Joke Time!!!!!!!!!!

at 05/14/08 9:39PM

ok, there is this magic man that works on this cruise ship and does shows every night. well, the capt. loves to come watch, and the capt. has a parrot..well, the parrot knows all the tricks, and the parrot will will say out loud what will happen. Tha magic man hated that bird, so he got an idea. the next show, he would do a show with a pistol and shoot the bird "on accident"..so the next night, the magic man does the trick with the pistol and tries to shoot the parrot. He fires the gun and the bird dodges the bullet, the bullet hit a propane tank the blew up the ship and only the parrot and the magic man survive. now they are floating on a piece of wood, and the prrot says:
"BROKKKKK, I give up, where is the ship???" LOL!!!!!!!

haha thats funny. so yea i bet your happy aren't you gonna be a senior next year?

by jessea2011 at 05/14/08 10:52PM
haha! how's it going man?

by sr15min at 05/15/08 9:05AM
eh ... exams ... blah!

by sr15min at 05/15/08 4:11PM
well thats cool. yea ill be a sophmore..

by jessea2011 at 05/15/08 11:52PM
Yeah prolly. And i might actually be there this time! lol

by jessea2011 at 05/17/08 10:21PM
ha yeah

by jessea2011 at 05/20/08 9:44AM
hahaha! that was awesome:) how are you? i havent talked to you in a while?

by mandarose008 at 07/03/08 1:36PM
wow, so i think i met you last night at a study in Gardendale...did you go to a study tuesday night?

by mandarose008 at 08/20/08 5:21PM
Heyy! I haven't talked to you in a while.. what have you been doing??

by momohorton23 at 09/19/08 9:23AM
Marc! Haven't talked to you in forever! whatcha been up to?

by cait07 at 06/13/09 11:11PM

Mistress

at 04/05/08 1:16PM

I stand on the brink of your mind
Living inside a nightmare from which
I just cannot awaken
Stand on the edge of your life
Just give me another moment
From which I will never awaken

Stand on the brink of my own demise
Fallen again for another
Mistress of burden
To idolize
Hoping that one of them will decide
To let me in

To stand on the edge of the knife
Cutting through the nightmare from which
I just cannot awaken
Stand on the edge of the night
Living inside a moment
From which I will never awaken

Look at what you've done to me
You've become my enemy
Poisoning the world for me
Take away my everything
Weakened as I am

Never awaken

so, yeah, arkansas is awesome..I'll give you that:) its better than bama anyways:)

by mandarose008 at 04/09/08 10:23AM
well i guess i could be like you and post stupid lyrics that nobody reads.... ...:)

by jessea2011 at 04/11/08 2:55PM
OH!!......good one!

by jessea2011 at 04/13/08 10:07PM
yeah but i dont! :P ...... but anyways saw you at the gas station other day youwere in a little red car.lol what happen to your truck!?

by jessea2011 at 04/24/08 9:31AM
oh well thats cool ... you like it?

by jessea2011 at 04/30/08 5:49PM
hey, so what are you up to?

by mandarose008 at 04/30/08 10:43PM
cause some pple had finals and stuff and so they went to a meeting. but we'll prolly have it next tues. are you comin to the party this weekend?

by jessea2011 at 05/01/08 2:30PM
thanks, um not too much actually just hanging out right now..working a lot and about to graduate!

by mandarose008 at 05/02/08 6:16PM
dshfidsofujeiogtjdsklaghrdwiogt;erkangdfgtjuripotjqatrheiotrqeitjio... just saying :)

by holli at 05/03/08 1:17AM
going to Western Kentucky University baby!

by mandarose008 at 05/04/08 12:31AM
um yea!!aoghitntrandclkcmv,nbayfduoitrekgnfdlanfdjfiosgnmnvmcnxjkfhudihotirdshnajkfdsgmfd vfndsagfoidsgjdsoigjdsiogjdsiojtgoidsjgdsl.. thats exactly wat i said!!

by holli at 05/05/08 5:53PM
Hey,, class tuesday night!!! Come

by madison2011 at 05/05/08 9:34PM
nope, i got a grant though because my daddy graduated from there...when do you graduate?

by mandarose008 at 05/06/08 11:07PM
haha yeah sry i was goin over to talk to you whem i first saw you but everybody was sittin down watching maddea lol and i didn't want to make scene. then i didn't see you till you left.

by jessea2011 at 05/09/08 11:59AM
but glad you came to the class and hopefully after naxt week i will actually get to stay for it.lol

by jessea2011 at 05/09/08 12:00PM
weel thats awesome! when are you goin to be out of school? yeah you should come agian and tell ur sis that she can come.

