Apologies

I am very sorry for disrespecting sister Johnson like i did, i have come to my senses and realized how far i was taken by my stupidity. Sorry for those i offended. It's never right to disrespect someone, my apologies.




Sincerely,
Austin
  • the_sexy_mosher
    Though you have been imprisoned, your legacy will live on! I the Mourning Star shall become a solo artist and dedicate all of my new songs to you and I might even cover one or two of our old tunes. I shall ne'er forget the jams we most assuredly kicked out. I shall love thee always and forever my fallen comrade. May your soul be at peace.
    by the_sexy_mosher at 03/02/07 12:09AM
  • juju
    you haven't written anything in awhile.
    by juju at 03/25/07 8:23PM
  • super_swillis
    Yeah it's kinda boring to be honest. We miss you!
    by super_swillis at 03/25/07 9:02PM
  • nature_girl
    Yeah!
    by nature_girl at 03/29/07 2:35PM
  • super_swillis
    Are you allowed back on here yet?
    by super_swillis at 01/09/08 1:38PM
  • texasboy
    by texasboy at 04/24/08 1:15PM

Journal 4/23/2056

Something confirms to the anti-toxicity of peanut butter. It has a roundness about it that brings the morning sun and a scent that rises the stars from the deep abyss. Granted that i only could obtain it. It makes the green grass grow greeny. And the blue sea blue. . .y. Going out from it i start to creep along the baseboards of life, scooping up all the cobwebbs and dead carcasses of insects- looking as a battlefield of man versus roach with torn off limbs..from both sides. Blood. . .blood everywhere. I turn to my com-radd. . .Mornin'star to check my location, only to find him limbless and in a wheelchair. We were soon blown up. Not from a grenade. . .or a small pumpkin. But rather a bullet that pierced his oxygen tank and shrap-nailed us into the wall. This wall was pale white. Soft, softer than any thing i'd felt in years, almost like a baby's bottom. . .but not a baby's bosom. It had much give to it and sent me reminiscing to the times at the mall when i laid down on those NASA beds. And how the glass of red wine just wouldn't spill. I remember this all as he talks to me. All while he examines my every physical twitch. My every cartwheel. My every breath. . . . . .


Captain Rick
Day 027
  • super_swillis
    lol Austin this post is why I love you lol You always make me laugh even when I feel like crying
    by super_swillis at 02/16/07 3:54PM
  • super_swillis
    So are you upset Nick told me I could come to you if I was confused?
    by super_swillis at 02/16/07 8:04PM
  • nature_girl
    Yeah I'm confused.first you said I was Emo and then you said I was Anti metal so which is it!!!...I'm not your five year old friend n-e more...lol
    by nature_girl at 02/17/07 4:09PM
  • nature_girl
    Why did you ruin ks face :-(...
    by nature_girl at 02/17/07 11:15PM
  • super_swillis
    Did you see the quiz results I put up just for you? The one that said I was emo? lol Do you think I am emo...?
    by super_swillis at 02/18/07 9:09PM
  • nature_girl
    So did you go to laser tag with everyone else?
    by nature_girl at 02/18/07 11:02PM
  • the_sexy_mosher
    If you have recieved this message Cap'n, I fear it is already too late! The midnight hour is upon us as the Raven prepares for its final hunt. If you have recieved this message know this; through meditation and prayer I have successfully regenerated 3 of my four limbs. The left leg is giving me fits as it keep regenerating as an undead squid tentacle. But I must conclude for time is short and Quadaxers draw nigh! Know that if you find a man in a pale forest grean tube sock, you must recite the appendecies of the Emancipation Proclamation backwards and in Sanskrit for he will be able to house you from the oncoming storm. Weather Mother Nature's fury with a sound mind my compatriot, for all minds make sounds as the synapses connect. -Mourning Star
    by the_sexy_mosher at 02/19/07 9:04AM
  • the_sexy_mosher
    PS....... I miss you Puddin' Lung lol smiley face rofl afk asap brb asl ?!&*%?
    by the_sexy_mosher at 02/19/07 9:06AM
  • the_sexy_mosher
    jk lol smiley face smileyface
    by the_sexy_mosher at 02/19/07 9:06AM
  • mbeiro88
    what ????
    by mbeiro88 at 02/19/07 2:35PM
  • ashlina
    hey! whats up?! me nothin really just sittin in class being really bored! oh yeah and im watchin the louisville game... they are killin! lOl anywho! i was droppin by to show you some of that good ashley lovin! lOl! ♥ ashley
    by ashlina at 03/15/07 1:12PM

Ode to Morningstar

I scoped a headline on my homes-page that said "teens get 10 years for cooking a puppy".

2 questions came to my mind....

1.) Were they moshing and accidently moshed the puppy into the oven or frying pan which was mysteriously flaming hot.

2.) Were they mexican?



Captain Rick
  • the_sexy_mosher
    The implication that only mexicans can eat puppies is really offensive. You are setting back equality at least 5 five; back in a time where Taco Bell decided only to employ Chihuahua's as official spokesdogs. This outlandish favoritism isn't appreciated be either me or God. Repent!
    by the_sexy_mosher at 02/11/07 1:08PM
  • phoenixfire
    hmmm they were from spain
    by phoenixfire at 02/12/07 4:35PM
  • vhphil
    Us fat people eat puppies, too. I'm not even a little bit Mexican. I don't eat Mexican puppies, however. Does that mean I'm a racist?
    by vhphil at 02/14/07 8:29AM

The greek anihilation

Morningstar?...o' morningstar...have you returned to the vast pit of anthropy?
  • the_sexy_mosher
    Avast me Matey! It tis I! The star that mourns noon and night. Draw thy sword and together we shall conquer the weak and feeble minded infestation that we both loath. Together our powers will combine to create THE CAP'N CRUNK. It it shall fight evil for all time. The end.
    by the_sexy_mosher at 02/09/07 4:03PM

Peanut Butter and Women

torque and baby powder
motor oil and cheerios
jello and the FFA
fire extinguishers and the A-bomb
farts and perfume
dried grapes and raisins.
  • phoenixfire
    aha hmmmmm
    by phoenixfire at 02/05/07 4:42PM
  • frogkisser
    So, you were missed at Xway yesterday, Mr. Austin.
    by frogkisser at 02/05/07 6:38PM
  • nature_girl
    you have a very strange mind...lol
    by nature_girl at 02/06/07 12:53PM
  • super_swillis
    I missed you and your random comments in class!
    by super_swillis at 02/06/07 3:07PM
  • juju
    dried plums and prunes
    by juju at 02/06/07 6:07PM
  • nature_girl
    lol...Hey! go to my blog to see a pic of Knight Shade.lqtms..that is such a lame name but hey Nick got to name him thats what you get when you let Nick name things...lqtms I've been calling him Shady Nick probly wont like it very much whe thats all he'll answer to...!
    by nature_girl at 02/06/07 9:20PM