Straight razor.

So I got a straight razor, and then I got another one. I am dissapointed in the dovo straight razor; made in Germany, and pleasantly suprized by the Thiers Issard straight razor; made in France. Supprise, They can do something else well other than make excelent bread and loose wars.

I will admit the with in the first three shaves I sliced my self up good. The first time I actualy didn't have any problems. The second and third time was when the carnage occured. The first three were with the Dovo. But then the fine piece of machinery came from the frenchies and I realized my mistake. Now my only problems come from the difficult angles on the left side. Right side is good. No problems. I am still just a little awkward on the left.

One piece of advice just incase any of you men want to try it. Do not... DO NOT try to shave with out stroping, even if the razor comes with directions saying that the razor comes ready to shave. Still, you should strop that bad boy. The Thiers Issard directions said that and I believed them. I got about half way across my face and said "that is enough" I washed off the razor stroped it and when I came back was as smooth a shave as I have ever had. SO STROP YOUR RAZOR.

You may say "that is silly" or "straight razors are so expensive" or "I am afraid I would cut myself" or " I don't know how." Well all of those excusses are worthless. And here is why.

1. that is silly- Your fore fathers used straight razors and they were more of a man by the age of 15 than you may ever be.

2. straight razors are so expensive- Yes they are, but they are not as expensive as the typical razor blade cartrages you have to buy twice a year. Do you realized the prices on those things are like 35, 40 dollars. Those are for the big packs and they may last a long time. But they wont last as long as a good finely crafted piece of carbon steel.

3. I am afraid I would cut myself- Of course you will cut your self you pansy. Grab your man parts and get over it. I have and it is refreshing. Especialy when you splash some after shave or strait alcohol on it after wards. The pain lets you know you are still alive.

4. I don't know how- Well of course you don't. no one has ever shown, or told you how to do it. But there is an easy remedy for that. Look it up on the internet. You are on the internet if you are reading this. So take 5 seconds to do some REAL INDEPTH RESEARCH AND GOOGLE IT. or I will give you a breef go over at the end.

SO there you are. No excuses any more. Really it is a better way to do it. I have to say that even with my sensitive neck and face skin the single blade of the french made, carbon steel, hollow ground, deadly, work of art, only after 6 attempts, it gives me a far better shave than the last overly expensive gellet thing that i bought with the 14 razors lined up on it with the swivel head and the single blade that almost shaves but not really. I am done with those. And one day I may have to buy another straight razor. But by that time i may be so old that my nurse will have to shave me, right after she changes my diaper.

THE END.

What you need to know for a good shave with a strait razor.

Items needed.

1 strait razor. I sugest Thier Issard. they are alittle over 100 dollars.

1 strop. get one with a leather and a canvas side. It will more than likely come with instructions. If not give me a ring and i will Instruct you in the ways that you should go. It will cost you about 30 to 50 dollars.

1 sharpening stone- this is were I think you should spend money on the higher grade sharpening hone. I purchased the Norton 4000 and 8000 combo water stone. It was 79 dollars. I have yet to use it on my good razor. But I have plenty of dull knives to hone my own sharpening skill on.
The sharpening hone is for after about a year the strop will not sharpen the razor like it did at first. YOu must then cut the worn edge off and re-cut it with the hone. THen the strop will work as it once did.

Lather and shave with the grain on a sharp angle. start with the side burns and come down. then the neck, then come across the chin. Coming back across the chin from the left and down the neck is where i have had trouble. SO be patient YOu are going to get cut. It's alright sweaty. You will make it. Eventualy you will get better. And then finaly the mustash. That is where the strait razor can really make the difference between a fine tool and the big stack of razors that cut like a lawn mower.

