i can't believe you're reading this

it's been over a year.

no updates... no comments... i haven't even logged into pleonast in over a year.
and yet, here we are.
i'm writing something and you're reading it.



well. you should say something.
  • chekit
    i can't believe i havent seen you in over a year. I'm going to go ahead and blame you for that, ok? It's only fair.
    by chekit at 07/29/09 9:16PM
  • aubrey_leigh
    Are you still in BG? If so, we should get together sometime.
    by aubrey_leigh at 07/30/09 12:47AM
  • TheMrsCrabtree
    shame on you cousin for abandoning pleonast! But glad you're back, if only for a minute
    by TheMrsCrabtree at 07/30/09 12:41PM
  • rosemary
    ha! you silly boy! i still have you named "same hair" in my list; how funny :)
    by rosemary at 08/04/09 10:36AM
  • thecellardoor
    "wow i can't believe i logged in either and noticed your name was boldfaced and actually believed you had written something so i clicked on it and here we are in this imaginary land of pixels we will never log on and see again for another eleven months"
    by thecellardoor at 08/05/09 10:06PM
  • the_sexy_mosher
    Ill say something.


    .. yep that was it.

    Let me know next time your in Louisville
    by the_sexy_mosher at 01/08/10 5:29PM

you're so good looking!

well, it's not really an update, but i've been thinking about this...

let's say you have a quarter.
if you flip the coin, the odds of heads and tails coming up is 50/50, right? (technicalities aside, since everyone knows that the tails side is slightly heavier, therefore slightly changing the odds.)
right.
so each time you flip this quarter, you have a 50% chance of it landing on heads. if you flip it 9 times and it lands on heads 9 times that would be unusual right? what then would be the odds that it lands on heads a 10th time? is it less than 50%? i realize each flip has a 50/50 chance, but c'mon, the odds of it landing heads 10 times in a row is very slim. does this affect the outcome of the 10th flip by itself? maybe through some "fate" or something like it that alters odds and statistics? like the coin is just being drawn to land on tails because it is supposed to and would be just too weird to land on heads 10 times in a row?

anyways...
that's all. just thinkin about that and letting you know i'm still around.

peace out homies.


  • ukgran
    Good to hear from you, I think, but now I have a slight headache so I'm going to stop thinking about it! Love you!!!
    by ukgran at 04/16/08 9:57PM
  • yakattack
    last night was fun...lets do that again.
    by yakattack at 04/17/08 12:31PM
  • rosemary
    maybe the person flippin' it is doin' it the EXACT same ecerytime? i dunno what i'd do w/o chapstick and/or water...shrivel and dry up i guess
    by rosemary at 04/17/08 6:09PM
  • missynopet
    My head hurts now...thanks alot Matt.
    by missynopet at 04/18/08 11:51AM
  • rebecca
    glad you told me about this so i could rush over and be enlightened.... err.... do you have any half and half?
    by rebecca at 04/18/08 3:41PM
  • rebecca
    i think you're out.
    by rebecca at 04/18/08 3:41PM
  • rebecca
    i mean i think you forgot to put some out.
    by rebecca at 04/18/08 3:42PM
  • rosemary
    i'm gonna put weed eater string in your ice cream cake!! ;)
    by rosemary at 04/22/08 7:57AM
  • chekit
    good...still funny. just checking.
    by chekit at 04/24/08 9:01PM
  • imelgringo
    how were those cds? and movies? watch them here? we could flip coins while watching them and listening at the same time
    by imelgringo at 04/27/08 8:01PM
  • rosemary
    thanks for the thought! you can just run w/me, that'd do us both more good anyway :)
    by rosemary at 04/30/08 7:52AM
  • chekit
    oh course not! aren't you tired of Kentucky? I'll be seeing you in 2 weeks...crazy!
    by chekit at 05/08/08 6:56PM
  • rebecca
    yes...yes i am.
    by rebecca at 05/09/08 2:00AM
  • rebecca
    but what candy store are you talking about? and how is work goin? :)
    by rebecca at 05/11/08 10:08AM
  • AlanL
    Once you have 9 heads in a row, you have a 50/50 chance of getting 10 heads in a row.
    by AlanL at 05/27/08 10:18AM
  • SaraJones
    Great to see you! Nate got a TV...want to come next Tuesday for dinner?
    by SaraJones at 05/28/08 9:55PM
  • SaraJones
    We are praying for your Papaw! We love you. Let us know if we can be doing anything for you~!
    by SaraJones at 06/11/08 10:12PM
  • SaraJones
    I am so sorry for your loss. We love you.
    by SaraJones at 06/15/08 10:21PM
  • kailua
    Today is Christopher Mongeon's Birthday!
    by kailua at 09/11/08 11:31AM
  • rebecca
    haha, you're so good looking. oh boy, haha.
    by rebecca at 06/05/09 10:04AM

something changed...