by jessea2011 at 05/11/08 7:38PM
oh really?? well u no its true cause oinoikgjnfsoathoekwanskldfndsogidhstopre;jtrkolafnmlkdagnfoaiutjgoirmgfldkmvoifdutg94859043j5t4elktmrfdgi9u5086jtm34lkm5we90gufdiogmnrlkyn398tujeiosdknmgklfdgndfsoiguorepijtgoreilsgjre8957t403utjoimr!!!

by holli at 05/11/08 9:34PM
awesome!

by jessea2011 at 05/14/08 6:37PM

Aftermath

at 03/21/08 9:04PM

Somebody take me away from the darkness
Somebody take this from me
If anyone's out there
If anyone hears me
Somebody take this from me

I was beginning to think I had lost my mind
Fell upon it hard and fell upon my hardest times
But the way she lit the room at night
Cast the shadows to their gloom and I
Still dream of your perfume
I would do anything to be with you

Edelweiss... angel why... comfort me
From so far away
Angel white... dream of mine... come for me
From so far away
Angel eyes... sweet love of mine... come back to me
Though so far away
Please don't cry
There's still time
I won't change
So far away
Please don't cry
I won't...

lol i can tell. whats you number?

by blackgold30 at 03/21/08 11:04PM
Pineapple orange juice!!! :)

by holli at 03/22/08 12:54PM
well then??? i think i know someone who has so alright lol

by blackgold30 at 03/26/08 5:20PM
hey! havent talked to you in a while, whats up?

by mandarose008 at 03/26/08 10:30PM
not much...im at the beach this weekend for sb08 but other than that..not much

by mandarose008 at 03/28/08 9:19PM
yeah, it was pretty much awesome..it was warm everyday we were there...do you know where you are going to college yet?

by mandarose008 at 03/30/08 10:08PM
exactly.... haha idk

by jessea2011 at 04/02/08 2:09PM
thats cool...arkansas is good:) auburn is even better:)

by mandarose008 at 04/05/08 1:08PM

Bad Company

at 02/07/08 5:27PM

Company...
Always on the run
Destiny...
With the rising sun
I was born with a six-gun in my hand
Behind a gun, I make my final stand
That's why they call me...

Bad company
But I cant deny
Bad Company
Till the day I die

Rebel souls...
Deserved what we were called
Choose a gun and threw away the sun
Now these times, they all know our names
Six-gun sound, is our claim to fame
I can hear them say...

Bad Company
And I wont deny
Bad Company
Till the day I die

It's a bad day...

hey whats up i havent talked to you in a while ... lol think thats what i said last time i commented to you. so guess what its feb. is your wrestling thing still going on. cause we still have a class every fri. night at 6 if you and emily want to come up.

by jessea2011 at 02/08/08 11:14PM
*tue. yeah my bad....

by jessea2011 at 02/10/08 10:12PM
awesome! where at??

by jessea2011 at 02/14/08 9:24PM
sounds fun but thats alot of collage. :)

by jessea2011 at 02/20/08 4:03PM
lol yeah that sounds like alot of collage too. but thats cool!

by jessea2011 at 02/20/08 5:51PM
well right now i want to work at a car dealership like selling new cars. but you know thatk could change. so idk.

by jessea2011 at 02/25/08 2:09AM
hey do you ever get on here anymore??

by blackgold30 at 03/10/08 5:00PM

Falls Apart

at 12/20/07 12:00PM

I messed up again when I tried
You spend all your money and I
And, oh! By the way,
With all you did nothing has changed
So lie like a waste by the side
As everything just falls apart
'Cause everything just fell apart for me

I ed my head and broke my heart

And I don't feel the need to go on
I was happier singing along the way
I had things, I need to say
But now it's like a swallowed tape
That holds up my face from inside
As everything just falls apart
'Cause everything just fell apart for me

So woe is me
Oh woe is me, yeah

I ed my head and broke my... heart
We finish and wish we could start again
Our skin tears away as
Our memories fade with age
And we don't even know 'til it's gone?
But everything just fell apart
'Cause everything just falls apart for me

It all fell apart

I ed my head and broke my heart
Everything just comes down
It falls around me
'Cause, well...
Everything just falls uhhhh

Everything just falls a...

1st comment! hey wus up!

by heyheyitskaykay at 12/20/07 3:41PM
Are you going to be at winter camp??

by blackgold30 at 12/20/07 5:31PM
hey whats up man?

by blackgold30 at 01/29/08 5:38PM

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I'm Marc, age 17, and live in Morris, Alabama
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