i will no longer be using pleonast...

if you want to talk to me, join neopets!

towel05 got their Neopet at http://www.neopets.com



...and my name is towel05 on there :)

(and it's free)
  • larry
    lol
    by larry at 09/25/06 12:20PM
  • purplerox
    ?
    why aren't you using pleonast anymore?
    by purplerox at 09/25/06 11:20PM
  • zildjian
    so is pleonast
    by zildjian at 09/27/06 5:46PM
  • purplerox
    ook...
    by purplerox at 10/04/06 11:26PM
  • el_magnifico
    well alright then.
    by el_magnifico at 10/07/06 7:20AM
  • dreamingofguitars
    that's sad!!!
    by dreamingofguitars at 10/17/06 10:42PM
  • adampual
    aw.
    by adampual at 10/28/06 2:34AM
  • cherylgthatsme
    looks like i'll be joining neopets... :) the things we do for the love of our friends.. ♥
    by cherylgthatsme at 11/09/06 5:27AM
  • bradh
    umm i hope this is a joke, and we need to hang out considering we live only about an hour away from each other
    by bradh at 11/15/06 8:56AM
  • tbz
    let me know when you return to pleo so i can re-add you as a friend.
    by tbz at 02/25/07 10:49PM
  • 4man
    MEGAN
    by 4man at 06/22/07 1:37AM
  • thetobness
    i miss you
    by thetobness at 07/25/07 5:40PM
  • nate
    ... neopets?
    by nate at 10/22/07 6:32AM
  • feanor
    Haha I used to use neopets...on the off-chance you see this I hope your life is going great.
    by feanor at 11/09/07 2:38AM

ok...

...what is up with zidane?! how are you gonna do somethin like that in the world cup final when you're the captain?! i'm so glad the italians beat them!
  • alex
    ditto. miss you tons!
    by alex at 07/09/06 7:54PM
  • zildjian
    glad to see you are still alive
    by zildjian at 07/09/06 9:46PM
  • spartacus813
    I love the year gap between your most recent and last posts. lol
    by spartacus813 at 07/09/06 10:06PM
  • pedro_sanchez
    man i wish the french won....i miss you...call me sometime...i dont have you number anymore..remember that time we went into the ghetto...and you bought the coolest hat ever? i miss you
    by pedro_sanchez at 07/09/06 10:37PM
  • texaslady
    amen.
    by texaslady at 07/11/06 10:03AM
  • pertyinpink
    2nd that!hes a idiot!..but thats just how french people are!!what can we do?
    by pertyinpink at 07/12/06 11:33AM
  • rebecca
    by rebecca at 07/13/06 8:35PM
  • iluv2laff
    i miss working at AE! but i like my new job too.. :)
    by iluv2laff at 07/14/06 8:58AM
  • laurenlynn
    woot go italians!
    by laurenlynn at 07/14/06 12:21PM
  • spartacus813
    http://www.addictinggames.com/zidaneheadbuttgame.html
    by spartacus813 at 07/31/06 12:16PM
  • purplerox
    hey girl!
    hope all's well in megland!
    by purplerox at 08/08/06 8:45AM
  • littlegray
    Love you too!!!!Enjoy SM
    by littlegray at 08/08/06 1:32PM
  • littlegray
    Love you too!!!!Enjoy SM
    by littlegray at 08/08/06 1:32PM
  • kati
    How is your neck doing?
    by kati at 08/08/06 8:18PM
  • sadie
    hey howve u been
    by sadie at 08/08/06 11:36PM
  • sarahphim
    Where'd you go, Megan?
    by sarahphim at 08/18/06 7:45PM
  • kati
    I am here! I miss you, Megan! Hope you have a good semester!
    by kati at 08/21/06 8:45PM
  • feanor
    come see me in College Station! Or I'll hunt you down and punch you in the face
    by feanor at 09/16/06 2:46PM
  • towel
    ow...
    by towel at 09/24/06 3:53PM

why towel?

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta...

...use it to sail a miniraft...

...wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat...

...you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal...

...a towel has immense psychological value...

...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
  • tu_madre
    and then there's linus from peanuts who carried his blanket/towel around him everywhere. very psychological...
    by tu_madre at 04/26/05 12:50AM
  • tnerbydoom
    wow.
    by tnerbydoom at 04/26/05 9:04AM
  • iluv2laff
    impressive ;)
    by iluv2laff at 04/26/05 11:06AM
  • kati
    well that's nice. crystal power!
    by kati at 04/26/05 12:05PM
  • sonya05
    we need a towel in our fort next time
    by sonya05 at 04/26/05 12:09PM
  • thetobness
    ....but yet it is still merely a towel
    by thetobness at 04/26/05 1:56PM
  • yoyoma
    scorage and a half.
    by yoyoma at 04/26/05 3:10PM
  • purplerox
    ok, I think the fish pic is the first time I've ever seen a resemblance in you and kelsie.
    by purplerox at 04/26/05 4:25PM
  • preciousgoldring
    That's interesting. I wondered where you got your name from. (BTW this is JoAnna. It was nice to meet you.)
    by preciousgoldring at 04/26/05 5:17PM
  • james_dow
    yep they are :P
    by james_dow at 04/26/05 8:15PM
  • imnotblonde
    yes...thanks a lot!
    by imnotblonde at 04/27/05 6:09PM
  • sonya05
    Hey! good luck at ur track meet tomorrow!love u!
    by sonya05 at 04/28/05 11:37AM

me?

the day of a game, i wanted to show some team spirit and encourage my girls, so i made a shirt that had pictures of the other team and i burned them, then under that it said "burn the lady mustangs"...

