Well, it's been a while since I've used this weblog, but I thought I'd post to keep it from falling off the edge of Pleonast. Maybe I'll figure out a use for this weblog.
Well, I thought I was going to New York, but scarce minutes before I left to go to the airport I decided to check Pleonast one last time, and I saw this guy
post a picture of himself on my blog! It scared me so bad I knocked my computer monitor off my desk with one swipe of my mighty hand then retreated into a corner and curled up into a little ball. Needless to say, I missed my flight to New York.
I'm currently seeing a counselor to help heal the scars this man? has left on my mind. Cards and flowers would be appreciated.
Well, folks, I'm going to New York City on a business trip! Yeah, I was so surprised when my boss told me he'd be sending me on a plane to New York. Normally I just fill out papers and file reports and things like that. He's gotten angry at me a few times for hitting on my female coworkers, too, but I'm pretty sure that's just because he's jealous that they don't respond as well to him when he hits on them. Anyway, I'm just surprised that he's sending me on this kind of job.
So I'm packing up tomorrow and heading out the following morning. I wish I could take my home gym with me, but it's waaaaay over the weight limit for baggage. They do have gyms in New York, don't they? Because every New Yorker I see on the news is fat and dumpy, like they only eat doughnuts. They talk funny, too.
Okay, I've got to get in bed so I'll be well rested for that intense packing session tomorrow! I'll post more about it when I'm done!
I had a great time playing Super Mario Bros. today. All that jumping on mushrooms and kicking turtles allowed me to release some violent urges in a non-hurtful way. I really layed the smack-down on ol' King Koopa! Yeah!!
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