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06/09/09 8:53PM


Silliest things ever said

"For centuries, black people in America suffered the lash of the whip as slaves and the humiliation of segregation. But it was not violence that won full and equal rights." - Barry O

Wonder what the media's response would have been if Sarah Palin pretended she'd never heard of the War Between the States?

Heh

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,
Vinnie
  • cbaird
    :o)
    by cbaird at 06/03/09 2:32PM
  • angiemann73
    You realize that you are propetuating negative Italian stereotypes by this joke. For SHAME!! :-)
    by angiemann73 at 06/03/09 2:43PM
  • keefe
    Jeff...be careful...that is where the skeletons are buried.
    by keefe at 06/04/09 5:51AM
  • mreid72
    Lol!
    by mreid72 at 06/04/09 9:43AM

Devo action figures

  • keefe
    NOW we know what to get you for Christmas!!
    Thanks Jeff!
    by keefe at 06/01/09 4:48AM
  • cbaird
    Thanks for the tip... Wal-mart is where I was able to find stuff last year. For some reason, no one keeps that stuff in stock.... well, except ebay. ;o)
    by cbaird at 06/03/09 12:21PM