I'm Back!

Back from 5 weeks of vacation. Everyone is safe & sound. My first Lord's day back with the brethren from my 'home' congregation. I am truly blessed. Praise God!


  • comade
    Missed you guys a lot!
    by comade at 08/22/10 5:22AM
  • thewifeofbud
    Missed you guys! So glad everything went well!
    by thewifeofbud at 08/22/10 11:59AM
  • larryandrosalie
    Really glad you are all back safe and sound!!
    by larryandrosalie at 08/22/10 5:48PM
  • jlmanager
    Excellent.
    by jlmanager at 08/23/10 8:50AM
  • octaveleaper
    Good to see you in AZ!
    by octaveleaper at 08/24/10 6:57PM
  • gobbler_boy
    yes, It was very nice to see you 4 Britts wedding, we had a lot of fun.
    by gobbler_boy at 08/30/10 1:29PM
  • zsha_zsha
    Papa... A post please?
    by zsha_zsha at 05/11/11 4:16PM

Rocky II ???

I just opened my page to find that my last post was made ONE YEAR and TWO MONTHS AGO!! I'm still a bum! That would make this my "Rocky II" quasi-millenial Pleonast post (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, see my previous post). Does that mean that in 16 months I can get Mr. T to guest star on my "Rocky III" blog...

MR. T: I don't hate Jay Polk - I pity the fool! I pity any fool that can't blog mo' than once a year!

JAY: You ain't so bad! You ain't so bad!

MR. T: Oh yeah? At least I can type using more than just my two index fingers!!!

JAY: (sometimes i use my thumb on the space bar...)

MR. T: What's that fool? Did you just say something?

JAY: Well... You're just a... Oh, never mind, my index fingers are kinda tired. I can't go the distance.

See you all next year!

  • comade
    Glad I get to hear from you more than once a year =)
    by comade at 07/06/09 9:29AM
  • a_starr
    Nice to see you around. briefly.
    Do you read your comments before the next year, or just let it be a surprise?
    by a_starr at 07/06/09 9:48AM
  • jaydon
    Pity me - I married the "fool"! ;)
    by jaydon at 07/06/09 10:05AM
  • tanja
    Jay, you are too funny as usual. It's worth the wait to be able to read your blog!
    by tanja at 07/06/09 2:25PM
  • jlmanager
    Good to know you're still out there! Eye of the Tiger, Jay, Eye of the Tiger! Go for two a year!
    by jlmanager at 07/06/09 7:19PM
  • enyek
    wow.
    by enyek at 07/07/09 7:36AM
  • timstarr
    Is this the one in which you have a "bromance" with Apollo Creed which encourages you to believe in yourself again? I can't think of a running-on-the-beach-scene parallel for the digital world, though.
    by timstarr at 07/07/09 11:20PM
  • jayguarxxl
    SCENE: DESERTED BEACH. EARLY MORNING. APOLLO & JAY SITTING IN BEACH CHAIRS WITH LAPTOP COMPUTERS...

    JAY: Yo Apollo, this is highly mentally irregular.
    APOLLO: Well Jay, you may type great, but I'm a great typist!
    JAY: We been trainin' for weeks now. I thought you taught me everything you know.
    APOLLO: I taught you everything YOU know, not everything I know!
    JAY: (Laughing) Oh, I see!
    APOLLO: OK Champ, let's get started. Fingers ready?
    JAY: Yo, absolutely!
    APOLLO: Let's start with the left. Q! W! E! R! T! Q! W! E! R ! T!
    Follow me! Keep it smooth!

    CUTAWAY TO SLOW-MOTION BEACH TRAINING MONTAGE (KEYBOARD TRAINING, SPEED DRILLS, FINGERTIP PUSH UPS, ETC...)
    by jayguarxxl at 07/08/09 3:45AM
  • gobbler_boy
    It was a long time ago since you posted
    by gobbler_boy at 07/18/09 3:06PM

Has It Been That Long???

Wow!

I just logged on to do my quasi-millenial check up on my blog page, and it was EMPTY!! Was I tossed out for lack of participation? I'm shocked and dismayed! I feel like Rocky Balboa in the first "Rocky" film.

