ok...
...what is up with zidane?! how are you gonna do somethin like that in the world cup final when you're the captain?! i'm so glad the italians beat them!
why towel?
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta...
...use it to sail a miniraft...
...wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat...
...you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal...
...a towel has immense psychological value...
...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta...
...use it to sail a miniraft...
...wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat...
...you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal...
...a towel has immense psychological value...
...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
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yep they are :P
me?
the day of a game, i wanted to show some team spirit and encourage my girls, so i made a shirt that had pictures of the other team and i burned them, then under that it said "burn the lady mustangs"...
...i got in trouble for being a "terrorist threat" since their pictures were burned, and i was "singling them out"...
...i'm a terrorist threat... haha...
...i got in trouble for being a "terrorist threat" since their pictures were burned, and i was "singling them out"...
...i'm a terrorist threat... haha...
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She was being spirited! If she was being a terrorist she'd have gotten a SKS or AK-47 or something put the shirt up on a taget and shot their faces off.
smooth one, meg...
i got to school late, and took out my lab book because i had written down the wrong thing, went up to my teacher and asked if i could write the correct stuff down and finish the diagram... "no you can't do that! and turn it in now!!" so- i got a 70 on a test grade.
then, same class, i realized we had a notebook test that day, and i had left my notebook at home, and since i'm such a fox, i nonchalantly walked up to my teacher- "can i go to the nurse?" she let me-
i walked out of the classroom, and walked down the hall, right behind the principal, vice principal, and our campus officer- how ironic- then realized i had forgotten my keys... so i walked in, avoiding eye contact with my teacher and went to my desk which happened to be on the front row, grabbed my keys and left.
i discreetly walked to my car, and trying to be less noticeable, i didn't use keyless entry, which i guess you're supposed to keep the alarm from going off- which it did... so i frantically push all the buttons around me to try to shut it off- to no success...
so i just drive with the alarm going off, head down... out of the parking lot, down the road... it finally stops, and i just bust out laughing...
then, same class, i realized we had a notebook test that day, and i had left my notebook at home, and since i'm such a fox, i nonchalantly walked up to my teacher- "can i go to the nurse?" she let me-
i walked out of the classroom, and walked down the hall, right behind the principal, vice principal, and our campus officer- how ironic- then realized i had forgotten my keys... so i walked in, avoiding eye contact with my teacher and went to my desk which happened to be on the front row, grabbed my keys and left.
i discreetly walked to my car, and trying to be less noticeable, i didn't use keyless entry, which i guess you're supposed to keep the alarm from going off- which it did... so i frantically push all the buttons around me to try to shut it off- to no success...
so i just drive with the alarm going off, head down... out of the parking lot, down the road... it finally stops, and i just bust out laughing...
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i think brooke had a taurus

why aren't you using pleonast anymore?