06/02/05 7:51AM

Hey everyone! Since Larry was so persistent about me needing to post, I will! How has everyone been? Regular?
If not, my mom always suggested bran muffins. Well.. just thought I'd see what's up.
  • larry
    It seems as though you are the only one who hasn't been regular.
    by larry at 06/02/05 7:55AM
  • sharon
    you ought to try the prune juice i give Logan. it keeps him regular.
    by sharon at 06/02/05 8:16AM
  • emmywoo
    bran.... hmm
    by emmywoo at 06/20/05 6:35PM
  • caseymp3
    hmm
    by caseymp3 at 07/11/06 6:57PM
  • larry
    Wussup poo barron?!
    by larry at 07/19/06 9:29PM
  • caseymp3
    i saw you a few months ago.
    by caseymp3 at 07/27/06 10:55AM
  • larry
    I heard many a funny stories about you at singing school... and how you struck again... many times over.
    by larry at 08/02/06 7:01AM
  • johndavid
    i saw a picture of you the other day
    by johndavid at 08/05/06 11:16PM
  • larry
    Pooing?
    by larry at 08/08/06 2:53PM
  • caseymp3
    Will the identity of the poo barron ever be realized?
    by caseymp3 at 01/30/07 8:51PM
  • larry
    By everyone but the Barron.
    by larry at 02/01/07 3:17PM
  • larry
    I still have the power point presentation.
    by larry at 02/01/07 3:17PM
  • sharon
    this post needs some fiber
    by sharon at 05/29/07 8:35AM
  • adampual
    POO VERY POO!!!
    by adampual at 03/18/08 11:57AM

07/25/04 9:31PM

Oh poo.
  • bean
    you always say that
    by bean at 07/25/04 10:17PM
  • larry
    I saw you poo barron!
    by larry at 07/27/04 11:38AM
  • emmywoo
    i saw your work
    by emmywoo at 08/03/04 9:27PM
  • alon
    geeba
    by alon at 08/16/04 4:03PM
  • flygirl
    why the poop obsession? I think its funny
    by flygirl at 08/21/04 11:21PM
  • feanor
    u know baron really has only one 'r'
    by feanor at 10/07/04 12:49PM
  • bean
    not the poo barron. the poo barron does 2 of everything, at least
    by bean at 10/08/04 6:48AM
  • larry
    Or 2 times everything.
    by larry at 10/08/04 12:55PM
  • sharon
    or, just #2
    by sharon at 04/21/05 8:23AM
  • larry
    Nice.
    by larry at 04/21/05 3:27PM
  • sharon
    thank you, i try.
    by sharon at 04/21/05 4:21PM
  • larry
    It sure has been a long time since you pooed.
    by larry at 06/01/05 12:34PM
  • gobgob
    what where is the poo im hungry
    by gobgob at 10/20/07 3:43PM

where can i be?

sorry i haven't posted in so long, everybody.
have you missed me too terribly?
well.. my stomach is hurting.
i'll post more later.

oh. thanks to everyone who has been so kind as to befriend me on their buddy lists.
  • adampual
    POOOOOO!
    by adampual at 02/19/04 8:49PM
  • laura_belle123
    Poop 4 Life!! HAHAHAHA! Hi! I'm Laura! Welcome to the 'Nast! ;)
    by laura_belle123 at 02/24/04 7:37PM
  • bean
    i hate to say this but i haven't missed you. nope, not one bit.
    by bean at 02/24/04 11:59PM
  • terra
    kevin!
    by terra at 03/07/04 8:09PM
  • its_fun
    WHAT?!?!?!
    by its_fun at 03/09/04 11:59PM
  • larry
    It smells.
    by larry at 03/10/04 6:01AM
  • tbz
    You're on my buddy list? I'll just go fix that real quick.
    by tbz at 03/12/04 6:59AM
  • caseymp3
    three sheets- three wipes- flush- repeat- , unless you want to strike again??!!!
    by caseymp3 at 03/13/04 4:31PM
  • larry
    by larry at 03/13/04 4:32PM
  • terra
    by terra at 03/22/04 5:41PM
  • its_fun
    PO(O)st
    by its_fun at 03/30/04 1:33AM
  • larry
    Kevin your post stinks!! Ha-Ha-Ha!
    by larry at 03/30/04 9:00AM
  • chewbacca
    its craig..but it doesnt matter..*flings poop all over the room*......oh and of course....Anime is EVIL! Spread the word!!!!
    by chewbacca at 04/08/04 9:13PM
  • larry
    That reminded me of "Dumb and Dumberer." When he spread the chocolate all over the bathroom.
    by larry at 04/09/04 6:46AM
  • larry
    Poop.
    by larry at 04/17/04 8:06PM
  • its_fun
    HA
    by its_fun at 05/05/04 12:58AM
  • larry
    by larry at 05/05/04 8:56PM
  • sharon
    no posts? you must be constipated.
    by sharon at 05/14/04 1:58PM
  • fcnathanaelm
    Ironically, i just returned to my computer after a trip to the bathroom.
    by fcnathanaelm at 07/01/04 4:38AM
  • emmywoo
    anime is not evil!! thats like saying cake is evil!!!
    by emmywoo at 07/20/04 2:45PM

have i come?