One more thing I would recomend. after the shave use a good aftershave. easy enough, I hope.
  • phat_man
    I got a straight razor in march of last year. I LOVE IT! Though I must admit, I have not kept good care of it as of late and it is beyond the help of a strop. I either need a whet stone or take it to get sharpened.
    by phat_man at 04/30/07 2:36AM
  • phat_man
    By the way, I've never cut myself with it. So hah!
    by phat_man at 04/30/07 2:37AM
  • buddabignbald
    I love number 1 on why we should use them. I could hear that one coming out of your mouth.
    by buddabignbald at 05/11/07 2:44PM
  • mattdevore
    Chuck, do you still love the razor? I will buy one now if you still swear by it.
    by mattdevore at 05/17/07 6:13PM
  • skinns
    I do. I even sharpened up my grandfathers very old straight razor and used it the other day it was as good as the new ones.
    by skinns at 05/18/07 4:25PM
  • phat_man
    do you thing you could give mine a once over and make it sharp as new?
    by phat_man at 05/19/07 3:32AM
  • phorgain37055
    skinns, email me...again. I deleted all of the emails in my inbox on accident the day you sent that
    by phorgain37055 at 05/22/07 9:29PM
  • marie
    Happy Memorial Day...and many thanks for your service.
    by marie at 05/28/07 11:18AM
  • jimmybuck
    You mean you don't have to change the blade? Wow! I so want one, and to get a nice shave, I'd spend that kind of money!
    by jimmybuck at 06/12/07 10:49PM
  • pooky
    Hey Charley. How's it going?
    by pooky at 06/13/07 4:04PM
  • mattdevore
    We used the heaters and everything. I thought I would vomit when I saw and smelled the cheese spread.
    by mattdevore at 07/11/07 9:59AM
  • danielstephen
    i believe we both need a new post
    by danielstephen at 07/31/07 4:15PM
  • marla
    Check this out. Heehee.
    by marla at 08/06/07 10:22PM
  • cdawg
    i went behind enemy lines two times during the smashing of yugoslavia to retrieve a broken jet, was shot at on the ground on both occassions and was almost shot out of the sky, do you know me or do you just like to pick fights?
    by cdawg at 08/20/07 9:04AM
  • pooky
    Charley! I'm starting to take offense at your silence. I see you can comment on Cal's blog - but I can't get a hello from you for over 6 months. What's the deal - it's not like we go back to when we were little or anything.
    by pooky at 08/20/07 8:19PM
  • cdawg
    yes, three times a year we did exercises and had to dig fox holes and fill sandbags. but primarily i fixed jets, a grease monkey. but from what she tells me, you were in the choir. so did you dig a lot of foxholes in the choir, just a little air force / groundpounder rivalry ... ;P
    by cdawg at 09/10/07 10:36AM
  • cdawg
    crew chief, F-15C. Central European Command 493rd FS RAF Lakenheath, UK.
    by cdawg at 09/10/07 10:41AM
  • cdawg
    note - mos is crew chief
    f-15 was the type of plane
    central european command was the theater
    fs means fighter squadron
    raf means royal air force b/c we were stationed in england
    and lakenheath was the base
    by cdawg at 09/10/07 10:46AM
  • cdawg
    what is pjs? pararescue?
    by cdawg at 09/10/07 12:19PM

New Entry.