...i got in trouble for being a "terrorist threat" since their pictures were burned, and i was "singling them out"...

...i'm a terrorist threat... haha...
  • tnerbydoom
    I think you ought to bring the shirt to the game and attach it to a pole like a flag. You could carry it around the field during a warm up run, then drop it in front of their bench. That would great.
    by tnerbydoom at 04/06/05 11:18AM
  • tbz
    Look, Megan, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Texas we have a little something called pride. Understand? Burning shirts that display the emblem of your opponent is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Lone Star State.
    by tbz at 04/06/05 12:11PM
  • larry
    She was being spirited! If she was being a terrorist she'd have gotten a SKS or AK-47 or something put the shirt up on a taget and shot their faces off.
    by larry at 04/06/05 12:44PM
  • tnerbydoom
    I think you should wear the shirt over your jersey, walk up to their bench, rip it in half, light it on fire, spit and stomp on it, then look at them and growl, and tell the keeper you are going to take her out. I bet they would be scared. You might get arrested though.
    by tnerbydoom at 04/07/05 9:28PM
  • cocoa
    i would deffinently re think my choice of sports if i was burned in effigi by my oponent. (not that i dont totally respect your battel tactics)
    by cocoa at 10/05/05 9:04PM
  • trx
    Maybe you heard wrong - maybe you are a "terrorist treat".
    by trx at 10/21/05 11:00PM
  • littlegray
    Miss you already, Megan. Do good at San Marcos. Love you.
    by littlegray at 08/19/06 7:50PM

smooth one, meg...

i got to school late, and took out my lab book because i had written down the wrong thing, went up to my teacher and asked if i could write the correct stuff down and finish the diagram... "no you can't do that! and turn it in now!!" so- i got a 70 on a test grade.

then, same class, i realized we had a notebook test that day, and i had left my notebook at home, and since i'm such a fox, i nonchalantly walked up to my teacher- "can i go to the nurse?" she let me-

i walked out of the classroom, and walked down the hall, right behind the principal, vice principal, and our campus officer- how ironic- then realized i had forgotten my keys... so i walked in, avoiding eye contact with my teacher and went to my desk which happened to be on the front row, grabbed my keys and left.

i discreetly walked to my car, and trying to be less noticeable, i didn't use keyless entry, which i guess you're supposed to keep the alarm from going off- which it did... so i frantically push all the buttons around me to try to shut it off- to no success...

so i just drive with the alarm going off, head down... out of the parking lot, down the road... it finally stops, and i just bust out laughing...
  • kati
    I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! I hate those car alarms...
    by kati at 02/17/05 10:14PM
  • tnerbydoom
    My favorite part is how well worded your statement to your teacher was. You didn't lie, good job.
    by tnerbydoom at 02/17/05 11:08PM
  • yoyoma
    haha
    by yoyoma at 02/17/05 11:26PM
  • yoyoma
    wow, you're a dork. rock on.
    by yoyoma at 02/17/05 11:26PM
  • thetobness
    those ford taruses have some highly integrated alarm systems, nothing short of james bond could get past it
    by thetobness at 02/18/05 1:25AM
  • thetobness
    taurus*?(sweet car) i really cant spell im sorry:)
    by thetobness at 02/18/05 1:26AM
  • whymeohmy
    nice job haha
    by whymeohmy at 02/18/05 2:38AM
  • stangmrb
    i love you for that. you win in life.
    by stangmrb at 02/18/05 3:03AM
  • sarahphim
    That's great....very smooth.
    by sarahphim at 02/18/05 8:44PM
  • texaslady
    LOL :) too funny!
    by texaslady at 02/18/05 11:27PM
  • cocoa
    to bad mrs w wasent there i can just see it...u driving away in the screaching car followed by an angrey black woman in a golf cart waving a boot and a sitation good job though ur a winner
    by cocoa at 02/19/05 12:32AM
  • towel
    yeah, brent- a kid told me to go to the nurse and tell her i had a migraine, and i was like but i'd be lieing to her- so i just left instead :) haha..
    by towel at 02/20/05 12:01PM
  • kati
    ok thursday sounds good, we can take a kite too!!
    by kati at 02/20/05 4:29PM
  • tnerbydoom
    But the truth is. you just asked if you could go to the nurse, you never told her you were going to go. She only assumed that when you left the room. Brilliant.
    by tnerbydoom at 02/20/05 5:14PM
  • sonya05
    i want to go fly a kite!!
    by sonya05 at 02/20/05 5:49PM
  • iluv2laff
    you can buy kites for 88 cents at Wal-Mart...i bought one friday.
    by iluv2laff at 02/20/05 9:53PM
  • mre
    i have a ford taurus
    by mre at 02/22/05 4:24PM
  • thetobness
    really? you must have got it imported from europe also?
    by thetobness at 02/23/05 12:08AM
  • jessharmon206
    haha that's awesome!!! this is jessica by the way! just sayin hey!
    by jessharmon206 at 02/23/05 6:51AM
  • iluv2laff
    i think brooke had a taurus
    by iluv2laff at 02/23/05 4:45PM