I wrote this a year ago.

I meant to post it on Pleonast, but forgot, and I just found it in my Google Documents. It's called Newcomb's Paradox.



Okay, here's the game.

Lets say that I am The Predictor. Okay... so it's mostly a made up title, but it has meaning. As the Predictor, I can predict the actions of people with spooky accuracy. In fact, I have never been wrong. My predictions are subject to a few rules though. These are:


1) I am not omnipotent or omniscient. I am completely incapable of actually knowing what you will do; I am just very good at guessing.

2) Although I have never been wrong (and let's say I've played this game... 8 million times), I am capable of being wrong.

3) My predictions do not violate your free will. No matter what I predict, it does not predetermine you to fulfill my prediction. You have a choice.

4) Your choices does not, somehow, effect my predictions. My predictions cannot be retroactively corrected, and once I log a prediction, no one can change it, not even me.



Now suppose there are two boxes, which we will call "box A" and "box B."

No matter what happens, box A always has $1000 dollars cash inside it. If you open box A, you get the $1000, no questions asked.

The contents of box two vary according to a prediction I make. Specifically, I give you the choice of one of the following:

1) Open box B.

2) Open both boxes.

If I predict that you will open only box B, box B will contain $1,000,000.

If I predict that you will open both boxes, box B contains nothing.

Would you open both boxes, or just box B?

Mathematically speaking, it is most advantageous to open both boxes, no matter what. No matter what the Predictor predicts, you maximize your winnings by opening both boxes.

...or do you assume that the Predictor will predict correctly, and choose to open only box B?

If the Predictor predicts that you will choose box B, the gain is still greater by opening both boxes, but would the predictor predict that you would use this logic and predict that you would open both boxes?

The more you think about it, the more the decision seems to complicate itself.

What do you think?



I fully expect detailed responses from each of you.

  • belle
    Um...I don't know. I would open both. Either way...it was fun having you here this past weekend! And...did you leave a pair of New Balance shoes here? I'm assuming they're yours or David's.
    by belle at 06/11/08 3:06PM
  • timstarr
    I'll give you half a million theoretical dollars to predict that I will only open box B. :)
    by timstarr at 06/11/08 11:09PM
  • bitty
    I think I'd open both boxes too; start out with nothing, end up with nothing or with a million. I either hit it big, or just end up like I was before. Can't really lose!
    by bitty at 06/14/08 3:56PM
  • nate
    I know it's probably outside the rules of the "game" but I would try to do whatever I could before it started to indicate that I would only open box B, so that you'd predict it. Of course, then I'd have the option of opening box A, so I might, in which case you'd effectively never predict anyone would only open box B, so it would never have a million dollars in it. But seriously, if such boxes exist, trust me, I'll just open B as long as you predict it. I'll let you open A.
    by nate at 06/14/08 10:36PM
  • moonpi
    I'm not sure if this matters, but you say the contents of box "two" vary according to a prediction you make, not box "B". I'd open box B first, then A. I would do this bc you would never predict I'd only open box B. There's a thousand dollars in box A gauranteed why pass that up. I consiquently wouldn't get the $1,000,000. But then again, if you predict I open both of them, I only get the $1000 in box A anyway. Hmmm a thousand dollars is only a thousand dollars. Perhaps I would be risky and only open box B.
    by moonpi at 06/15/08 10:38PM
  • moonpi
    Then again, if you predict I open both boxes but only only box B, I get nothing.
    by moonpi at 06/15/08 10:38PM
  • moonpi
    Oh! Ok, I've got it. I would open both, bc the greatest amount of money I get is $1,001,000, and that is if you predict I only open b, but I open both. SO, I open both.
    by moonpi at 06/15/08 10:43PM
  • moonpi
    Either way, I've got $1,000 and I've spent way too much time thinking about this and space on your blog.
    by moonpi at 06/15/08 10:44PM
  • belle
    Definitely will pray! Hope everything's ok.
    by belle at 06/17/08 3:50PM
  • kt80
    The real question is which box contains the iocaine powder.

    Normally I would open both boxes. However, since the predictor has never been wrong before and I'd like a million dollars, then of course I will only open box B.
    by kt80 at 06/26/08 3:26PM
  • humankumquat
    i have a question: do i know what your prediction is before i open the boxes?

    assuming that those conditions are true, the total amount of money available is out of my control. if you predict that i will only open box B, then i would open both and get $1,001,000, and the prediction would be wrong. if you predict that i will open both boxes, i would open both boxes and get $1,000...

    ...though if i knew you had predicted that i would open both, i would be somewhat inclined to only open box B, even though i wouldn't get any money, just so the predictor would be wrong.
    by humankumquat at 07/08/08 10:24AM
  • moonpi
    Happy birthday! Don't party too hard in Nashville...
    by moonpi at 07/15/08 11:57PM