Long time Gone

at 02/20/08 4:05PM

I just wanted to give a shout out to all my super heroes fighting the good fight. Keep up the good work, and don't forgot, Mr. Horntoad shows no mercy, so no mercy shall be shown. To him or any of his horny toad henchmen.

RIP: Sabertooth Grandma Man. 1975-2008

Today is Christopher Mongeon's Birthday!

by kailua at 09/11/08 12:57PM

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at 04/03/07 1:23AM

It's been a long time.
Too long said the Rhino to the cantaloupe.

why would a rhino talk to a cantaloupe? That's a ridiculous statement. First off, rhinos can't talk. Second, if it could talk, it wouldn't talk to an inanimate object like a cantaloupe. Third, those two things don't even come from the same climates. Rhinos come from hotter dryer areas like Africa, and cantaloupes come from tropical places like the Carribeans. Fourth, the rhino probably has AIDS, so the cantaloupe wouldn't be near the rhino. It would want nothing to do with the rhino, because it would not want to catch the AIDS. So, in conclusion, you are the most illogical person ever, and I am the most logical person who has ever existed. Now go end your existence, because I have proved my existence to be of greater importance of yours.

by landry at 04/03/07 1:59AM
uhhhh...

by yoyoma at 04/03/07 10:17AM
Landry, your entire argument is flawed from sentence 1. You contend that the rhino would probably have AIDS. Its a medical fact that the Rhino's hard outer shell makes it impervious to AIDS. Secondly, Africa is the number 1 vacation destination for vacationing cantaloupes; however, because of the threat of AIDS, the cantaloupe hangs out EXCLUSIVLEY with Rhinos, because they know they are safe. Thirdly, both cantaloupes and Rhinos can and do talk, but only when humans are not around, as is true with 83% of all animals and inanimate objects. However, I would like to out an error in Keith's post. Cantaloupes, like all fruits, speak only Mandarin chinese. This is not a problem for the Rhino, as they speak every language ever known to man, several unknown to man, and several unknown to anyone but the Rhino.

by aarcraft at 04/03/07 11:57AM
Keithy, you're weird.

by linhatchy at 04/03/07 12:13PM
humm. ya'll (landry and aaron) give Keith too much joy by reading so far into these posts... :)

by snorman at 04/03/07 4:47PM
Aaron, your argument seems so completely retarded I want to kill myself. But, because of the precedent you have set with me that everything you say is proven fact, I believe. I'm sorry for my outburst of non-truths. I will try to check with you before I post anything from now to make sure it is true.

by landry at 04/04/07 2:20PM
the real question is has the cantaloupe ever licked a 9-volt battery because that is how aids are contracted in Africa. plus the kiwi would get jealous if he sees the rhino talking to the cantaloupe and will spray him with aids that he naturally has in his body which goes directly through the skin

by 3hoursbehind at 04/06/07 11:56AM
Matt brings up very interesting points. Beware the kiwi.

by aarcraft at 04/06/07 1:26PM
you boys are so silly!

by skidget at 04/09/07 1:01PM
hey keith whats up?

by calebnorman at 05/16/07 4:20PM
hey whats going on?

by questionmark at 05/21/07 12:24AM
hey keith whats up, and whats going on?

by josh at 05/21/07 1:41AM
Oh, we're talking of cantaloupes. Goodness, has nothing to do with antelopes. But aneays, if you have any questions on rhinos, I have all the answers. Just look at my shirt.

by outrank17 at 06/02/07 4:43AM
No Matt. That is not how AIDs is contracted in Africa. The 9-volt battery is required to electrify your sexual organs. Believe me. I tested postive.

by outrank17 at 06/02/07 4:45AM
By positive I mean electrically as well as biologically.

by outrank17 at 06/02/07 4:50AM
dude i havent seen you in ages. are you even alive?? miss you friend

by skidget at 07/05/07 11:58PM
Looks like you update your blog even less than me...but I just wanted to say thanks for hooking me up with "The Annuals: Be He ME"...atleast I think it was you. I really like them/it. Thanks...hope your life is grand!

by chewbacca at 11/12/07 11:16AM
hey, r u that cousin of ryan's? if so, nice 2 metcha"!

by mrsheadlee at 11/24/07 7:14PM

Happy New Year My lovely penguins.

at 12/30/06 9:33PM

Top 5 Weirdest Love songs. And go.

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Necromancer by Gnarls Barkley - Love with a dead girl. Breakfast at Tiffanys - we should stay together because..we both like that movie. "Why dont we do it the Road" - Beatles - The Beatles lose their subtelty. "I Would do Anything for Love" - Meatloaf - but I wont do that?, ask him if you want to know what. #1 - A Man Walks Into A Bar - Jens Lekman - If you haven't heard it, which you haven't, you must.

by aarcraft at 01/04/07 1:05AM
i'm sure most of us would agree that you should prolly rank these as which are the weirdest when you're content with the responses

by outrank17 at 01/04/07 2:01AM
the suit is gone

by uncle_jesse at 01/04/07 11:35PM
oh oh that theme song from READING RAINBOW...you know with that black guy. I always thought he was singing a love song to me. That deserves to be top 3

by 3hoursbehind at 01/07/07 1:41AM
"Come With Me" by Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page from the Godzilla soundtrack. Gotta be the weirdest ever. I mean come on, who knew Sean Puff P. Diddy Daddy Combs would fall in love with a big green monster?

