at 04/15/06 11:37PM
the alan anthem: you and i together make uncomprehendably good music
the alan anthem: much like
the alan anthem: scientists in the catholic church's hayday
at 04/10/06 10:07PM
took out my own stitches just now.
yesssssssssssss!

i went to work today like any other day.
but today i got a brilliant idea : "WHY NOT MAKE A HOLSTER/SHEATH THING FOR THIS BREAD KNIFE THAT I CONSTANTLY USE ALL DAY???"
so i made one out of a barren paper towel roll.
it looked so miraculous.
i place the knife oh so gingerly in to said knife holder.
THE TIME COMES TO UNSHEATH
i go for it.
all out.
from zero to bread in .2 seconds.
I
AM
A GENIUS!
the sandwich was a masterpiece.
the time comes to make another sandwich.
BUT as i attempt to unsheath once more.
a terrible happening.
happens.
i cut my left pinky finger way on down at the "base" of it.
blood spurts all up on the wall & on the floor.
im like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat>?>>>??
the point is.
im a tard.
i got 6 stitches
at 02/22/06 6:48PM
the whatever i have sickness cold thing has progressed
SO without any shame im just gonna say that if anyone wants to bring me any food designed for sick people...then go ahead...go right on ahead
It's not.