This is a new entry.
  • skinns
    Hey Bry. How is europe?
    by skinns at 02/12/07 3:23PM
  • amylou
    Yes it is .... WOW ... it's been a long time!! How are you? Tell me what's going on in your life!!
    by amylou at 02/12/07 3:35PM
  • mattdevore
    This is a comment.
    by mattdevore at 02/13/07 5:19PM
  • fishing827
    ...yup
    by fishing827 at 02/14/07 1:31PM
  • amylou
    Like the entry .... so I hope you like my comment ....
    by amylou at 02/14/07 2:27PM
  • funsahm
    really?
    by funsahm at 02/14/07 6:36PM
  • navydoc
    Hey Charley, I was looking on JASS, if you know what that is, and they have a billet open for an HM2, which is my rank, for Ft. Bragg, working with JSOC. I so want that job!
    by navydoc at 02/15/07 10:57AM
  • bruke
    I feel so enlightened.
    by bruke at 02/15/07 9:42PM
  • hoose
    Hi. I miss you. If I come down there you'll just be in class all day, right?
    by hoose at 02/18/07 5:29PM
  • jdieman
    please get me your contact info (jdieman@wi.rr.com) so I can forward our FC 10 yr reunion info. Thanks.
    by jdieman at 02/19/07 1:17AM
  • curtisamy
    looking forward to see you guys. amy
    by curtisamy at 02/21/07 4:17PM
  • bor
    what was wrong with the old entry?
    by bor at 02/22/07 4:47PM
  • trolleem
    hi charlie! erin here. i was just thinking of all the times you would fake slap me in the FC student center. nice. where in TN are you and melissa living? what are you doing workwise?
    by trolleem at 02/23/07 6:08AM
  • marklhatfield
    That was a yellow comment and this is a tan comment.
    by marklhatfield at 02/26/07 9:01AM
  • aarcraft
    Im doing allot better. I'm pretty sure its in the past but we'll see.
    by aarcraft at 03/16/07 9:32PM
  • dwboyd
    Still hitting the books hard?
    by dwboyd at 03/19/07 12:59AM
  • she_a_hen
    where have you been?
    by she_a_hen at 03/20/07 8:45PM
  • pooky
    Haven't heard from you in a while - hope you're doing o.k. I miss you.
    by pooky at 03/22/07 10:00AM
  • munkbob
    Hey there beast. This is Lord. How you been doing bro.
    by munkbob at 04/05/07 8:34AM

How to tan a deer hide.

First you must have a deer hide. You get this by killing a deer and then ripping the skin off of it after you have cut the skin around the neck, around the 4 legs above the joints and down the belly. Easy.

Then you have to scrape the rest of the meat off of the skin will a dull hack saw or if you are very good a sharp knife. I used a scraper with little teeth on it. Supprisingly it only took off the meat and fat and did not harm the actual skin.
It is best to do this when the skin is fresh and soft. If it is dry and hard you can soak it in water and alot of dish washing liquid.

Then if you want all the hair off of the skin you have to get slaked lime. Which is also called Pickling lime or hydogenated lime. There are two other kinds of lime that you should not use. One is the kind that is used to change the ph of soil for planting gardens and the other can be squeezed into cokes or other beverages. The hydrogenated lime is also put in the soil but somehow it is different. You can buy the hydrogenated lime at a landscaping depot. For some reason finding the right kind of lime was the most difficult step for me.

Then soak the deer skin in 5 gallans of water and 2 lbs of lime. For 3 to six days. Untill the hair comes off from brushing your hand stiffly across the hide. It takes a while.

After the hair comes off easily rinse for about 15 min. and then soak in 1 gal of vineger and 2 gal of water to stop the affects of the Lime. Do this for 24 hours.

Then buy 10 lbs of salt and a big piece of plywood-low grade and tack the skin out on the wood so that it is not stretched out like a leather drum. Then poor 10 lbs of salt on it.

That is all the further I have gotten on the subject.

"I am singing at de Partee... "

"Beneath the mane you find his... nucleus."
  • hardin
    I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night...for some toast.
    by hardin at 01/10/07 9:43AM
  • ward
    I have absolutely no interest in tanning deer hides, but I couldn't stop reading this. I especially liked the part about lime.
    by ward at 01/10/07 9:45AM
  • callmehands
    You are a wealth of knowledge, my friend. "Ramses is de bayst"
    by callmehands at 01/10/07 10:35AM
  • jdieman
    Ramses dosn't tan hides at the parrrrtyyyy.
    by jdieman at 01/10/07 10:43AM
  • jackofhearts
    i wanna hear the part about preserving 60 lbs of raw deer meat next
    by jackofhearts at 01/10/07 10:51AM
  • racheldean
    Happy belated birthday. It was great to see you and Melissa last month.
    by racheldean at 01/10/07 11:53AM
  • mattdevore
    I stand in awe.
    by mattdevore at 01/10/07 12:02PM
  • winbender
    you don't want to get lime in your eye. it could cause horrible chemical burns or even blind you!
    by winbender at 01/10/07 3:33PM
  • aarcraft
    Have you had any of the venison yet.
    by aarcraft at 01/10/07 4:01PM
  • skinns
    I have to go back down to huntsville to pick it up.
    by skinns at 01/10/07 4:18PM
  • slave_of_jesus_jdb
    Do you change anything about this proceedure if you are performing it on a human? Not that I need to know...
    by slave_of_jesus_jdb at 01/11/07 8:07AM
  • bruke
    Great. Ok, I'm going to go eat my breakfast now.
    by bruke at 01/11/07 9:21AM
  • skinns
    Probably, more salt.
    by skinns at 01/11/07 12:37PM
  • navydoc
    Happy belated birthday!
    by navydoc at 01/11/07 4:48PM
  • skinns
    I have met Bellbuckle Bob. He is quite a character. I still am not sure about their relations. Is he adopted or a step brother
    by skinns at 01/18/07 9:01AM
  • skinns
    Yes I have. Once with Bellbuckle Bob and once with out. Very nice atmosphere. I wanted to get a t-shirt but decided against it.
    by skinns at 01/18/07 5:59PM
  • amylou
    Is this Charlie Skinner??
    by amylou at 02/12/07 2:24PM

