i dont get online so this is kinda pointless for me to have!
i do e-mails though!!!!
yet another post inspired by the everyday life of drama at school and the famous "spring break"
what are your plans?
Mine- so far I plan to hang out with a WHOLE lot of you
and Caroline Parker!
Ok i have a entire project the must be tended to and no one else but me to do it!
so im sad to say that i missed the class friday night...im sure it was great as usual...nothing is new in my life just the same ole' same ole'!!! no but school is good so is the amount of drama in my life...barely none!
thinking of everyone...including kacey shaver....we must run away together to a far away beach house! i love all and that wont change!
Procedure Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
Clip finger and toenails-1 ounce maximum
Drastic Haircut / Headshave---4-12 ounces
Trim Body Hair---1 oz. (ladies)--3 oz. (men)--24 lbs (Greek men)
Remove a wart--1 oz.
Take a diuretic--1-3 pounds (temporary)
Take a laxative--1-2 pounds (temporary)
Colon Therapy / Take an Enema--2-3 pounds (temporary)
Poop--0-2 pounds (temporary)
Run a marathon on a hot day--3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
Amputate your arm---10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
Amputate your leg---15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
Take a big pee.---up to 1.5 pounds
Take a big poop---up to 2.5 pounds
Go barefoot---1-2 pounds
Go nude--1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
Contact lenses vs. Glasses---0.3 pounds
No liquids all day---1-2 pounds
No food all day---2-3 pounds
No salt all day---0-1 pound
Exfoliating face wash---nothin.
Liposuction---10 lbs maximum per surgery
Donate a kidney---3 pounds.
I suppose that I should probably take a little bit of space to warn you that amputating a limb is not really a wise way to lose weight. In fact, almost all of the above suggestions are very poor.
my bad i didnt realize what it said