SAM AND MYSELF ARE ENGAGED!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm so excited.
  • dark_day
    YAY!!!!!!!!
    by dark_day at 01/02/08 12:54AM
  • curtis2
    Horraying your own engagement is a little cheesy if you ask me. :)
    by curtis2 at 01/02/08 5:03AM
  • littledieman
    Yay for you all!
    by littledieman at 01/02/08 4:43PM
  • juju
    Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!
    by juju at 01/06/08 4:36PM
  • jonnywill
    Whatever, Curtis. I'm excited. *sticks tongue out*
    by jonnywill at 02/06/08 12:47AM

The Killswitch Engage/Lamb Of God tour is not (as of yet) coming to Louisville

And I am sad. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, hope that both of those bands come back to Louisville together. But I'm not holding my breath.
  • dark_day
    YEAH TOAST!!!
    by dark_day at 12/31/07 1:13AM

I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Yes, I have my own gun now. It's a Remington Model 597 .22 long barrel with a 10-round magazine. It has a Mossy Oak camouflage pattern on it.

I've actually gotten quite good at shooting with it. Just the other day, I shot a groundhog 5 times in the head before it died. I was trying to put it out of it's misery, but it JUST WOULDN'T DIE! It was holed up underneath the old rabbit pen at Sam's house. Her mom didn't think I would be able to get to it, but with a little help from Sam (she held the flashlight so I could see it), I was able get him. Now I just have to figure out a way to get him out from underneath there.

So I discovered just how much it pays to work at Valvoline yesterday. I got a Maxlife Full Synthetic oil change for a little over $22. That exact same service would cost a customer around $70 after tax.

I also discovered just how little some of the upper management members care about lower-level employees like me. As it turns out, the area manager that is in charge of my store and several others found out that I didn't take a lunch break on Saturday and he told the temporary "manager" Kevin to write me up for it. I have several complaints about that.

First, I wasn't supposed to work at all Saturday. I was scheduled to work Monday through Friday, but at Corey, the previous manager's request, I switched Thursday for Saturday. So it's not really my fault I was there that day.

Second, I was not the only one who didn't take a lunch break. In fact, only Mike, the new guy, took a break. But did Keith bother to look at that? No, because they've been at the company longer.

Third, I was working my butt off the whole day. We were slammed. I'm talking cars in the store 90% of the day. The other 10% we spent cleaning. Plus, I was training Mike on how to do everything bottomside. And when he went on break, I covered for him in the pit.

Fourth, Keith is all about SuperPro, the set of guidelines that we have to follow for EVERYTHING. But part of SuperPro is that before you give someone a write-up, you give them a verbal warning. I was given no such verbal warning.

Fifth, Keith has no idea what it's like being a technician like me. He sits in his air conditioned office all day. He doesn't know what it means to put in a hard day's work, toiling and sweating in the pit. I would pay to see him down there, trying to do an oil change. I bet I can do it in half the time he can.

Anyway, I'm done with my rant. Thanks for listening. I feel better now.

So my birthday is in exactly one month. I'm excited. I can't decide what I want, though. I might ask for drop shocks for my truck. Or maybe for some tools. I know my brother is probably getting me Gears Of War. I kinda want a portable air compressor and some air tools. That would be cool. I wonder if I'm gonna get any kind of party, or if it will just be the same thing as every year: just like any other day except my parents give me presents and buy me dinner. I think the last birthday party I had was when I turned 13 and we went to Lazer Blaze. And none of my friends showed up. Oh well. Presents are cool.

Hopefully I'll be able to fix my transmission soon. I'm tired of it popping out of 5th gear. Plus, it's needed some attention for a while. And once I fix my transmission, I'll probably replace the hose to my EGR valve and then start saving for more important items...

I wish my allergies would go away and my asthma would magically disappear. But that's just wishful thinking. It's time to go to bed. I'm tired. Goodnight.

I love you
  • vhphil
    teeeheehee....
    by vhphil at 06/27/07 8:12AM
  • curtis2
    I know all about having silly bosses, my friend. I feel your pain.
    by curtis2 at 06/28/07 3:07AM
  • juju
    should i be scared that you have a gun?
    by juju at 06/30/07 9:36AM
  • littledieman
    you should go with Matt, Keith, and James shooting sometime. They've been talking about going sometime soon.
    by littledieman at 07/02/07 8:49AM

My recent exploits...