give you seven guesses to who i am.
i have shown kindess and concern for my fellow human beings (or am i a robot?) and been careful where i struck. no foreign homes have been hit, but mine. all is well, for poo never lingers.. lest i choose that path. my moods can change quicker than something that changes quickly. whapow! i'm angry.
but no, not really. life is good.
  • meagan
    You're... The Barron Crabtree.
    by meagan at 10/10/03 12:14PM
  • its_fun
    i was once thought to be the poo baron
    by its_fun at 10/10/03 6:07PM
  • rebecca
    i AM the poo barron. but nobody believes me.
    by rebecca at 10/11/03 4:13PM
  • rebecca
    i guess that's because "girls never poop"
    by rebecca at 10/11/03 4:14PM
  • larry
    i didnt know girls pooped untill my freshman year
    by larry at 10/11/03 7:00PM
  • randall
    wait a minute!!!! girls poop?!?!
    by randall at 10/13/03 10:53AM
  • savesthepienada
    too cool
    by savesthepienada at 10/13/03 7:58PM
  • caseymp3
    i had no proof that girls pooped till poo barron struck... how do we know the poo baron was a girl?? any clues?
    by caseymp3 at 10/19/03 9:31PM
  • larry
    haha. i have a power point presentation on the poo baron. it explains who the pooer it, what happes, where it happens, and how to correct the problem.
    by larry at 10/21/03 2:09PM
  • sharon
    i don't know who you are, but you are full of poop
    by sharon at 10/26/03 12:06PM
  • larry
    i am full of poop. but i'm not the baron.
    by larry at 10/26/03 7:29PM
  • its_fun
    http://fallleagues.cjb.net
    by its_fun at 11/01/03 2:09PM
  • johndavid
    i know who the baron is she has a waiste service
    by johndavid at 11/14/03 12:12AM
  • sharon
    ok i know who you are now
    by sharon at 11/22/03 5:00PM
  • kreg
    i STILL haven't seen proof of girls pooping! *sticks fingers in his ears* LALALALALA!
    by kreg at 01/22/04 6:43AM
  • larry
    oh, but i have. i went into a girls bathroom one time.. for some undisclosed reason. and a toilet was stopped up.
    by larry at 01/22/04 8:24AM
  • larry
    although.. that could have been a guy too, i'm sure i'm not the only guy whos been in a girls restroom
    by larry at 01/22/04 8:25AM
  • larry
    ah! meaning i havent seen definant proof girls poop either! ah!
    by larry at 01/22/04 8:25AM

in my own identity

sometimes I forget who I really am.
my personality changes with the wind.
if it's a cold wind, i turn into poo-ice.
same for summer. yet i always have the same distinct, smelly smell.
what can i do to stay myself?

help your poo barron.
  • poop
    This blog is useless.
    by poop at 08/13/03 3:48PM
  • terra
    lol
    by terra at 08/21/03 1:58PM
  • larry
    i have a poo baron power point presentation!
    by larry at 08/22/03 8:11PM
  • kermit
    why does thinking of a Poo baron make me think of Craig Campbell?
    by kermit at 08/24/03 8:10PM
  • rebecca
    why indeed... *rubs chin*
    by rebecca at 08/25/03 3:38PM
  • sharon
    who is the poo barron?
    by sharon at 08/27/03 10:21AM
  • sharon
    probably the guy that sporadically places poo in your yard and makes you step on it and get stuck on your shoe
    by sharon at 09/03/03 6:48AM
  • sarahpet
    poo baron says his personality changes with the wind. Don't want to be standing down-wind for that. ooh poo
    by sarahpet at 09/03/03 11:24AM
  • bean
    WARNING: if poo baron defiles my home again, he/she/it may be exposed.
    by bean at 09/17/03 9:53PM
  • caseymp3
    why does poo baron not use his/her pleonast
    by caseymp3 at 09/30/03 9:32PM
  • emmywoo
    where is the love?
    by emmywoo at 10/02/03 7:19PM
  • thepoobarron
    I do know you, Bean. Your hidden, smelly farts will be exposed next time I catch a whiff. Do not threaten me.
    by thepoobarron at 10/10/03 10:46AM