I have been tagged, thus, being the heroic person i am, will play along with this mindless game.

1.Before engaging in combat, I generally have all my opponents sign liability forms, complicated insurance wavors, and a personal contract stating that they will not purposely aim heat rays at my left elbow (that's my weakness). So far the contract has proved useless.2.I was my pleomobile regularly every 28th hour. And change the oil every 1000 miles. I once stopped in the heat of a high speed chase to change my oil on the road side. 3.I still sleep with a teddy bear.4.I can't stand when i have panty lines through my spandex. I know my nemesis don’t care. But i do. So I usually wear thongs under my super suit.5.Everytime i meet with the Justice League of America, I insist on sitting by superman. And it really bothers me that he doesnt have to wear a mask like the rest of us. I mean really! How doesn't anyone notice who he is! Ugh!
There now you know the almost real me. I, being the merciful one i am, will not tag any one else.

Enjoy.

WELLLL, it sure has been a while! After the flying penguins and the radioactive flamingos, i had so many things to do.MAN! Well, i missed you all and i love you all. I want you to remember the reason i am on here. tell me your problems, and i will try to help ya out. word. so, im gonna go now. just thought i'd say hey and remind you that the pleohero is HERE.

love me!!

Greetings! Well, i killed bob so its all good now! No, im just kidding, but i found another girl.... by this, you can obviously tell im a pimp.

Hmmmmm..... well, i found this new girl, and i dont know what to do. I have been talkin to her, and she knows im interested and that i think that shes cute, BUT i dont know how to handle it, because i dont think shes very interested. ¿Can i get advice por favor? Thank ya guys!!

-Pleohero

So heres my deal with Bob:

Seeing as Bob and I are "best friends", I thought that we should hang out together. Because best friends do. So, I asked if Bob would like to, and she said,"Yes." So the shindig where were going to comes around. And we planned to meet up at the shindig.

Well ends up, I didnt see Bob all night.

So I'm angry with Bob. For many-a-reasons:

1) She PROMISED me we would hang out, and broke her promise.
2) She stood me up like gum on the bottom of her shoe.
3) She's my "best friend" and we havent done anything but talk on the phone...but once, but that doesnt really count because it wasnt just Me and Bob.

So any way I'm ill with her. But I cant really hold a grudge. I forgive her and I just want things to go back to the way they were. Except hang out like real friends.

Just give me your thoughts,
PleoHero