my house is really cold.

good weekend, got to see some family and an old friend.

ha.

new love for speed scrabble. "mm" is an acceptable word. look it up.

new love for racquetball.

old love for uk basketball... can't wait for this season to start.

i'm not sure if you're aware of this, but i'm a really great rapper. trust me.

donate a high five to a kid that needs one.

cranchops!
  • aubrey_leigh
    After much deliberation, 'jibsmire' has become a game-winning word for our Scrabble games.
    by aubrey_leigh at 11/13/07 9:07AM
  • SaraJones
    We played speed scrabble Thursday evening! I think we need to bring Speed Scrabble to the reunion and rock the old people with it!
    by SaraJones at 11/13/07 9:16AM
  • hastings
    i played a good scrabble game once. I believe it was U nick king and I
    by hastings at 11/13/07 4:23PM
  • soccer_chica
    its purple underneath :)
    by soccer_chica at 11/13/07 8:38PM
  • juliawho
    ummm i have to hear you rap!
    by juliawho at 11/14/07 9:28AM
  • TheMrsCrabtree
    I can't wait to see you either! Are you going to be up for thanksgiving? I was thinking that I would make two pans of broccoli casserole since all you boys will be there...and with extra cheese. Um...I don't know if my cooking is any better although I did make some amazing meatloaf a while back. I think all the boy cousins are going to be staying at our house this year...so i've been working on my cinnamon tart!
    by TheMrsCrabtree at 11/15/07 9:05AM
  • missynopet
    Hi Matt!!
    by missynopet at 11/19/07 12:43AM
  • rebecca
    yeah.. the library... about that. SEE YA MONDAY!ugh.
    by rebecca at 11/23/07 9:20PM
  • soccer_chica
    haha. yes that sounds like typical Al. ha
    by soccer_chica at 12/01/07 10:13AM
  • imelgringo
    uk got romped by iu, sorry
    by imelgringo at 12/09/07 12:04AM
  • mckinsee
    Hi Matt. This is Macy. I like you.
    by mckinsee at 02/29/08 9:59PM
  • juliewho
    no haha...you're such a weirdo
    by juliewho at 03/14/08 6:53AM

loosey goosey

wouldn't it be nice if sleeping was optional?

sometimes i wish zombies would attack for a day so that i could run around and whack them on the head with stuff and make fortresses out of gas stations and stuff. it would be fun. trust me.

ruling out the possibility of dentures or reconstructive surgery... would you rather have teeth and no lips, or lips and no teeth? kinda hard to decide.

name one of the first cd's that you owned and might be a little embarassed to admit that you listened to. remember, it's just the internet, no one will make fun of you.

i think it's about time scientists did something useful, like breeding miniature elephants as housepets. or dogs and cats that continually look like they're still puppies and kittens.

life would be much funnier if i was given supreme power to dictate who marries who. haha! til death do you part!

the world would be a much safer place if people had to go through me in order to get their drivers license.

life is not random.
put this post is.

