Such a warm welcome......

at 03/02/04 9:45PM
Well, it seems that only about 2 people weren't overly cynical, resistant to sarcasm
( admittedly a weak form ), contextually ignorant, a holder of the belief that stupidity is just stupid, or just plain didn't like me. The upside is that I know a lot more people on here like that than I thought. I don't have time right now to put all of you in my buddies but I will do soon. The moon is rising and therefore losing it's orange color, so I must go. Take it easy guys.
  • leelers
    u are random.
    by leelers at 03/02/04 9:49PM
  • brewer
    Well, here's fair warning for everyone who doesn't know Ben well. He thinks he is MUCH funnier than he really is. :^P
    by brewer at 03/02/04 11:07PM
  • iammountainfolk
    he just thinks he is much funny.
    by iammountainfolk at 03/03/04 2:52PM
  • iammountainfolk
    can we deride you like this?
    by iammountainfolk at 03/03/04 2:52PM
  • barefootmusicsquirrel
    here's a happy welcome to the 'nasty.
    by barefootmusicsquirrel at 03/03/04 3:14PM

I just got here.....

at 03/02/04 11:14AM
WARNING- The humor contained in this
post is not for everyone!! You might
experience difficulty if you are overly
cynical, resistant to sarcasm, context-
ually ignorant, or a holder of the
belief that stupidity is just plain
stupid.

Hi everyone. My name is Ben. I used to be violently anti-pleonast for no particular reason, and I still am. The only reason I joined was so I could read Seth Mauldin's amusingly twisted perspectives on the real life happenings that happen to him without feeling like a freeloader because I wasn't a pleonaster. I also want to read Dr. Corndog's randomly silly comments about Seth's disproportionate accounts of his life experiences. I also want to know any future develeopments in mr.wiser's life at approximately the time they happen. I also want to let everyone know that I once helped the Founder ( Kennen!! ) move. He gave me a pair of 20 lb. weights that he didn't want to take with him and that are now enshrined in his shrine in the corner of my room. As such a close personal friend of the Founder, I expect lots of worship, respect, love, fervent adoration, blind devotion, ritual oblation and any other synonym you find in your friendly neighborhood thesaurus. Since I'm so violently anti-pleonast, I will post at the most frequent rate of once every other time the moon turns orange.
Man, it feels good to belong somewhere after all this time!
Now, I go in quest of Advil! Thinking up synonyms and sentences of such gratuitous complexity has given me a migraine.
  • tu_madre
    confusion reigns supreme in the quest for logical flow of ordinary thought during the perusing of this meager testimony.
    by tu_madre at 03/02/04 11:20AM
  • busterbrown1001
    is this who i think this is?
    by busterbrown1001 at 03/02/04 11:21AM
  • herofortheday
    tu_madre, I don;t know whether to thank you or scold you for not reading the warning carefully. I will cogratulate you on the supreme sentence of gratuitous complexity. buster: You just saw me a month ago. Do you so soon forget?
    by herofortheday at 03/02/04 11:39AM
  • herofortheday
    The ' and ; buttons are right next to each other!!!!!
    by herofortheday at 03/02/04 11:40AM
  • wilsonlx
    hey ben!!! its lori here! hope you're doin good dude!
    by wilsonlx at 03/02/04 12:42PM
  • iammountainfolk
    you should probably at least spell Kennon's name right if you expect praise and admiration from Me, you monkey
    by iammountainfolk at 03/02/04 1:28PM
  • andrew87
    i think i know this feller too. hey, this is brian. harber.
    by andrew87 at 03/02/04 1:41PM
  • dr_corndog
    Yes, you made it. Good for you. Yes, Micah, this is who you think it is.
    by dr_corndog at 03/02/04 1:53PM
  • dr_corndog
    BTW, link to Savannah and Jessalyn.
    by dr_corndog at 03/02/04 1:54PM
  • brewer
    Well, your name is Ben, and Aaron Collier called you a monkey. Hmmmm... Ben Williamson?
    by brewer at 03/02/04 2:08PM
  • busterbrown1001
    ^it sure does
    by busterbrown1001 at 03/02/04 3:15PM
  • brewer
    I wonder how long it took him to look up all those words in the Microsoft Word thesaurus...
    by brewer at 03/02/04 3:30PM
  • natethegreat
    oh no, i can't believe that ben williamson is on pleonast
    by natethegreat at 03/02/04 4:40PM
  • jeffh
    what's up ben? you know more people on here then you though..
    by jeffh at 03/02/04 7:47PM
  • jeffh
    t
    by jeffh at 03/02/04 7:47PM
  • dr_corndog
    No, he really talks like [a nerd] that. Ben, I'll never understand why your name is "herofortheday" when the song is Hero of the Day.
    by dr_corndog at 03/02/04 7:47PM
  • rebekah
    oh. I thought it said "here for the day." I guess I could read things closer.
    by rebekah at 03/02/04 8:24PM
  • leelers
    JELLY BEAN!!!
    by leelers at 03/02/04 9:45PM
  • leelers
    =)
    by leelers at 03/02/04 9:47PM