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If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
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Assistant to the Sensei? That sounds pretty important.
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I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter who . . builds stairs
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Look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody it!
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Its me. I'm the bobblehead!
- Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North".
- Boy, have you lost your mind, cuz I'll help you find it!
- Ugh, I'm so sick of Chucky Cheese
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I will go to New Zealand, and hike the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor
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Yay Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom!
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Fool me once, strike one; but fool me twice. . . strike three.
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I come from a line of WASPs so long it dates back to Moses.
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What did I say about "yeppers"?
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I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one someday
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You can't get diseases from a bird!
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I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby
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One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then
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The number one cause of death? Shotgun weddings.
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I want Michael to have all the urine he needs
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I don't want "Garbage", I want Sprinkles!
- There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head, we don't have the technology.
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How long have you been married to the cheerleader?
- I have always been your biggest flan
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You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
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Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like. . . Mozart's friend.
- Chili's is the new golf course; its where business happens.
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Somebody was telling me a story. . . about laundry, and betrayal. . .
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Let's try to act every day like Pam's mom is coming
- I have Country Crock. . .
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I am faster than 80% of all snakes.