excelsior!
  • juliawho
    HANSON! and i AM NOT embarrassed to own it and to still listen to it... yesterday..
    by juliawho at 08/30/07 1:01AM
  • chekit
    this post not only makes me miss the heck out of you. it also makes me feel much more normal by comparison. you should write a book.
    by chekit at 08/30/07 1:33AM
  • susan
    ..brains...
    by susan at 08/30/07 2:47AM
  • jakeywakey
    space jam...
    by jakeywakey at 08/30/07 9:41AM
  • nornie
    Lips and no teeth.
    The first CD was Natalie Merchant's Tigerlily, but my first tape (which shows my age) was the sound track to Dirty Dancing.
    by nornie at 08/30/07 10:02AM
  • aubrey_leigh
    Lips and no teeth as well. Wilson Phillips. And I'm with you on the zombies business.
    by aubrey_leigh at 08/30/07 11:17AM
  • TheMrsCrabtree
    Let me know what day the zombies are going to take over so I can be sure to have Queen loaded on to my iPod. I will re-inact Shaun of the Dead. Don't stop me now! At first i thought teeth over lips, but then I realized that there's a chance I would lose my teeth any way so lips and no teeth. I got my first 4 cds for christmas they were: Vince Gill, LeAnne Rimes, Boys to Men, and Brandy. I still love Vince Gill's voice, Moesha sucked, hacen't heard from LeAnne since Coyote Ugly, and Boys to Men went to boy band heaven.
    by TheMrsCrabtree at 08/30/07 12:56PM
  • missynopet
    Spice Girls :P
    by missynopet at 09/03/07 11:02AM
  • chekit
    thats right! I'm moving to California to go to school to be a fashion designer. If you are planning to go out there to visit your uncle let me know and we can meet up. I bet we are way funnier in Cali. I don't know why, but it's where Arrested Developement was filmed so it's gotta be a pretty funny state.
    by chekit at 09/05/07 3:10PM
  • thedill
    celine dion for sure, lips no teeth, i would like a minature elephant please
    by thedill at 09/09/07 8:28PM
  • imelgringo
    wierd al "bad hair day" and the presidents of the united states of america (self titled.) i am not ashamed of either
    by imelgringo at 09/26/07 8:55PM
  • rosemary
    sleeping as optional would be nice indeed....you're in bg and i haven't seen you, though i see your brother quite often at church; you were in my dream last night, we should hang out soon
    by rosemary at 10/01/07 9:46AM
  • chekit
    im trying to but as I have about $20 to my name right now I'm not sure. I would love to though. How are you liking it? Does it feel like coming home? I dont know why I wrote that.
    by chekit at 10/09/07 4:20PM
  • thecellardoor
    Ah, Matthew. It's times like these, I remember why we dated. Your mind is specTACular. HOWEVER--it would be amazing if sleep were optional. Cool thing is, with JetAlert it IS..but for a price. Namely your sanity. So, you & zombies. Did you just have another affair with "Shawn of the Dead"? And I would pick lips, easy. Kissing beats smiling, and you can still "grin" & "smirk" w/o teeth. The album? Paula Abdul. 1994. I heard DJ Tanner & Kimmy Gibbler singing "Straight Up" on Full House once. Next, the Miniphant idea. Brilliant. I want one. Lastly, by "Excelsior" did you mean, "ever upward!" or, "I like fine wood shavings used for stuffing, packing, etc."??
    by thecellardoor at 10/11/07 7:35AM
  • hastings
    I like sleep but if no one did it that would be ok. Well if zombies do attack you can post up in phoenix with me I have it all planed out ....at leats a dedicated 90 hours of thought, I have a slow job .I would take lips with no teeth (you always have the option not to talk).My first cd Was Aerosmith (get a grip) I think it was in 94 that I bought it. My first vinal was "who framed roger rabbit". They have cats like that they are called TEACUP cats.Dont mess with my marriage but everyone elses would be funny. I would just have bicycles and motorized scooters....but that is just what I think
    by hastings at 10/15/07 6:28PM
  • soccer_chica
    loser. glad i got to see you finally yesterday :)
    by soccer_chica at 11/04/07 2:11PM
  • sweetmelissa
    Lips and no teeth
    En Vogue
    by sweetmelissa at 11/07/07 10:54AM
  • rebecca
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    by rebecca at 11/10/07 7:30AM

bask in your thought crime

why is wes anderson so amazing?


knock knock

(who's there?)

i'm a pile up...
  • aubrey_leigh
    So new Wes movie? We should most definitely see that.
    by aubrey_leigh at 08/02/07 2:10AM
  • juliawho
    i did say the knock knock joke out loud... how embarrassing
    by juliawho at 08/02/07 12:38PM
  • chekit
    The Darjeeling Limited. Need anyone say more?
    by chekit at 08/02/07 4:18PM
  • thedill
    are you coming here for real?? i hope so.
    by thedill at 08/11/07 12:57AM
  • thedill
    are you here yet? :0)
    by thedill at 08/16/07 11:31AM
  • rosemary
    i'm a pile up who? haha, i get it! how ya do'n?
    by rosemary at 08/23/07 9:36PM
  • rosemary
    no way! i didn't know! let's go ski'n :)
    by rosemary at 08/24/07 9:03AM
  • chekit
    Of course! I went through all my old notes from FC. Your drawings from Stats were definitely my favorite!
    by chekit at 08/24/07 9:19AM
  • hastings
    SO what is going on . Where do u live now? I like Wes Anderson. My order would go 1. The Royal Tenanbaums 2. Rushmore 3. Bottle rocket 4. The life Aqu. With Steve A. .....I think I am missing one but thats my order and I am stickin to it.
    by hastings at 08/28/07 1:24AM