Makes the difference between dirty, dry clothes and wet, clean clothes.
Just push it.
Were those 25 year old jumper cables (new, worth about $10) and that loose change amounting to less than $2 worth all the work you did prying and prying and prying at the door to open it and finally breaking the window out of his car???
Oh, and by the way, you left behind your 'tools of the trade' - your screwdriver. You probably needed that at the next house you went to. But alas, it was still sitting on the seat of his car when he found your handiwork this morning.
$12 reward for your troubles. $1200 damage to the car, but hey, you don't have to pay for that. But you DID lose your screwdriver.
Aggravating, yet amusing.
I can hear them now, rummaging through the car.
Did you find anything?
Nah, did you?
NO! But these jumper cables, they are only 20-25 years old, maybe they are worth something!!
Stupid!! They ain't worth nothin' Hey wait! I found money! Give me a minute to count it ... 10 .... 25 .... 50 .... hey - almost $2!!!
Let's go - and grab those jumper cables!!!
Gimme the screwdriver!
What? I told YOU to get it!
Stupid! YOU broke the window - what'd you do? Leave it behind? NOW what we gonna do - pry this door open with our fingernails? Break the window with our hand?? Just can't get good help these days!!!!!
Foiled in his first attempt at burglary, he was successful in his second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh attempts.
A neighbor is missing 6 large beautiful fish. They disappeared into thin air. In the belly of the heron, presumably.
Obviously, I'm not State Farm. Or a good neighbor. Hey, I'm not even all there.
or an hour earlier wake up time either.
DST is a conspiracy led by morning people to persecute night owls.
Why can't they let sleeping dogs lie ... in peace and quiet???
You know that woman, the one worth far more than jewels? THEY (you know, the other people - the morning people) always quote that she "rises early while it is still night," but do they not notice her lamp did not go out at night also?
By the time this old dog acclimates, it will be time to change.