science & snowman

the alan anthem: you and i together make uncomprehendably good music
the alan anthem: much like
the alan anthem: scientists in the catholic church's hayday
  • isabeau_danjou
    I actually counted that out to see if it was a haiku.

    It's not.
    by isabeau_danjou at 04/16/06 7:50PM
  • bean
    so soon you will be our neighbor
    by bean at 04/23/06 1:13AM
  • bean
    "i've always wanted to have a neighbor JUST LIKE YOU...i've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you..."
    by bean at 04/23/06 1:13AM
  • caseymp3
    i will bring the scanner, and we can see why your light is on, and i can fix your catalytic converter for like 80 dollars, maybe cheaper, i priced it already. The scanner i'll have tomorrow will also tell you if you will pass emissions.
    by caseymp3 at 04/24/06 12:24AM
  • diannes
    Hey Kevin!
    by diannes at 04/24/06 9:16PM
  • alon
    yeeeeah boy. THE FORMAT soon to be sent on its LALA way!
    by alon at 04/26/06 8:03PM
  • mre
    hmm
    by mre at 08/08/06 12:05AM
  • tayl0rian
    sup
    by tayl0rian at 08/11/06 7:34PM
  • larry
    Kevin has dropped off the map.
    by larry at 08/22/06 10:46AM
  • rebecca
    please?
    by rebecca at 09/04/06 11:15AM
  • tayl0rian
    whered he go!?!
    by tayl0rian at 09/19/06 10:49PM
  • bean
    wait. i think i know who this is... didn't you come to my house one time?
    by bean at 10/13/06 12:25PM
  • emmywoo
    Happy Halloween!
    by emmywoo at 10/31/06 8:38AM
  • rebecca
    e
    by rebecca at 11/08/06 12:08PM
  • rebecca
    i think you should make a new post and be like, hey world, sup?
    by rebecca at 12/08/06 12:28AM
  • rebecca
    Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
    by rebecca at 01/24/07 12:39PM
  • caseymp3
    man... that is old.
    by caseymp3 at 01/24/07 1:13PM
  • caseymp3
    by caseymp3 at 01/27/07 8:44PM
  • terra
    wow. yes it is.
    by terra at 02/11/08 6:54PM

we will rise above the plains!

took out my own stitches just now.
yesssssssssssss!
  • birkner1
    buhh
    by birkner1 at 04/10/06 11:07PM
  • ashley
    grosssss
    by ashley at 04/10/06 11:21PM
  • adampual
    lol you did it yourself? niiiice.
    by adampual at 04/11/06 12:17AM
  • its_fun
    i got a slow hand and a gentle touch.
    by its_fun at 04/11/06 1:45AM
  • heidix
    ewww
    by heidix at 04/11/06 11:00AM
  • whymeohmy
    oh man.
    by whymeohmy at 04/11/06 2:13PM
  • emmywoo
    yes! pussy stuff!
    by emmywoo at 04/12/06 12:04AM
  • alon
    too severe
    by alon at 04/12/06 12:22AM

03/31/06 9:15PM

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i went to work today like any other day.
but today i got a brilliant idea : "WHY NOT MAKE A HOLSTER/SHEATH THING FOR THIS BREAD KNIFE THAT I CONSTANTLY USE ALL DAY???"
so i made one out of a barren paper towel roll.
it looked so miraculous.
i place the knife oh so gingerly in to said knife holder.
THE TIME COMES TO UNSHEATH
i go for it.
all out.
from zero to bread in .2 seconds.
I
AM
A GENIUS!
the sandwich was a masterpiece.
the time comes to make another sandwich.
BUT as i attempt to unsheath once more.
a terrible happening.
happens.
i cut my left pinky finger way on down at the "base" of it.
blood spurts all up on the wall & on the floor.
im like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat>?>>>??
the point is.
im a tard.
i got 6 stitches
  • alon
    oh man DOOM!
    by alon at 04/01/06 12:14AM
  • rebecca
    what an exciting life!!! i've never had stitches.
    by rebecca at 04/01/06 12:26AM
  • caseymp3
    hahahha, hahaha. i'm sorry i'm laughing, but it was a good story.
    by caseymp3 at 04/01/06 12:31AM
  • caseymp3
    "I am not left handed"
    by caseymp3 at 04/01/06 1:15AM
  • larry
    A valiant warrior you truely are.
    by larry at 04/01/06 9:58AM
  • cattleman
    "conk, chonk!" that sounds about right.
    by cattleman at 04/01/06 12:12PM
  • alon
    i forgot how incredibly glorious dragonforce was. but i just remembered
    by alon at 04/01/06 1:14PM
  • adampual
    ouch man. ouch.

    i like rusty spoons.
    by adampual at 04/02/06 5:33PM
  • emmywoo
    eiouch
    by emmywoo at 04/03/06 12:32PM
  • heidix
    stichers!? I had those in my head once. it was gross
    by heidix at 04/03/06 7:40PM

03/29/06 12:13AM

ROOM MATES

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OF THE FUTURE!
  • caseymp3
    i'll have to carry adam over the threshold as well.
    by caseymp3 at 03/29/06 12:16AM
  • ashley
    y'all make me laugh :)
    by ashley at 03/29/06 8:09AM
  • alon
    oh i did. THANKS
    by alon at 03/30/06 10:39AM
  • adampual
    lol
    by adampual at 03/30/06 8:40PM

such a dreamboat

the whatever i have sickness cold thing has progressed

SO without any shame im just gonna say that if anyone wants to bring me any food designed for sick people...then go ahead...go right on ahead

  • alon
    you should join...THE SHUTINS
    by alon at 02/22/06 8:05PM
  • caseymp3
    you will be come sick when you kiss strange lips.
    by caseymp3 at 02/22/06 11:15PM
  • emmywoo
    drink lots of fluids! ^_^
    by emmywoo at 02/23/06 1:15PM
  • adampual
    man i was hoping you were better cuz we're playing games tonight :-(
    by adampual at 02/24/06 5:20PM
  • diannes
    Sponge Bob says,"Hi Kevin...."
    by diannes at 02/27/06 5:56PM
  • heidix
    don't breathe on anyone's deli meat! although sage my comment is, I find it is no longer proximal seeing as how this post is dated 2/22. update? better now?
    by heidix at 03/02/06 11:35AM
  • bean
    oh poot
    by bean at 03/26/06 7:51PM
  • dave
    bread and ice cream rules. right after we left your store, brent had to got to the bathroom, so we stopped at the wendy's on far west. then he decided he wanted a frosty, but we were already in the car, so we hit the drive-thru. brent ordered the frosty, and then the wendy's drive-thru girl asked if he would like anything else, so he asked for some butter with his frosty. it was classic, and we had butter for the bread!
    by dave at 03/28/06 4:54PM