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i am jack's stream of consciousness by fullofgrace

nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the american public. ~ h. l. mencken # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
  • nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the american public. ~ h. l. mencken
  • a government that robs peter to pay paul can always depend on the support of paul. ~ george bernard shaw
  • i will not eat oysters. i want my food dead. not sick. not wounded. dead. ~ woody allen
  • i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ rita rudner
  • there cannot be a crisis next week. my schedule is already full. ~ henry a. kissinger
  • tragedy is when I cut my finger. comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. ~ mel brooks
  • a taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. ~ jessamyn west
  • my fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them. ~ mitch hedberg
  • the satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. ~ peter de vries
  • i must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. ~ mark twain
  • there is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. ~ don herold
  • a psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ~ joey adams
  • how can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? ~ oscar wilde
  • the human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ~ george jessel
  • this film cost $31 million. with that kind of money I could have invaded some country. ~ clint eastwood
  • i don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. ~ m. c. escher
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nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the american public. ~ h. l. mencken
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