Quote list from our trip to Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois (the same list is on
his page); even some of you who weren't even on vacation with us made the list:
Colton: Hot pocket...
Ashley: Turn it off!
Colton: California...oh wait, Colorado
Ashley: It's Oklahoma!
Ashley: Rock chalk your face.
Ashley: Maybe he's Amish and it's his first time driving.
Colton: "How can this be wrong?"
Ashley: Hoshbaz, Chad.
Colton: While I am asleep, I can promise nothing.
Ashley's Econ Book: "An example of such a dispute involved bananas and the European Union."
Mom: What time is it?
Colton: 4:86.
Mom: No wonder he's eating rocks!
Ashley: Yeah, Colton, when you said it didn't look like it was raining....it is!
Kaitlin Lauer: Tabby visit steak!
Dad: We're on vacation.
Lisa, the JCPenney cashier: In Iowa??
Ashley: Whoa, that was American Gothic painted on the side of a barn.
Mom: The guy who painted it is from this area.
Colton: He's from Assyria??
Mom: Watch my purse for me...Watch it!
Heather, the MooseJaw waitress: Would you like moose antlers?
Colton: YES!
Heather, the MooseJaw waitress: Would you like a refill on that right away?
Ashley: My ears fell off!
Bethany Sulc: Ashley, SHUT UP!
Ashley: That person kind of creeps me out...oh wait, no they don't.
Ashley: Thank you for celebrating with me.
Ashley: Colton ruined the song.
Dad. I agree.
Dad: I hate to throw them away. I'd rather get fat.
Jason Longstreth: I always struggle with the decision to be a bad steward or a glutton!...Waste not, waist not.
Colton: That's what I call "cool dad to the max."
Ashley: Who's Max?
Ashley: Sweet!
Mom: No, it's sugar free.
Mom (to Colton): I would laugh if you fell out of this train.
(Editor's note: I think this one is my favorite! I laugh every time I read it!)
Colton: I hope the bathroom isn't upside down.
Ashley: That would be awkward.
Mom: That would be gross!
Colton: (walking thru a pitch black haunted house) Ow...
(LOL, he kept running into walls)
Ashley: Hey, I like this arrangement we have...you give me money...I keep it...
Mom: I don't even know these people, but I love taking pictures!
Ashley: I've only eaten one piece and I'm stuffed!
Colton: Wimp.
Ashley: Fatty!
Colton: Does that mean I get my own queen-sized air mattress?
Dad: Yeah, we'll duct tape those two together for you.
Hope you enjoyed them at least a fraction of the amount we did! Love y'all.
*EDIT: Added quotes from Preacher Training*
Scene: In the van on the way to the campground. Phantom of the Opera comes on the iPod.
Tyler: This is my song!
Ian: Is this seriously your song??
Tyler: Look at my Facebook!
Mom: What happens at PTC stays at PTC.
Colton: This is my favorite place in Missouri.
Tyler: Oh, this is nice.
Colton: What are you doing?
Ian: Trying to capture a semi.
Tyler: I'm gonna text my dad and see if he loves me.
Tyler: Is that a llama?!
Love y'all.
The reason I asked about the dinner was b/c our middle school band went to a very similar show one year, though I didn't get to. The next year, we went to the Dixie Stampede show w/ Dolly Parton, which was a lot of fun.
Btw, I hope to be in the band next semester again, because I missed it too much last semester. May God bless you w/ safe travels back to FC!