Can someone give me a run down on how to post pictures in this crazy world we call pleonast. I would really apprecaite it.

Sometimes things get real wierd.
In the Mad World, so it seems Todd.
Hello to all who have said hello. I shall try to write more to each later on. Why is music so powefull? I think I need to go to sleep.

Dear friends, lovers, friends of lovers, family, fellow FC gruaduates, enimies, rivals, rivaling enimies, people I barely know, people I wish I barely knew, chums, NBA stars, fellow video game junkies, plain ol junkies, people I cannot wait to hear more from and people that I wish I would never hear from again.
This is Erik R. Buckman coming at you live via the internet. I must admit that I was content at just browsing everyone elses blogs to see what was going on and not writing myself, but then TBZ ruined it all. I just did not want to write about my life or in depth thoughts or even preach my wacked out pharasicall ideas with everyone for fear of all getting jealous. You see my life as of now is almost perfect. Lend me your ear and I will explain. I have the most T-riffic wife in the world (though I am sure Roxanne would be a close second but I turned away her advances years ago), I live in a beautiful house, I have a great group of pals to hang with (but if Todd, scott, Haverstock, Dean, Gabe, Kempen would move here I would ditch them in a heartbeat) I am extremely well paid as a Freelance Good Timer. Do not be fooled it is not the same as a prostitute. I get that a lot. I am very much overwieght, some might say obese (Extremely fat; grossly overweight. See Synonyms at fat, as described by Dictionary.com)I am still an active member in the CROTWUU1NRE or comic readears of the world unite under one nerd ruled empire, I have an enourmous toy or action figure, if you will, collection. I have a long flowing hair. My brother is still awsome and we hang and he just bought me Xbox live. I have a godson and goddaughter (see Tobias, Timothy and Tobias, Breanna) Which doesn't actually mean anything because we are not Catholic, thank Baal for that, but I love to say that I am one anyway cause they are two of the cutiest keeeds ever. My great nieces are getting old enough to appreciate me. I love the church I attend, and I got to have pizza bites last night.
So you all can now see why I feel that you might get mad at my perfect life. Please remember that it is an almost perfect life, you see Evie "my dog" lives at my parents house and that is just tearing me apart. Me and my lovely young bride just don't have the time to keep a dog and so my life has a little sadness in it.
Thank you all for taking the time and caring energy to read my first real blog entry. Remember that I still have a ridiculous sense of humor and if you were offended by anthing I said then dont come back. Except for Roxanne who will be rightly offended cause I said I turned down her advances, you have to come back and love me no matter what. Lastly I live in Fort Worth Texas in case you did not know. And if you are in the area let me know and I will give you half off of my going rate and we can hang or you can sleep in my guest room. Or my room if you want to pay full price DANG WHAT!?