Mini-Cooper salesmen will lament "the one that got away".

8. The owners of "Big and Tall" shops in the area will reduce their inventory.

7. TECO will lose one of their best customers.

6. TVA will put another generator on line.

5. GreenT's mom will have to change her own lightbulbs.

4. He'll hear the phrase: "Do you know how fast you were going?" in a thick Tennessee-southern drawl.

3. Girls in Florida will say: "Oh no! Travis is leaving."

2. Girls in Tennessee will say: "Oh no! Travis is coming!"

1. I'll miss him a great deal.

10. Coming to class early the first day and handing out a fake syllabus describing a 50-page term paper. Hee Hee. That was always a good one.

9. That humorous feeling that I would get when I would hear what students thought how much more money their degree was getting them.

8. Arguing an opinion point with a teacher because I'm ain't skeered of him.

7. Being older than my guidance counselor.

6. Trumping someone in conversation when they say they have been "living with someone for six months" with "I've been married for 20 years."

5. Wearing jeans and a polo shirt made me the best dressed guy in the class. Often better than the teacher.

4. You know how people dream about final exams 20 years after they get out of college. I get to look forward to having them until I retire.

3. Looking for the fat content on most of the food available at school.

2. Not being able to find a non-caffienated drink on campus besides water.

and...the number one thing.....

1. Hearing an instructor say: "This was b4 anyone here's time but...oh, most anyone here anyway....."