by landry at 01/13/07 6:58PM
"Don't Fear the Reaper" Blue Oyster Cult... a song about Death falling in love... weird, but amazing at the same time

by specialk at 01/19/07 8:16PM
i met a friend of yours saturday.. ryan p

by jenfer at 01/23/07 1:11PM
hope your semester's goin' good :-)

by jenfer at 01/23/07 1:12PM
when all else fails, there is also the barney song.

by outrank17 at 01/24/07 2:52AM
love is a happy time, all throuhout the universe. its when the male part of the species goes up to the female part of the species and says "hey, u wanna go on a date" and she says "oh, well...yea i wanna go on a date." then they go to a resteraunt and she orders somthing called a salad, and he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats. and that ladies and gentlemen, is love.

by josephstalin at 02/01/07 2:36PM
"want a poem topic. But i'm really tired, so if you could,I would like you to give me a poem topic and I'll pick the best one and hopefully make a poem that excites and changes this boring world. Either that or makes y'all chuckle."

by aarcraft at 02/14/07 6:47PM
"Ive got it....An Eskimo wearing pajamas just a little too small."

by aarcraft at 02/14/07 6:48PM
"I'm doing the eskimo pajama one. but it will have to be at the beginning of summer. no time right now. And it will be a winner." I think we are still waiting for the poem.

by aarcraft at 02/14/07 6:50PM
hey keith this is Savanna from singing school. How ya been?

by smathcowgurl07 at 02/15/07 11:09PM
should I send my gradutation invitation to your house or to your parents house?

by snorman at 02/18/07 9:18AM
"winters love" animal collective, "lovers spit" broken social scene, "nomad for love" gang gang dance, "i love the valley OH!" xiu xiu, "satellite of love" velvet underground. most of these songs have nothing to do with love and arent "weird" but just wanted to list them so maybe you would check them out

by josh at 02/19/07 11:50PM
yes josh. I was going to say all you're trying to do is advertise junk noone likes.

by outrank17 at 02/21/07 2:07AM
I like broken social scene

by aarcraft at 02/21/07 2:46PM
right on with all the other stuff.

by aarcraft at 02/21/07 2:46PM
obviously you've brainwashed josh

by outrank17 at 02/22/07 2:17AM

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at 12/06/06 11:23PM

This is a new post.
You may think it's an old post
but I like this the most.
If anyone thinks differently
I will kick them defiantly.
Everything in this poem rhymes with cornicopia
but for some reason it's still not a utopia.
Everyone say hi to Marge
Because she is leaving on a barge.
This is a new post.

you've got true skills. you should be a rapper.

by marcylyn at 12/07/06 12:07AM
this is gold

by elleymaie at 12/07/06 12:45AM
i like the inclusio

by yoyoma at 12/07/06 2:41AM
have you been getting words from Randy again?

by baseballcraz32 at 12/07/06 4:10PM
i feel that you had a look of consternation on your face when you wrote this

by 3hoursbehind at 12/09/06 3:33PM
Thanks to you, I just added almost 500 songs to my iPod. Don't forget to burn that Surfjam for me.

by elleymaie at 12/11/06 2:34AM
Sufjan

by aarcraft at 12/11/06 12:26PM
quit trying to brainwash ellen, aaron. she spelt it right

by outrank17 at 12/12/06 1:03AM
My goal is to brainwash the entire world. I can't quit now.

by aarcraft at 12/12/06 7:15PM
by skidget at 12/22/06 10:34AM
real ones

by elleymaie at 12/25/06 12:53AM
did you purposefully tell me the wrong way to write haikus so I would look stupid?!

by elleymaie at 12/25/06 1:16AM
No, I wouldn't be mad. because the only haiku advice I took from you was wording

by elleymaie at 12/25/06 12:54PM
whatever..actually i didnt expect a text back from you anyways :)

by marcylyn at 12/25/06 5:28PM

11/29/06 7:17PM

I was wrong, Matt was right about me being brainwashed by my brother Aaron. He does introduce new music to me and since he likes it I have somewhat come to accept what he likes more than other music. I really don't have anything against Nickleback, Hinder, or any other mainstream band in todays music except for certain things that my brother complains about and I just go along with him because I have no real argument against him.

wow...i didnt mean to cause a stir over the music situation but thanks keith

by 3hoursbehind at 11/29/06 7:23PM
i hope this doesn't cause any bad blood with you and aaron

by 3hoursbehind at 11/29/06 7:23PM
I sense a hacker....or sarcasm. Not sure which.

by aarcraft at 11/29/06 11:17PM
run on sentences, an apology for liking hinder...i know who this was.

by uncle_jesse at 11/30/06 12:33AM
lol

by plato at 11/30/06 1:29PM
but I will say that Nickelback is a terrible band

by plato at 11/30/06 1:30PM
man nickelback is what is wrong with the world

by josh at 11/30/06 8:32PM
I'm so glad you've finally come to this realization....lol, I've known this for a long time ;) jK!!

by snorman at 11/30/06 10:32PM
good call....

by snorman at 11/30/06 10:32PM
i happen to think Nickleback isnt so bad, Hinder i have no opinion on. i disagree with people who dislike any trendy music because its trendy. granted, some trendy music is terrible. the macaraina(spelling?) was once trendy. but so was most good music. sometimes music is trendy because people like it, and people like it because its good. there are more exceptions to this rule than i can count, however.

by josephstalin at 12/04/06 11:08PM
um the macarina was amazing and should be played everyday in everyones home

by 3hoursbehind at 12/05/06 1:49PM

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