(PARAPHRASE)
ROCKY: Yo Mick, how come you took my gear outta my locker and hung it out on 'Skid Row'?

MICKEY: 'Cuz You're a bum!

ROCKY: I ain't no bum.

MICKEY: You're a bum!!

ROCKY: I ain't no bum.

Etc., etc.

O.K. Now I get it. And like Rocky, I'm gonna become the Heavyweight Blog Champ of Da Woild! I'm skippin' rope. I'm hittin' the heavy bag. I'm starin' down into a glass full of half a dozen raw eggs, and as I bring it to my lips I realize.... I AM a bum! See you all next quasi-millenium (if the Lord wills).
  • jaydon
    Awww, but your my bum and I love you!
    by jaydon at 05/19/08 5:58AM
  • jlmanager
    LOL! Looks like you got knocked out by the "Temporary Measure".
    by jlmanager at 05/19/08 6:26AM
  • mrs_rosshead
    He Lives!!! I guess if my son and mom didn't affirm your existence, I would still be scratching my head wondering if this was a paranormal experience. ;)
    Welcome back!!!!!
    by mrs_rosshead at 05/19/08 6:56AM
  • thewifeofbud
    Bump....Bump,bump,bump...bump,bump,bump.....bump,bump,baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
    ......the eye of the tiger
    by thewifeofbud at 05/19/08 6:58AM
  • a_starr
    Haha! That means it's been a YEAR since your last post! Good to know you are still alive and quoting Rocky. ;)
    by a_starr at 05/19/08 7:48AM
  • comade
    wow....a whole year? Is that how much you care about our lives? I am sad....j/k!
    by comade at 05/19/08 8:02AM
  • calvinsparents
    Welcome back!
    by calvinsparents at 05/19/08 2:07PM
  • mr_and_mrs_berry
    I think I hear the Rocky tune playing in my head..... Did you read those red letters "temporary measure" at the top? I think you are funny!
    by mr_and_mrs_berry at 05/19/08 2:57PM
  • bookworm14
    Hi!
    by bookworm14 at 05/19/08 3:51PM
  • dkazwashere
    Good job Cheryl... LoL
    by dkazwashere at 05/19/08 4:55PM
  • eruve
    Hahahahaha!!! Yep, when I rode on the team in college, we used to psych ourselves up for the day's horse show competition by jumping around to the "Eye of the Tiger," which was usually blaring from one of our teammates' car stereo systems. So, now that I look back on it, to outsiders, we may have simply looked like we were doing some crazy, weird "Chinese fire-drill"-type dance. Whoa! ...
    by eruve at 05/19/08 7:57PM
  • schmidtkins
    Yeah, it has been that long! Glad you are back!
    by schmidtkins at 05/19/08 8:40PM
  • gobbler_boy
    Funny
    by gobbler_boy at 05/20/08 3:50PM
  • sandy
    a Rocky fan hah? Alan would love to know that!
    by sandy at 05/28/08 3:16PM
  • tanja
    I'm not doing much better than you are at updating my blog. I just don't have the time any more. Too many other things that I have to do.
    by tanja at 06/16/08 7:39PM
  • jayguarxxl
    thanks!
    by jayguarxxl at 06/10/09 4:59PM

Nothing Particularly Interesting...

Hi Everyone,

I have nothing particularly interesting of my own to contribute, but since I haven't posted in a while, I thought I should contribute something. So, I thought I would share a Psalm that I happened across on my Bible software this evening that I found heartening. A great and loving God rules over us. I pray that He will bestow many blessings upon you (I know He has done so for me)!


PSALM 8

For the director of music. According to gittith. A psalm of David.

