oh dear...oh dear
This needs to be recorded.
A few weeks ago I was talking to my class about measurement. We were specifically discussing weight. You know...ounces, pounds, tons...nothing too terribly difficult. I reminded them of the road signs that indicate the number of tons the road can take. I also mentioned weigh stations for trucks. And then....then... complete and utter insanity ensued.
Student 1: Yeah, they make those for people too.
Me: What? Weigh stations?
Student 1: Yeah, they have them on the road so fat people don't break the road.
Me: Uh....no they don't.
Student 1: Yeah, my dad told me. They can break the road.
Me: No...not possible.
Student 2: Yeah, I read in a book that there was a guy who weighed 9,000 lbs.
Me: Uh no...not possible. No.
Student 2: Yeah, I read it in a book.
Me: No! Not possible. Maybe 900, but not 9,000.
Student 2: Yeah, it is. I read it in the GENIUS Book of World Records.
Me: (mouth hanging open)
Student 3: It's not the GENIUS Book of World Records
Me: (Thinking: There is hope for my class and the future of the United States)
Student 3: It's the GEEEENIS Book of World Records
Me: AHHHHH! It's the GUINNESS Book of World Records and you are all WRONG!
I am not making this up. Not even a little. I know, it's scary, right? On days like these my task seems completely beyond my reach. Common sense anyone?
A few weeks ago I was talking to my class about measurement. We were specifically discussing weight. You know...ounces, pounds, tons...nothing too terribly difficult. I reminded them of the road signs that indicate the number of tons the road can take. I also mentioned weigh stations for trucks. And then....then... complete and utter insanity ensued.
Student 1: Yeah, they make those for people too.
Me: What? Weigh stations?
Student 1: Yeah, they have them on the road so fat people don't break the road.
Me: Uh....no they don't.
Student 1: Yeah, my dad told me. They can break the road.
Me: No...not possible.
Student 2: Yeah, I read in a book that there was a guy who weighed 9,000 lbs.
Me: Uh no...not possible. No.
Student 2: Yeah, I read it in a book.
Me: No! Not possible. Maybe 900, but not 9,000.
Student 2: Yeah, it is. I read it in the GENIUS Book of World Records.
Me: (mouth hanging open)
Student 3: It's not the GENIUS Book of World Records
Me: (Thinking: There is hope for my class and the future of the United States)
Student 3: It's the GEEEENIS Book of World Records
Me: AHHHHH! It's the GUINNESS Book of World Records and you are all WRONG!
I am not making this up. Not even a little. I know, it's scary, right? On days like these my task seems completely beyond my reach. Common sense anyone?
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scary..you don't even know scary..till you teach 17 and 18 year olds that ask you "is the United States in the North American Country or South American continent?"...that my dear..is scary -
Wow. That's all I have to say, lol. Don't you love being a teacher? ;) -
LOL!!! (for real even ;) -
HAHA!! -
where's Bill Cosby when you need him?? ;) -
hahaha, I have no idea what I would have done in that situation! I'm going to google that 9,000 lb. man... -
I am dying of laughter as I read this... I'm not sure what I would have said if my teacher just blasted me with "You're wrong!" How old are these poor kids? -
You have a very hard task. Good luck! I am very afraid for the future. -
they're 10 and 11 year olds....fifth grade -
This post was terribly funny to me. -
Ahh the joys of teaching! My oh my! Well, we are doing great! We are living in Reno, just bought a house, Tim finished his first year of teaching H.S. math and loved it. I am working in a call center for a catalog company and am in school right now and want to be a 2nd or 3rd grade teacher. Someday! So yeah, things are real good here! How bout you? You teach 5th grade? How fun! What's been going on with you? -
*chuckling...* too funny! -
aly...you need another funny story to post, i have read this 8 times, its still funny, but variety is nice. thank you, that is all. -
BOO! :-) *hug* You made my day tonight. Just wanted to make sure you knew that :) Love you! -
you need to update this, pronto style! -
uhh, this is hilarious!