On January 26 I wrote the following:
“I’ll try and post again before the week is up.”
Whoops.
Perhaps “I’ll try and post again before the quarter is up” would have been more appropriate (though still would not have been attained).
So what has The James been up to in the last 90 days? Quite a bit. And here’s a brief recap…
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In mid-March my longtime on-again/off-again roommate decided to get married on the coast of Florida. Man, was I pumped.
Roommate and I made the drive out to Pensacola together (my wedding gift to him would be driving his car back alone) and made it in just over 10 hours. As a result of such excellent time, it turned out that my wedding gift to roommate was to not only drive his car back home alone but to also pay half of a speeding ticket that he received. Better than candlesticks, right?
Pretty much the highlight of the trip was… um, aside from the beautiful ceremony… was Clint and I trying to catch a shark. Word on the streets was that the waters just off the beach from the house we were staying in were good for sharks that time of the year. So Clint and I went to a local grocery store to find some form of meat with blood in it to use as bait. After searching aimlessly for a few minutes I decided to ask the butcher. So I walk up to the lady at the butcher counter and ask if they have anything with lots of blood in it, to which she replies, “What do you need it for?” After a moment of internal debate as to how ridiculous I want to sound, I give in and state, “To catch a shark.” “Oh, well you need to talk to Bill then.” At this point dual voices are heard as an embarrassed Clint solemnly pleads, "Please don't get Bill" right as the lady screams towards the back of the store, "Bill!" So out comes Bill and he looks just like the “He ain’t done yet” Old 96er butcher from The Great Outdoors. (If you don’t know who I am talking about then go HERE.) The guy turns out to be a real sweetheart, though. And after just a few minutes we’re walking out of the store with two buckets of chicken livers. I won’t bore you (or, rather, bore you more) with the rest of the evening, but needless to say when morning came around the only thing we had on the end of our fishing line was a dead stingray.
But anyway… on the solo drive home I elected to stop and spend a day in New Orleans to be a tourist (with Preservation Hall always a favorite stop) and then also to stop and spend a night in Houston to see some friends. All in all, probably not exactly how you’d want to blow a week of vacation time from your job, but c’est la vie.
(I know I probably sound bitter about having to go to one of my best friends weddings, but you’d have to know the back-story behind the last two years of his relationship with his now-wife to know why all involved were a little disenchanted with the whole situation. Though in all fairness, I hear the ceremony was nice. I wouldn’t know because I thought that wearing sunglasses would be inappropriate for a groomsman but it turns out that my retinas were burned by the white sand beach so I didn’t actually see anything beyond, “Who gives this woman?”)
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Going back to the Barcelona trip, we did get our plane tickets purchased. They ended up costing half of what I was budgeting for, so that’s cool. The trip will glide lazily across four days in Madrid, three days in Barcelona, one day in Gibraltar, two days in Tangier (Morocco), and three days in Lisbon. Aside from the U2 concert, the plan is to see a bullfight in Spain’s most famous bullring (Las Ventas), take in the Prado Museum, visit the Cathedral of Santa Eulalia, hike the Rock of Gibraltar, take a ferry across the famed Strait of Gibraltar to Morocco, ride camels while in North Africa, and visit the port that Columbus sailed for the Indies from. And a few other things, I’m sure. My 2009 Rick Steves Spain & Portugal guide books should arrive tomorrow!
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Let’s see… what else… I took my dad to the Rangers season opener this year. I’ve always wondered what the age is when your parents stop having to pay for everything and the kids instead pick up the tab. I think I’m about there. Being the one to supply opening day tickets was kind of weird. Part of me felt kind of proud (in a, “Hey, I’m officially not a mooch anymore!” kind of way – not that I’m a mooch, but you know what I mean) and the other part of me felt kind of sad. Kind of like watching the whole “cycle of life” thing from a distance.
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Oh, yeah – going back to U2… did you get your Dallas tickets yet??? Looks like the show nearly sold-out in 12 hours (that would be nearly 100,000 tickets, a-thank you very much). You should go just to get inside the new Cowboys Stadium for less than the $30,000 seat license…
(Incidentally, download Magnificent & Moment Of Surrender from the new album)
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I’ve decided to buy a new bike. One speed. Oh, yeah. While in Houston on the way back from Florida, my friends and I drifted around downtown Houston on some Mango Cruisers. I think I’m going to get a Trek Cruiser Classic. It’s black and has that great ‘50’s look to it. I want to start riding my bike to and back from work. Granted, I only live one mile from my office, but still…
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Funniest thing I’ve seen in the last seven days: while at a fast food drive-thru one night the car in front of me in line pulled up to the window about six feet away from it. Both the employee and the driver of the car were fully stretched out towards each other from the waist up from their respective windows to exchange money/food. Got a good chuckle out of that one. I tried to get the camera out but just missed it.
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Last five songs to play while typing this post:
Tower of Song/Leonard Cohen
My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down(Bonzo Goes to Bitburg)/The Ramones
A Letter To Elise/The Cure
Stand By Me/John Lennon
Who Knows Where The Time Goes?/Fairport Convention
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Either later this week or early next I will be posting a video performance piece. So get excited. As if you aren’t already.
I'll try and post again before the week is up.
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