Well, it seems that only about 2 people weren't overly cynical, resistant to sarcasm
( admittedly a weak form ), contextually ignorant, a holder of the belief that stupidity is just stupid, or just plain didn't like me. The upside is that I know a lot more people on here like that than I thought. I don't have time right now to put all of you in my buddies but I will do soon. The moon is rising and therefore losing it's orange color, so I must go. Take it easy guys.
WARNING- The humor contained in this
post is not for everyone!! You might
experience difficulty if you are overly
cynical, resistant to sarcasm, context-
ually ignorant, or a holder of the
belief that stupidity is just plain
Hi everyone. My name is Ben. I used to be violently anti-pleonast for no particular reason, and I still am. The only reason I joined was so I could read Seth Mauldin's amusingly twisted perspectives on the real life happenings that happen to him without feeling like a freeloader because I wasn't a pleonaster. I also want to read Dr. Corndog's randomly silly comments about Seth's disproportionate accounts of his life experiences. I also want to know any future develeopments in mr.wiser's life at approximately the time they happen. I also want to let everyone know that I once helped the Founder ( Kennen!! ) move. He gave me a pair of 20 lb. weights that he didn't want to take with him and that are now enshrined in his shrine in the corner of my room. As such a close personal friend of the Founder, I expect lots of worship, respect, love, fervent adoration, blind devotion, ritual oblation and any other synonym you find in your friendly neighborhood thesaurus. Since I'm so violently anti-pleonast, I will post at the most frequent rate of once every other time the moon turns orange.
Man, it feels good to belong somewhere after all this time!
Now, I go in quest of Advil! Thinking up synonyms and sentences of such gratuitous complexity has given me a migraine.