Organizing Christmas and Other Things

"Organizing Christmas" sounds like a movie title. Was it by any chance?

Yes, I am organizing Christmas, or as the author of one of the Christmas organizing notebooks titles it: Simplifying Christmas. That makes it sound less heartless. I have decided, though, that the best time to figure out how to organize Christmas is actually after Christmas because that is when you figure out what you wish you had done or not done. You write it down and then try to find a solution to doing things the way you wish you had done it. Easier said than done.

As for "other things" I have been organizing "The Pile" of paper. Interesting and also humorous that "The Pile" was in capital letters in the authori's book. Oh, the book is "Getting More Done in Less Time" by Donna Otto. Lovely first name, don't you think? I have a pile of paper in a large plastic box and another one in a cardboard box near my desk. Yesterday I decided to tackle the smaller pile in the cardboard box. I read her chapter so I will know how to set up my "instant" file. (Not what she calls it, but what I call it. That would be a desktop file that you can instantly access to drop things into it and instantly access it to pull things out of it. You see, filing cabinets are "Black Holes." Once something gets put in the filing cabinet, it disappears. At least at my house it does.)

Okay, so I'm reading her chapter on "The Pile" and how to file it in the instant file. She talks about how after six months to a year, you decide that you are tired of spending at least 10 minutes several times a day to find something that you know you put into the pile and so you go through it and organize it. You end up tossing about 40% of the pile of paper. You vow never to let those papers stack up again. But you do.

It was the 40% that got me. I looked at my two boxes of papers. Would I really toss out 40% of those papers? I was highly skeptical. After all, those papers were put into The Pile(s) because they were important and I didn't want to lose them.

So, armed with my homemade instant file, some file folders, a pencil (for temporary labeling), and a good bit of The Pile, I set to work. When I finished, I looked at the small handful (not two hands, just one) of Post-It notes that I was going to throw away. I guess I showed Mrs. Otto, didn't I? Forty percent? Ha! More like 4%.

I decided to count what I had kept and what I had put in the "toss" pile on the table. (Yes, I know I should have brought a wastebasket with me, but I didn't.) Now you must understand that Mrs. Otto is talking about "items" not each separate piece of paper. So if you have an article that is two pages long, it counts as one item even though it's on two pieces of paper. Okay, I had 16 items in the "toss" pile. That meant that I should have had 40 items in the first place because 16 is 40% of 40. So, 40 - 16 = 24. I should have saved 24 things. Well, in my first file alone I had 10 items. No way was I going to have kept only 24 items with 7 more files to count! So I continued. 11...12, 13, 14...15, 16...17,18,19...20, 21, 22...23...24? I really had kept 24 items? I really had tossed 40% of The Pile? (So far at least.)

I will never let those papers stack up again like that!
  • thepoeticmadman
    Hahahahahah! I love all of the organization stories!
    by thepoeticmadman at 12/09/10 8:31PM
  • engelishgentleman
    I knew, when I saw your blog name lit up, that (if it wasn't sneaky ol' Bocky impersonating you) it would be an organizing story. :-)

    As for the story: Hahahahaha! I like to call "the Pile" my "stack of stuff." I've actually done unusually well this semester with tossing or finding places for papers, and have kept a pretty minimal stack of stuff. Of course, at some point I'll to go through the files again and decide what's worth keeping. I LOVE tossing stuff out, though! It's so...liberating!
    by engelishgentleman at 12/09/10 10:22PM
  • muma
    Went through another handful of "The Pile" tonight and tossed out 47% of it! Unfortunately, however, my file for things to file in "The Black Hole" is getting fatter! But some papers have to be kept for a while.
    by muma at 12/10/10 1:47AM
  • the_rainy_dog
    I'm feelin' kinda iffy about this Black Hole. If it get's too much bigger I'm afraid it's going to swallow up all your daughters! ((including the four-legged one)
    Jus' kidding. Keep it up, mom! :)
    by the_rainy_dog at 12/10/10 8:28AM
  • phyllisophical_mom
    OH Wonderful!! Another "How to get Organized" book for me to read, enjoy and place in my book case. My dear daughter asked me one time why I had so many books on organizing...and then gave this "disapproving eye" while scanning my messy family room! ha
    by phyllisophical_mom at 12/10/10 11:05AM
  • sirtarin
    *Chuckles*
    by sirtarin at 12/10/10 12:12PM
  • muma
    I have wrongly given the name of the book above. It is "Secrets to Getting More Done in Less Time" by Donna Otto. Harvest House Publishers. It is not written to you men, so I wouldn't necessarily recommend going out and buying one to the guys. If you borrowed it from someone, though, I would admit that you would learn some things. For women who choose to stay at home, it is wonderful! Rarely do I find time-organizing books that are written with stay-at-home wives and mothers in mind. There are also organizational tips and strategies for women who are single and who have careers. I do recommend this book. (Though you might have to find a used one. I'm not sure if it's still in print.)
    by muma at 12/12/10 2:57PM
  • kitkat
    If you haven't already, you should have one of the girls show you our pictures from New York on Facebook. I LOVED Central Park. it was my favorite of all time. If we ever live there I will make it my aim to go there at least once a week.
    by kitkat at 12/20/10 9:24PM