I actually went here when I was a kid. Looks like they've upgraded their facilities since I was there. Back then we only had M1's!

Where did you go to learn your basic shooting skills?

I'm BACK....I'm BACK in the saddle again...


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It's good to be back. I'll be posting more often now. I don't have a life again.

I don't know what you want me to say.

poop.

that is all.

oh yeah, I got a new job. I'm pretty excited about that.

That and Season 4 of The Office
...And Snickers. I love Snickers. Too bad I'm trying to go 30 days without candy, cakes, coke, etc.

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood till they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.

WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
~the dog for crapping on the rug.

What is your weapon of choice?
~Fatboy Slim

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
~I've seen enough kung fu movies to know not to rule them out as deadly.

How about the same sex?
~if they needed it, sure.

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
~I'm sure there's more than one.

What is your pet peeve?
~people who let their children run amuck during church services.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
~depends on what it is. I can usually let it slide.

SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
~floss? sleep?

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
~I think a better question would be how long have you slept at one time. I've woken up at 6pm more than once, but that was because I went to bed at 10am. The longest I've ever slept at one time is 16 hours. I went to bed at 9pm Saturday, and woke up at 1pm Sunday, I was sick.

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
~Caleb

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
~"Well I had to! I would have been trampled otherwise!"

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
~once or twice.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
~no snooze button, I use my phone.

GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
~a Venti Chai latte w/ organic milk, a pump of hazelnut syrup and a shot of espresso.

Are you a meat eater?
~totally a meat-a-tarian

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
~couple sips. nasty stuff.

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
~sure

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
~Almond Snickers. most anything chocolate :D

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
~spicy as long as there's flavor, sweet as long as it's not sickeningly so, and salty as long as it doesn't hurt my tongue.

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
~my first dog I named Appetizer

GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
~4, 2 of them for emergencies.

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
~get rid of all my debt, build on my house, get a motorcycle.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
~I'm not a fan of being in the spotlight.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
~Depending on just how boring the job was, sure.

PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
~I pooped!

What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
~getting out of the house?

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
~write a novel?

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
~not at all. Just enough out of the spotlight to be happy.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
~most definitely.

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
~indeed

What did you do today that you're proud of?
~I pooped!

LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, and locker rooms)?
~C-Dorm. That's all I have to say.

How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
~C-Dorm. That's all I have to say. ;)

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
~not staring per se.

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
~eyes, hands, skin.

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
~uh....not that I can remember....and I think I'd remember something like that.

ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
~I dunno, my friends share, so I don't have to envy them.

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
~Mick Jagger and the entire cast of The Office
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
~your mom. lol you knew it was coming.

Have you ever been cheated on?
~not by anyone still among us...

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own
~I wouldn't mind blue eyes.

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
~I hate those people who can eat anything they want and not gain a pound. jerks and jerkettes.