Why should you vote for me?

at 09/05/08 12:40AM
You should vote for me because I'm me. A vote for a person other than me would not be a vote for me. Hence, you would not be voting for me. That would be a terrible waste of a vote. It would almost be a non-vote, because it would go towards electing someone who surely would not be me. Once in office, that person would not enact my policies, would not enforce my ideas, would not possess my cunning wit. You would say, "Oh, that I had voted for Ralph Nader, and not this not-Ralph Nader!" You would despise the day of your birth.

Thank you.
  • pizzaguy
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    Politics schmolitics!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:21PM
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    POLITICS SCHMOLITICS!!!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:22PM
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    POLITICS SCHMOLITICS!!!
    by pizzaguy at 09/27/08 2:22PM
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    POLITICS SCHMOLITICS!!!
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