Creative Activity.....................

at 03/18/10 10:12PM


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Still in turnaround mode at the plant. This one has been a wooly booger.....I'm beat!
  • AlanL
    I had the wrong pictures to go with that post... oops.

    Rocking the chairs sounds pretty active to me!
    by AlanL at 03/18/10 10:26PM
  • kailua
    They must be the average American fish family?
    by kailua at 03/18/10 11:44PM

Moishe Plotnik's Laundry

at 03/16/10 11:10AM
Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners......

When he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry.'

'Moishe Plotnik?' he wondered. 'How does that belong in Chinatown?'

He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo 'Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry.'

The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase.

The tourist asked, 'Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry?''

The old man answered, 'Ah..Evleebody ask me dat. It name of owner.'

Looking around, the tourist asked, 'Is he here now?'

'It me, Me him!' replied the old man.

'Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a Jewish name like Moishe Plotnik?'

'It simple' said the old man. 'Many, many year ago I come to thes country. I standing in line at 'Documentation Center of Immiglation. Man in front of me was Jewish man from Poland.Lady at counter look at him and say to him, 'What your name?'

He say to her, 'Moishe Plotnik.'

Then she look at me and say, 'What your name?'

I say, ...

... 'Sam Ting.'

(You know......that pun is Willy Wong......)
  • AlanL
    :-)
    by AlanL at 03/16/10 12:36PM
  • this_old_man
    I love it!
    by this_old_man at 03/16/10 8:32PM
  • kailua
    Well you know what they say, "Two wongs don't make a white."
    by kailua at 03/17/10 1:05AM

Git' A Loooong Little Doggie..........

at 03/15/10 7:16AM

  • AlanL
    Kind of need to upgrade that suspension!
    by AlanL at 03/15/10 9:47AM
  • this_old_man
    Definitely a rear view window! :)
    by this_old_man at 03/15/10 10:02AM
  • ceoltoir
    He's a little confused about the hood ornament concept, huh?
    by ceoltoir at 03/15/10 11:03AM
  • kailua
    LOL! Wish I could have seen that. I actually have seen some cars do that with big people in them.
    by kailua at 03/15/10 1:55PM

Still, Still With Thee

at 03/12/10 10:31PM

The thing about the Mennonites is that they can bring the old hymns back to life!

This song is a beauty!

Enjoy
  • kailua
    As Lawrence Welk used to say, "Wonnerful, wonnerful, wonnerful!"

    *Plumber pants - Pa-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    by kailua at 03/12/10 10:44PM
  • AlanL
    I'd love to try something like that during assembly.
    by AlanL at 03/12/10 11:26PM
  • kailua
    You'd like to try something like plumber pants during assembly? hee-hee-hee
    by kailua at 03/15/10 4:33AM

Ye Must be Born Again - Sleeper / Stebbins

at 03/11/10 8:56PM *
HUG time again!

I just uploaded another P.D. hymn to the Hymns Unto God website today.

This song is really fun to sing. The lyrics are simple and teach the listener that in order to have salvation and to sing with the redeemed one must be born again.

Enjoy!

Ye Must be Born Again - Sleeper / Stebbins - | PDF | Mup File | Midi |
  • AlanL
    That one I've seen! #339 in Hymns for Worship.
    by AlanL at 03/11/10 10:18PM
  • tgatzajr
    Thought it sounded familiar. :-)
    by tgatzajr at 03/12/10 6:37AM
  • kailua
    You are the busy beaver! \_|_/ -- beaver teeth
    by kailua at 03/12/10 11:13AM