O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! You have set your glory above the heavens.
2 From the lips of children and infants you have ordained praise because of your enemies, to silence the foe and the avenger.
3 When I consider your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place,
4 what is man that you are mindful of him, the son of man that you care for him?
5 You made him a little lower than the heavenly beings and crowned him with glory and honor.
6 You made him ruler over the works of your hands; you put everything under his feet:
7 all flocks and herds, and the beasts of the field,
8 the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea, all that swim the paths of the seas.
9 O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth!
  • thewifeofbud
    Elvis sends you a uh-huh h-happy biiiiirthday!!! ;)
    Thank you, thank very much!
    by thewifeofbud at 04/02/07 3:00PM
  • stevenswife
    Happy, happy birthday to you!
    by stevenswife at 04/02/07 7:36PM
  • jayguarxxl
    Thank you, one and all. Donna treated me to a really excellent time! Catch y'all later. 'Night!
    by jayguarxxl at 04/02/07 8:13PM
  • curlie
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    by curlie at 04/02/07 9:57PM
  • john_ross
    Happy Anniversary!
    by john_ross at 04/03/07 10:35AM
  • jody
    Happy Anniversary!!
    by jody at 04/03/07 1:49PM
  • eruve
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    by eruve at 04/03/07 7:43PM
  • a_starr
    by a_starr at 04/04/07 7:50PM
  • tanja
    Happy Belated Birthday!

    Sorry I missed your big day!
    I have been sick.
    by tanja at 04/06/07 11:48AM
  • zetty
    Sorry it's taking so long, I haven't had any blank DVD's until recently
    by zetty at 05/25/07 7:21PM
  • mrs_rosshead
    HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
    by mrs_rosshead at 06/17/07 5:23AM
  • mrs_rosshead
    10-21-07 Just checking if maybe I missed an update! But, since I was the last one to comment, I'm thinking, "NO"!!!
    by mrs_rosshead at 10/21/07 11:48AM
  • tayloranne
    I did not know you were on here.
    by tayloranne at 10/31/07 12:53AM
  • mrs_rosshead
    11-27-07 So, are you going to make this an annual thing and post every Feb. ?
    by mrs_rosshead at 11/27/07 9:37AM
  • enyek
    Wow.
    by enyek at 01/09/08 8:48PM
  • crazymom2five
    HI Jay, this is Barbs, Amy's sister!
    by crazymom2five at 02/16/08 8:54PM
  • mountaingirl
    Hello Jay! I didn't know you were here, I always check on Donna! hahaha and I guess I missed your Birthday.... I'm sure you had folks make sure it was not unnoticed by those who really count! But wait... this post is a year old I thought all those comments were from TODAY! AARGH!!!
    by mountaingirl at 02/17/08 12:50AM
  • angelad
    Happy Birthday!
    by angelad at 04/02/08 8:52AM
  • gobbler_boy
    hello mr. Jay! its happy hans!
    by gobbler_boy at 04/28/08 5:57PM
  • gobbler_boy
    happy birthday?
    by gobbler_boy at 04/28/08 5:58PM

Proof of Life

Hi!
Yes, I'm still alive. I told you I was terrible at blog updating. Technology... BAH, HUMBUG! Best wishes to you and yours for the New Year!
  • tanja
    An early - Happy New Year - to you.
    by tanja at 12/25/06 9:16AM
  • schmidtkins
    Same to you! It was good to hear from you! BTW, I like Donna's idea, just so you know!
    by schmidtkins at 12/25/06 5:52PM
  • john_ross
    Wait, isn't that a Russell Crowe movie? Happy New Year!
    by john_ross at 12/26/06 10:03AM
  • mrs_rosshead
    Have a great New Year's celebration. Good to hear from you!
    by mrs_rosshead at 12/28/06 11:48AM
  • a_starr
    I'm sad I'll be missing out on the New Year's fun. Have a good one!
    by a_starr at 12/29/06 6:45AM
  • tanja
    Thanks for all you did for us while we were in MA and RI. You guys are terrific. Thanks for getting my suitcases into the van for me. We hope you can come stay with us sometime.
    by tanja at 01/05/07 2:28PM
  • bookworm14
    and to you all!=)
    by bookworm14 at 01/11/07 9:49AM
  • spinningbee
    by spinningbee at 01/12/07 7:13PM
  • deerman61
    Hey J. It's Rob S. in Maine. I'm new on pleo as Danielle has shown me the ropes. Looking to consult.
    by deerman61 at 01/23/07 3:39AM
  • tweedledee
    Mission Complished. 1/25/07
    by tweedledee at 01/25/07 6:26AM
  • eruve
    Thanks for having us over last night, Jay! I had a great time!
    by eruve at 01/27/07 6:51AM