30 years.

Thank you Bruke.

Yes, 30 years old. All that I have learned is that i have not learned enough, and probably never will.

"But my life is goood. Really Good."

  • rachelandra
    Happy 30th! Your statement is very wise...
    by rachelandra at 01/08/07 1:30PM
  • hardin
    NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    by hardin at 01/08/07 1:38PM
  • skinns
    Thank you Jason for the recognition of the quoat.
    by skinns at 01/08/07 1:42PM
  • jdieman
    Old Man Charlie. It has a nice ring. Happy B-day. Where are you living now. We are going to be in FL next month for lectures and hoping to make a BG/Nashville tirp in March or April.
    by jdieman at 01/08/07 2:10PM
  • lynny
    Happy Birthday!
    by lynny at 01/08/07 3:29PM
  • callmehands
    tekit eassssy!
    by callmehands at 01/08/07 3:38PM
  • hoose
    Happy birthday, Charley! I may try to come down and visit. But unemployment leaves me without excess money, so it may be difficult to get there. I'll see what I can do.
    by hoose at 01/08/07 4:23PM
  • pooky
    Happy Birthday Raul. So do you still wish you were black?
    by pooky at 01/08/07 6:33PM
  • slave_of_jesus_jdb
    Happy Birthday. Say, do you know that 30 is the cubed root of 900?
    by slave_of_jesus_jdb at 01/08/07 7:11PM
  • jackofhearts
    youre still climbin the hill
    by jackofhearts at 01/08/07 9:21PM
  • funsahm
    Happy Birthday, you are getting so old and wise:)
    by funsahm at 01/08/07 11:48PM
  • mrkoonce
    In the short 4 or 5 months that I have known you charlie, i have to say that I thought you were older than 30, so you just got younger in my book!! you got that going for you,
    by mrkoonce at 01/09/07 10:34PM

Rumsfeld

Rumsfeld was one man that understood the war on terror. He understood discipline and determination. He was attempting to change the military from a conventional and 20th century force into a specialized combined action group force for the 21st century and for the needs of the war on terror. That is what led many conventionally minded Generals to speak out against him; my former CG being one of them. He did not play the media’s game he called them on their foolish questions and over sights of common sense items, and that is why the media spoke out against, and continually attempted to make the man look like a villain. He is exactly what Bush said he was, and did what Bush said he did. I pray for this nation that we remember accurately what he did for this country. How hard he worked, and sacrificed even while being smeared by the conventional media and foolish liberals on both sides of the party lines. As for the future, who knows what it holds for us. However my back and ankles are already aching. They usually do when storm clouds are around the corner.

