Escort Service

This past Saturday my air conditioner went out at my house. I had no idea what to do on a Saturday night of a holiday weekend. So I started flipping through coupons. I find one that has 24-hour emergency service, so I make the call. The next day comes and goes; I get my air conditioner fixed by a co-worker and I forget about that coupon.

Fast forward to Tuesday afternoon. My cell phone rings. I answer. He says "My name is Shawn, I understand you ordered a male escort for this evening." I say "Huh? Who is this?" I hang up on him twice. He calls a third time. I tell him I have no idea what he is talking about. He says "Oh, I have two businesses. Do you need your air conditioner fixed?"

Needless to say, I threw away the coupon.
  • oldrupert
    Does this classify as a Thursday night Camp open mike story?
    by oldrupert at 09/02/08 9:31PM
  • txwhittlec
    Wow, I can't believe that! It's a good thing you didn't use him to "escort" a new AC to your house!

    I love the pic of you all in the corner! :)
    by txwhittlec at 09/02/08 9:31PM
  • callmehands
    it makes sense to me - one business heats things up, the other cools you down. perfect!
    by callmehands at 09/03/08 8:09AM
  • texastina
    wow. that is hilarious!
    by texastina at 09/03/08 8:14AM
  • neenout
    I can't stop laughing, that is the best story ever!!!!
    by neenout at 09/03/08 8:28AM
  • birddoggin
    hilarious, you know we are going to use this on you so much, I cant wait till your birthday!
    by birddoggin at 09/03/08 4:46PM
  • mladyman
    Oh, that is hilarious!!!!
    by mladyman at 09/03/08 10:54PM
  • rossatron
    thats funny!
    by rossatron at 09/04/08 7:17PM
  • jolynn
    nice....hahha
    by jolynn at 09/05/08 10:56AM
  • anutty
    I'm sorry you missed the party too! You were working hard and sweating alot! Glad the AC if fixed and glad you saw fit not to at least inquire about the escort service-even just a little curious! Ha!
    by anutty at 09/05/08 11:17PM
  • bikermom
    HILARIOUS!
    by bikermom at 09/06/08 8:25PM
  • freckleface96
    I am still laughing! Brandi
    by freckleface96 at 09/09/08 11:43AM
  • oldrupert
    Hey B, I just received my new AT&T yellow pages. You want me to send you the coupons in the back? :0
    by oldrupert at 09/22/08 11:03AM
  • shutterfly
    Hey Girl!!! I didnt know you were on pleo!! But I just found you!! Love the story above(even though I had already heard it)..It's still funny!!
    by shutterfly at 09/25/08 3:55PM
  • allybelle_iz_herre
    hahahahahahaha
    by allybelle_iz_herre at 10/25/08 8:22PM
  • jamiemmoon
    just found you on here. That story made David and me laugh. Hope all is well with you.
    by jamiemmoon at 01/17/09 9:32PM

Hurricanes

I am sitting at the state hurricane conference in Galveston peddling travel maps. They are free so it's not hard to sell them.
  • oldrupert
    You are doing a GREAT job. Hang in there! :)
    by oldrupert at 05/20/08 3:49PM
  • callmehands
    It's pretty hard to peddle up hill.
    by callmehands at 05/20/08 9:10PM
  • brooklyn
    Our tax dollars hard at work! Good job on the picture!
    by brooklyn at 05/21/08 10:22AM
  • neentothebean
    Enjoy:)
    Good picture up there!!!
    by neentothebean at 05/22/08 3:49PM
  • freckleface96
    it so can happen!! if i want it to!! ha!! i will still love you the same.
    by freckleface96 at 05/22/08 7:11PM
  • jamiemmoon
    it was good seeing you last Sunday.
    by jamiemmoon at 07/03/08 9:17PM

Voting

I stood in line for 45 minutes to vote today. I'm not that excited about my options, I almost wimped out. But after it all, I'm glad I stayed in line. The woman in front of me took three buses to get there. Two young people in front of her were voting for the first time. There was confusion with some who weren't sure if they were in the right place. A couple came out of the room... He said "Why would we have to go all the way there?" She said "I asked you earlier to make sure this was the right place!" I smiled. Thinking the whole time how great this country is that we can stand in line to vote freely. I'm thankful for the men and women who gave their lives and made other sacrifices so that I could stand in line with the rest of them and cast my vote.
  • mladyman
    Amen! We are blessed beyond belief. And I wear my I VOTED sticker with pride in front of my kids.
    by mladyman at 03/04/08 8:50PM
  • callmehands
    rock on
    by callmehands at 03/04/08 9:03PM

Funerals

I went to a memorial service Friday night for a man who was a member at Northwest. It was a lovely service, very uplifting, a true celebration. Ernie lived 80+ years, and through some very historic events. He lived a full amazing life. Helped bury victims of a school explosion as a child, was a Marine during WWII, was a reporter through the integration crisis in Arkansas, helped establish radio in Liberia, helped get the first Republican Governor elected to Arkansas since the Reconstruction... Raised four kids, loved the Lord and his wife of 60 years through it all.

I've lived half of that time and haven't accomplished much of anything. I need to get busy!!!
  • oldrupert
    There are times when I look at the lives of others such as this and realize I haven't done anything.
    by oldrupert at 02/25/08 9:18PM
  • brooklyn
    Well, there is that flag quilt you're working on!
    by brooklyn at 02/25/08 9:31PM
  • neenout
    wow, what a guy!
    by neenout at 02/26/08 8:41AM
  • neentothebean
    Sounds like a wonderful man!
    by neentothebean at 02/26/08 2:05PM
  • freckleface96
    i had 1 valentine!! and he was my first ever!!
    by freckleface96 at 02/26/08 5:16PM

Realization that it is almost November

Intro to this random comment: I work for the state. We get paid once a month. It hit me today that I only get two more paychecks before Christmas. I'm in BIG trouble! Time flies when your pushing 40...
  • neenout
    you must be very disciplined to get paid once a month! You have my admiration. I am sitting here watching Halloween III: The season of the witch and I have got to say that this tops my dumbest halloween movie of all time. Anyways...hope to see you here in a few weeks!
    by neenout at 10/31/07 2:59PM
  • neentothebean
    I would be in trouble here too!!
    by neentothebean at 10/31/07 4:21PM
  • brooklyn
    Wouldn't know about the 40 thing, pushing 30 is hard enough for me!
    by brooklyn at 10/31/07 4:28PM
  • oldrupert
    Try pushing 59. Why do you think I'm 'old' rupert.
    by oldrupert at 11/02/07 12:27PM
  • mladyman
    I remember pushing 40. In fact, I pushed so hard I pushed it right out the door and down the street, and now it's just a vague memory........ (grin!)
    by mladyman at 11/05/07 12:16PM
  • nonniiam
    Quite pushing!!!!! Hi Brandye, it's Marilyn, welcome.
    by nonniiam at 11/05/07 5:16PM
  • luvnjam
    Hey! Heard you were here! It's Mandy Hardin. I didn't know you were the older sis! J/K
    by luvnjam at 02/14/08 11:39AM
  • freckleface96
    hey!! it u favorite niece!! i think i spelt it right... anyway!! i luv and miss u!!!
    by freckleface96 at 02/23/08 12:26PM
  • freckleface96
    ♥♥♥♥
    by freckleface96 at 02/23/08 12:27PM