Very Blessed
Just feeling extremely blessed in so many ways today...
Funny Economy Lines
The economy is so bad that . . . .
1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
9. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
10. The Mafia is laying off judges.
11. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
12. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. (Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!)
1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
9. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
10. The Mafia is laying off judges.
11. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
12. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. (Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!)
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I like it a lot. I heard the singing was great. We wanted to come but Dave had elder duty. Look forward to the retreat. BTW, thanks for entertaining me with this post. -
love it!
COWBOYS GAME!
We are going to the Cowboys' Game tonight! We are very excited about it. Becca hasn't been inside the stadium yet, so we're really pleased to be going before she has to go back on Monday. I sure hope they win. I definitely DON'T like the Eagles...
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No spitting on the Star!!!!! Should be a blast. Never been inside the place. Let us all know what it's like with the roof shut and it so cold outside. Y'all are going to be doing the tailgating thing, right? :) -
definitely tailgating! NOT!!! I am smarter than I look... :)
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Probably open season for the rarely seen vermin called Star Spitters.
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A gun wasn't needed. The Cowboys rode to the rescue.
The most wonderful 26 years!!!
Happy Anniversary, Mark! You have made the past 26 years SO wonderful and I'm so thankful to be married to you, since you are the best husband in the whole world! Love you so much!
Dena
Dena
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Happy Anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary to you both! So happy for you! :)
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Happy #26!
SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!
It is snowing! It's sticking! It's covering the ground! This will be Mark and the girls' first white Christmas Eve (maybe Christmas) ever! YEAH!!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Love,
Dena
Merry Christmas everyone!
Love,
Dena
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It was a wonderful week. Very wonderful! Sure makes you tired though. How long did you all stay? We stayed till early Saturday morning. Did you have a great week? Is your daughter a freshman, sophomore, ?