Why do athiests refuse to use exponents.

at 02/10/13 7:15AM
They don't believe in a higher power.
  • this_old_man
    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
    by this_old_man at 02/10/13 8:32AM
  • lori_in_pa
    Made our youngest bang his head at the hilarity of his! Thanks for the validation, big brother. I'm a tag-tucking, lint-plucking, best-evidence-we-are-decended-from-apes woman from way back. Good thing the evolutionists don't know about me...
    by lori_in_pa at 02/11/13 2:31PM
  • misssonja
    I was LOL by the 2nd or 3rd sentence, not bc it was funny but bc I could visualize you enthusiastically telling it! Thx, highlight of my day!
    by misssonja at 02/23/13 11:18AM
  • joc
    I still say that I really probably don't want to know what he is hiding. :)
    by joc at 03/29/13 12:57PM
  • joc
    I think he'll just be trying to make up for lost time on seeing a little of God's beautiful creation and to get caught up on all the stuff
    he has been needing to do forever and hasn't had time.
    by joc at 04/01/13 10:15AM
  • tgatzajr
    Why do I keep coming here?....... :-)
    by tgatzajr at 04/02/13 10:03PM
  • mjintexas
    Haha... I dunno, Brain, where are we going to find a monkey who knits pantyhose at this time of night?
    by mjintexas at 04/04/13 12:03PM

Pleased with the groans generated by the previous I will add.....

at 01/13/13 2:43PM
Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

  • tgatzajr

    UGGHH!!!

    by tgatzajr at 01/13/13 3:23PM
  • misssonja
    I fear there is no response that might fall short of encouraging you...
    by misssonja at 01/13/13 9:23PM
  • heatheronthehill
    ^^ HAHAHA!
    by heatheronthehill at 01/14/13 6:54AM
  • mjintexas
    Bwaaahahahaha!
    by mjintexas at 01/14/13 9:20AM
  • mjintexas
    (A friend posted a similar one on my facebook recently... cracked me up!)
    by mjintexas at 01/14/13 9:21AM
  • joc
    Thanks for identifying that little bird for me. I am not up on my bird names. Just thought he was cute.
    by joc at 02/05/13 11:03AM

Chemistry joke

at 01/12/13 10:08AM
You ask, "Do you tell chemistry jokes?"

answer, periodically

I did tell a chemistry joke the other day, I got no reaction
  • misssonja
    Badda-bing! If you told it where I work, you would - ha!
    by misssonja at 01/12/13 10:50AM
  • JavaJoeDude
    "I was going to tell you a chemistry joke,but then I decided NaH"
    by JavaJoeDude at 01/12/13 12:27PM
  • lori_in_pa
    Guh-roan-ing!
    by lori_in_pa at 01/12/13 12:51PM
  • rockinrobin
    Hmnn, you would have to take Chemistry to get it. Unfortunately, I took it in high school and at FC.
    by rockinrobin at 01/12/13 2:04PM
  • this_old_man
    Well that cold weather up there certainly hasn't frozen the groan o'meter!
    by this_old_man at 01/12/13 2:42PM
  • mjintexas
    Ok, this one I love. :D
    by mjintexas at 01/14/13 9:20AM

Did you hear about the pterodactyl?

at 01/07/13 6:20PM
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.

  • misssonja
    You are (still) a mess.
    by misssonja at 01/07/13 7:15PM
  • this_old_man
    Now that's funny!
    by this_old_man at 01/07/13 9:22PM
  • tgatzajr
    Ever hear about the plumber that went into show business? He wanted to be a comode-ian.....
    by tgatzajr at 01/08/13 6:51AM
  • mjintexas
    /smacks forehead
    by mjintexas at 01/08/13 11:33AM

Do you know why?

at 09/30/12 6:18AM
Been forever since I have been on Pleo.

Do you know why you see crows beside and on the road all the time but never seem to see them dead on the roads? They have a buddy up on the phone poles yelling "CAR CAR CAR"

Ba dum pa
  • this_old_man
    I like it! Saw a weather model today predicting an unusually cold winter! Have you got your wood gathered before the first snow next week? :)

    A group of Indians gathered around the chief and asked if they were going to have a cold winter. Being a modern day Indian, and not aware of ancient secrets, the chief had no idea. In order to save face however, he advised the tribe to gather wood and prepare for a cold winter.
    A few days later the chief decides to seek some help from the National Weather Service, and was told by a meteorologist that “indeed they were expecting a cold winter.” The chief then advised the tribe to gather even more wood.
    After a few weeks, the chief felt like he should check in with the National Weather Service to make sure everything was on course, “Does it still look like a cold winter?” asked the chief. “It sure does,” said the meteorologist, “in fact, it looks like a VERY cold winter ahead.” The chief then advised the tribe to gather every piece of scrap wood in sight.
    Finally with winter right around the corner, the chief checked in one more time. “Does it still look like a cold winter,” he asked. “You bet,” said the meteorologist, “in fact, we are expecting one of the coldest winters on record.”
    “Really,” said the chief, “how can you be so sure?”
    “Because the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!” said the meteorologist.
    by this_old_man at 09/30/12 7:22AM
  • misssonja
    You need to listen to Two Fat Guys radio - you have material for years to come.
    by misssonja at 09/30/12 11:21AM
  • JavaJoeDude
    @this_old_man:
    Kinda like the evoulutionist basing the age of a fossil on the age of the rock. and the age of the rock on the age of the fossil.
    by JavaJoeDude at 09/30/12 7:14PM
  • bradford_rebekah
    Kami has been convinced for years they gather together for worship services and hold singings every evening.
    by bradford_rebekah at 10/01/12 8:47AM
  • tgatzajr
    Why do I keep coming here..... :-)
    by tgatzajr at 10/20/12 9:51PM
  • lori_in_pa
    Did you mean to credit me with inspiring your iced coffee? If I did, how did I do that???? And no, Heather fell down on the job and didn't tell me if she was supposed to...
    by lori_in_pa at 10/27/12 6:27PM
  • lori_in_pa
    You have a long and detailed memory, sir. My hat's off to you! Glad to have inspired in caffeine blissdom.
    by lori_in_pa at 10/28/12 3:23PM
  • misssonja
    There is a radio show here called Two Fat Guys (Ace Hardware franchise owners). They tell hilariously BAD jokes of the sort you would dearly love.
    by misssonja at 11/25/12 9:58PM