I will be heading out to BG Kentucky next Thursday. If you're gonna be around, i'd like to see you. If I don't know you, I'd like to meet you. I will be staying with Sethro "Trizz" Warren. I might bring a ps3 with me. Mostly just books and myself though. And some chewing gum. Can't wait.

Man, I haven’t posted for over a month. A lot has happened since my last entry. Lets start off by saying that I’m officially homeless right now. I pretty much live out of my Xterra and sleep wherever I can. It’s a pretty sweet life. The 490 is no longer a part of my life but that’s ok. We all must move on at one point or another. It seems as though right now is the time for everyone to be going in different directions so that they may end up where they need to be. Seth has left for Kentucky to finish his degree, Mark went to Philadelphia to spread his Hyphy, Cousin is down in San Diego dating fine women and going to school and Doug is getting skinny and working from home. That lil dirt Noah is in FL and is probably pimpin all the ladies. How sweet is that? I’m so happy for everyone.

What have I been up to lately? Well, there is school and work. That’s a given so I won’t discuss that seeing how there is really not much to talk about in regards to those two aspects of my life. The part I do want to talk about is the hangouts. My friend KT told me that if you ask someone out for coffee, most of the time they’ll say yes. Lets just say that they always say yes. I’ve been hanging out with all sorts of cool people and doing all kinds of neat things. I’m riding my bike a lot more and I even joined a soccer league with some of my new buddies. My favorite part of life is hanging out with the fine girls at the café. I do that a lot now and I love it. I mean, who needs a girlfriend when you can enjoy the company of different girls everyday. Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not all about being a slut. Just because I hang out with different girls doesn’t mean I treat them bad. To be honest, I don’t even have any romantic feelings towards them. I just enjoy having a good conversation with very intelligent and beautiful women. Now if I happen to fall in love with one of them, GREAT!!

That’s about it with me for right now. Oh, I went to the doctors yesterday cause I’m a little sick and I weighed in at 156 lbs. That’s great seeing how I weighed 168 when I last went to see him. All kinds of fat back in the day. Never again. Oh, and I realized that I’ve missed out on a lot of cool people in life because I was told that hanging out with people who drink or smoke means that I’m condoning their actions. That’s not it at all!! All of the Europeans I hang out with drink and smoke all the time. That doesn’t make them bad at all. Actually they’re really interesting people and have many unique views on the world and things that are going on. I hope everyone who is reading is doing well in life. I love you all.

I think the following person is handsome:

Shaun Lizst

Yes, I'm not ashamed.

Ok, so the other night I decided to drive my buddy Abraham home from work. He lives in Oakland. He usually takes Bart because someone smashed into his car and wrecked it. Anywho, I told him I would take him home if he bought me a burrito. Seeing how a round trip BART ticket cost around 6 bucks for him, a four dollar burrito and saving an hour and a half seemed like a good deal. Come on, we all know time is money. I leave Abraham to go get me a drink at the friendly liquor store and upon my return, Abraham is holding the largest burrito I have ever seen. He had purchased for me a Super Chicken Burrito. I’ve only known of two other people who attempted to eat this delicious monstrosity. The first being Andy Davis and the second being Matthew Collins, both of whom I think ate the whole thing in one sitting.

So, those of you who have been to burrito know the powers it posses. It can cure all illnesses, clear traffic, and turn a HATER into lover. Well, seeing how I frequent burrito I have to admit that I have never even considered buying a super burrito. I hang out at Abraham’s for a bit and he shows me his sweet place. Dude has an awesome shoe collection consisting of mostly high priced Jordans. Oh, and if you didn’t know, Abraham is the sweetest black dude ever. He goes to CAL and he is the security guard at Barnes and Noble where I work. He’s 19 and very responsible.

Ok, now onto the incredible part of the story. I don’t attempt to eat the burrito until around 1:30AM when I get home from Abe’s. I ate about three inches and then decided to take that picture which you see above. THREE INCHES and that is what remained of that burrito still. I had the burrito again for breakfast the next morning and had it for dinner when I got home that night. That burrito last three meals. Trust me, I didn’t try to conserve that monster at all. I stuffed my face at each sitting and it still took me three tries to consume it in its entirety. Well, that’s my burrito story. Hope I made you all jealous. BURRITO=LOVE.