If you see

at 08/10/10 9:19PM
a puddle that looks a little odd

it's probably just my brain
that has been melted by the heat
and run out my ears and nose
down my neck
over my tummy
down my legs
to the ground
in a puddle
from which I wandered off
not even noticing
it was missing

Where's an ice age when you need one?

  • 7laughinghardmans
    You're so clever and funny!
    by 7laughinghardmans at 08/10/10 10:15PM
  • mr_and_mrs_berry
    I think the "ice" age found us, but it is melted and running down our driveway rather quickly. I'm hoping it will slow down and sink. I beginning to miss mowing grass!
    by mr_and_mrs_berry at 08/12/10 8:48PM
  • middlechild
    :)
    by middlechild at 08/19/10 11:48AM
  • mr_and_mrs_berry
    Wonderful wonderful news :)

    I'm so happy for you all.

    Just grinning and glad and praising God for working in his life :)
    by mr_and_mrs_berry at 08/23/10 4:38PM

One Tough Granny

at 05/22/10 10:30PM
Here's where you can get your own my "Grandma can beat up your honor student" bumper sticker

http://tinyurl.com/grandmabeatup

  • snoopy
    oooooohhhhh I am so tempted!
    by snoopy at 05/23/10 6:28AM

Bumper snickers

at 05/20/10 1:57PM *
What Would Scooby Doo?

A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot

I know Science! And I'm not afraid to use it!

I'm much better looking on the internet

In real life, I'm a superhero

I can't hear you - my coffee cup is empty

This car brakes for coffee shops

My Grandma Can Beat Up Your Honor Student
  • lromanic
    I do both, read and watch Jane Austen, so what does that make me? half & half?
    by lromanic at 05/20/10 4:00PM
  • snoopy
    hahaha!! I looove the last one!
    by snoopy at 05/20/10 9:34PM

Random thoughts and fun fact-ish type things

at 03/14/10 1:26PM


We just lost an hour, but we get it back in 6 months. I am going to charge 10% interest on my hour so I get another 6 minutes.

80% of all people will believe anything with a percentage sign in it.

5/4 of all people say they are bad with fractions.

Chocolate in resealable bags is a pretty dumb invention

Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Something really cool happens if you press the F4 key while holding down the ALT button. Try it!

  • disastermaster
    lol
    by disastermaster at 03/14/10 2:57PM
  • snoopy
    I don't believe your percentages
    (Yes! Now I'm part of the wise 20%!)
    by snoopy at 03/15/10 4:24PM
  • mr_and_mrs_berry
    I'm not sure I dare puts the F4 and the ALT button while I'm on pleo...will I lose something? I'm a very gullible person.
    by mr_and_mrs_berry at 03/15/10 8:59PM
  • mamalady
    : )
    by mamalady at 03/16/10 8:54AM
  • lromanic
    Thanks for the jam. Yum!!! And thanks for eating with us. We're so glad it worked out for your family to come!
    by lromanic at 03/17/10 2:37PM

I wonder....?

at 03/13/10 5:16PM



How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?



  • video_nana
    Try "googling" it - they know everything - or least they would probably have some answer. :)
    by video_nana at 03/13/10 6:32PM
  • disastermaster
    Your a math whiz and I know you would be able to figure that out better then any one of us. 2 times something divided by pie over something or other = gray. Kind of what I remember from my math class last year; a kind of grayish color.
    by disastermaster at 03/14/10 4:07AM
  • frappachino_girl
    There was a half zebra half donkey!
    by frappachino_girl at 03/14/10 10:16AM