a puddle that looks a little odd
it's probably just my brain
that has been melted by the heat
and run out my ears and nose
down my neck
over my tummy
down my legs
to the ground
in a puddle
from which I wandered off
not even noticing
it was missing
Where's an ice age when you need one?
Here's where you can get your own my "Grandma can beat up your honor student" bumper sticker
What Would Scooby Doo?
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
I know Science! And I'm not afraid to use it!
I'm much better looking on the internet
In real life, I'm a superhero
I can't hear you - my coffee cup is empty
This car brakes for coffee shops
My Grandma Can Beat Up Your Honor Student
We just lost an hour, but we get it back in 6 months. I am going to charge 10% interest on my hour so I get another 6 minutes.
80% of all people will believe anything with a percentage sign in it.
5/4 of all people say they are bad with fractions.
Chocolate in resealable bags is a pretty dumb invention
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Something really cool happens if you press the F4 key while holding down the ALT button. Try it!
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?