My respect and prayers are with the man that gave so much and served at the pleasure of our good President in perhaps the most tragic time of our Country’s History
  • overtone
    To illustrate - on the way to the office today I heard a "religious right" radio person celebrating that John Murtha was defeated as House Leader because he is "liberal." Murtha is pro-life, pro-gun, and sponsorted the flag desecration amendment. But because he opposes the admin on Iraq he is a liberal. That is the mentality that concerns me.
    by overtone at 11/16/06 12:37PM
  • jdieman
    Again those comments were directed to a previous comment someone removed. So it is taken out of context read alone. I wish you could have seen the comments by cosmonaut I was answering. I agree with most of your comments. Besides, Murtha has bad hair. If that is not enough, I don't know what is.
    by jdieman at 11/16/06 1:54PM
  • jdieman
    I do believe democrats as a group are the abortion rights wing of this country. If that is someones pet issue they are going to vote for a Democrat. I think the two parties we have now are a joke. But, being a conservative, I aline myself with the GOP most of the time. I know they provide more lip service than action, but I will take that over action to support homosexuals and abortions. And untill we get a legit third party I won't help get another Clinton elected.
    by jdieman at 11/16/06 2:00PM
  • jdieman
    By the way, overtone, this is Jake Dieman, one of Charleis suite mates at FC. I never had any classes with you, but do remember you. Sorry about your pants.
    by jdieman at 11/16/06 2:02PM
  • jdieman
    I am removing my previous commenst directed toward cosmonaut (which removed his comments) due to them being misinterprated without his comments.
    by jdieman at 11/16/06 2:05PM
  • overtone
    Something about Congressional democrats and bad hair - remember Traficant!
    by overtone at 11/16/06 2:20PM
  • overtone
    Hey Jake did you have a sister at FC? your last name is really familiar
    by overtone at 11/16/06 4:50PM
  • dga
    I came in late on this one so I'll just cut right to the chance.

    Generals get their positions through politicing and the current crop at the Pentagon are Clintons boys.

    Some people of people in the higher stratas of the military don't like Rumsfeld. It makes since the military has protected the United States for quite some time and who is Rumsfeld to tell them that their training is out moded.

    Rumsfeld was their boss, they don't have to like him they just had to do what he said.
    by dga at 11/22/06 12:03PM
  • dga
    Also, this goes out to all you whiney libs, I don't think the war in Iraq was fought right.

    Here's the part liberals won't like.

    The aggressor sets the terms of the engagement, always. Our enemy aggressed against us and presented terms for the swift conclusion of hostilities, "Convert or die." Ergo to effectively execute the war on terror we must kill every last non-American who has ever taken steps to harm our people until the thought of violence against a citizen of this republic is so untenable that no one would seriously consider it or they must become faithful patriotic Americans in spirit (if not nationality) or we could convert to their form of radical Islam and demand the same of the rest of the world.
    by dga at 11/22/06 12:12PM
  • pooky
    Charley, I had a dream last night that we got married. Don't get too excited now... we kept fighting. I remember that I just kept thinking, "Why did I marry him? I know he doesn't love me." I woke up sad. If I would have married you, I would have loved you. :)
    by pooky at 11/22/06 1:00PM
  • pooky
    Have a happy Thanksgiving!
    by pooky at 11/22/06 1:21PM
  • becfie
    Nah, this is the third one. I pretty much know the routine by now. There is a pretty nasty bruise today, but its okay.

    Are you coming to see your parents for christmas? We would love to see you!
    by becfie at 12/01/06 7:05PM
  • she_a_hen
    hey where have you guys been? lets all hang out soon. :) Tell your sweet wife to call me and we will plan it.
    by she_a_hen at 12/22/06 8:18AM
  • flychic
    Charlie Skinner? This is Brittney Miller! How have you been?
    by flychic at 12/29/06 8:24PM
  • rachelandra
    It was so good to see you all. Just wanted to let you know we love that you're on here!
    by rachelandra at 01/02/07 12:42AM
  • pooky
    I wish we could have made it over to your house to visit! We miss you guys.
    by pooky at 01/03/07 12:15PM
  • isaacgholman
    you were an excellent waiter today! i really enjoyed my lunch. thanks!
    by isaacgholman at 01/07/07 9:38PM
  • bruke
    Happy Birthday, Charley. (1/8/07)
    by bruke at 01/08/07 9:57AM