So this morning I've been quite musical. I've listened to music, sang along with music, played Guitar Hero II, and attempted (albeit poorly) to play piano. Fun, fun.

Sam said she would teach me to play piano and to sing. I think I need vocal lessons more than anything, but she decided to start with piano. Maybe I can pick up guitar while I'm at it. I'd like to learn piano, guitar, and bass. Then I could really be in a band, not just do backup vocals while standing there looking like an idiot.

I shot at a raccoon last night. I missed, but in my defense, there was a lot of poison ivy and Virginia Creeper in my way. I need to buy me a .22 so I can get used to my own gun.

Actually, I think I'll go to Wal-mart right now to price one.

Metal.
  • the_sexy_mosher
    I think you new to try to learn the xylophone. That way if anyone ever needs a xylophone player you would be a shoe in. Guitar/piano is for unoriginal losers. Don't settle. Be AWESOME!
    by the_sexy_mosher at 06/05/07 12:12AM
  • nature_girl
    You shot a Raccon?!?!?!?!?!?!
    by nature_girl at 06/06/07 11:06PM
  • nature_girl
    LOL tried to shoot a Raccon
    by nature_girl at 06/06/07 11:07PM
  • azrael
    I'm with Nikk. xylophone. even if nobody "wants" a xylophone in their band, you could start a band centered around the xylophone, then you'd revolutionize metal...or fall flat on your face because it turns out the whole xylophone thing didn't catch on, but it'd atleast be a cool talent to show off at parties!
    by azrael at 06/25/07 1:27AM
  • vampyric_ky_girl
    Forget music altogether. You should take up underwater basket weaving. There's a huge market for that these days and so few people know the ancient art form of underwater basket weaving.
    by vampyric_ky_girl at 06/26/07 4:34PM
  • jonnywill
    I'm glad all of you think I'm so talented...
    by jonnywill at 06/26/07 10:41PM

Correction... THIS blog is hotter than Curtis's AND Nikk's

Just kidding Nikk. I would never try to steal your thunder. Anyway, I just realized that I made a mistake in my last post. I do still have to pay off my dad. And I do still want the 350 small black V8 and all the other stuff for my truck.

But...

Before I buy all that stuff I've decided that I'm going to save up for a ring for whomever might become my fiance in the future. That way, I don't have to worry about that when the time comes. So if I'm saving up for new tires or wheels for my truck, I don't have to delay that in order to save up for a ring. I can just be like "Hey, I have X amount of money saved away for that specific purpose. Do I need any more?"

Oh, and now, I'm trying to decide whether I should do all of that to my truck or just get a Z28 Camaro instead.

Metal.
Jonny
  • vampyric_ky_girl
    Saving money for something that will inevitably cost more than it should. Smart boy. You have more sef control than I do in the saving department, that's for sure.
    by vampyric_ky_girl at 05/03/07 3:41AM
  • carwile
    So, you'll say you're just kidding to Nikk but not me. Huh. Okay.
    by carwile at 05/03/07 6:03AM
  • jonnywill
    You know I love you, Curtis. I'm kidding to both of you.
    by jonnywill at 05/04/07 9:22PM
  • nature_girl
    My friend name is lame lol
    by nature_girl at 05/05/07 3:00AM
  • jonnywill
    Whatever. Lol.
    by jonnywill at 05/05/07 6:16PM
  • nature_girl
    Don't whatever me!! lol
    by nature_girl at 05/05/07 7:46PM
  • jonnywill
    You put a link to yourself in your own comment. Dork. Lol
    by jonnywill at 05/06/07 10:23PM
  • nature_girl
    YOU ARE THE DORK!!! LOL J/K ABOUT THE LOL YOU REALLY ARE A DORK
    by nature_girl at 05/18/07 12:32PM
  • lov_me_4ever
    i think both of u are
    by lov_me_4ever at 05/18/07 3:11PM
  • nature_girl
    I think you are lol jk
    by nature_girl at 05/28/07 11:26AM