On Marriage and Crazy Ferret Hijinks

Guess who's still alive!

Still haven't floated back down to earth yet. This marriage thing...I could totally get used to this :) The honeymoon was amazing--West Virginia is gorgeous. We've been fixing up the purple house, hanging pictures and arranging furniture. It looks like a house inside--now to conquer the landscaping!

And bless him, Trent let me bring my boys with me. Erik and Philip have been enjoying their new home. However, Erik hasn't been without his misadventures...

A TALE OF TWO FERRETS

We brought my ferrets home the Sunday after we got back from the honeymoon. We wanted to thoroughly scrub out their cage before we permeated our house with eau de ferret, so we turned them lose in what we thought was a ferret-proof laundry room. Now, Trent had not hooked up our drier to the vent yet. We all know that the drier vent leads outside, right?

Right-o, we all know where this story is going now.

We covered the hole to the outside vent with a heavy tool box and we left for evening services. We were deep in conversation when we pulled into our driveway that evening. Did I mention that the drier vent comes out over the driveway? It does. Our deep conversation ended abruptly when I said quietly, "The drier vent had a screen over it, didn't it?" Mr. Screen was laying there politely on the driveway. I beat Trent to the laundry room and there was Philip lazing by the air conditioning vent. Erik was gone.

I promptly became very upset.

There were about 10 minutes of frantic running about with flashlights and calling Erik. Then Trent came out with his own flashlight and suggested I stop and think about what Erik would do. Erik would find the closest wall and follow it until he found a place to hide. The closest wall was the house. And the closest holes were under the central unit. Trent started opening the crawl space door under the house when he heard scratching on the other side of it. He told me to start calling Erik and, as soon as there was a large enough opening, little Erik peeked out timidly. He didn't seem to mind me hugging him tightly. And Trent didn't seem to mind being caught in a group hug with a very dusty ferret.

But Erik didn't stop there.

Couple of days ago, we turned them out in the laundry room again so we could give the cage another scrubbing. I returned to the laundry room for who-knows-what and noticed that I only saw Philip chilling out on the floor. I felt ill. The drier vent was covered and duct-taped. The air vent was duct-taped. Where could the little idiot be? I paused by the washing machine, which was sitting there with the lid up. You know the feeling you get when something isn't quite right? I got that feeling about then. So I glance down inside the washing machine. There was Erik, half covered in cold, soapy water. He got a quick rinse and I closed the washing machine, thinking that was that. A few minutes later, I was talking to Trent outside and happened to glance up at the laundry room window.

Erik was dancing about joyfully on top of the washing machine.

This time, I disassembled his staircase--he was climbing up two paintcans and a box to get on top of the folding table, which was against the machine. He's a smart little bugger. Philip's smart too--he just doesn't care.

But yay for ferrets anyway!

And I wanted to thank everyone for the well-wishes. God has blessed me richly in many ways--including giving me Christian friends who keep us in their thoughts. Thanks to all of you.

O, and did I mention that we don't have Internet access at the purple house? We don't, thus the not-posting-ness.

¡Ciao!
  • autiger1010
    Yay for fun stories that make me smile! Look forward to coming to see the purple house. :) So sorry about the other night...I'd forget my head some days if it wasn't attached...stupid CPR renewal!
    by autiger1010 at 07/12/07 3:47PM
  • lori_in_pa
    I don't know about ^^^ him, but I'm going for more than 50!
    by lori_in_pa at 07/12/07 4:50PM
  • lori_in_pa
    I'm glad to hear you are both well, but I may never visit if the ferrets are still in residence -- fair warning.
    by lori_in_pa at 07/12/07 4:51PM
  • stephydiane34
    Heh..heh..ferrets. :)
    by stephydiane34 at 07/12/07 11:03PM
  • midgetattack
    You have the most adorably mischevious ferrets ever. 8D I just want to squeedle them. ((Squeedle: A mix of a cuddle and a "squee!"))
    by midgetattack at 07/17/07 2:55PM
  • elmaravillo
    Philip? I like Felip better. or maybe you just spell badly!
    by elmaravillo at 07/19/07 8:30PM
  • autiger1010
    Thanks for having us; we really enjoyed it! We really love being up here with everyone! Wish things weren't so crazy busy right now so we could enjoy it more!
    by autiger1010 at 07/28/07 9:17PM
  • snoopy
    That sounds like an awesome idea! However, I'm flying so I can't :(
    by snoopy at 08/13/07 9:41PM
  • split_rock
    Thanks!
    by split_rock at 08/17/07 3:14AM
  • aliceinwonderland
    You read Megatokyo too?!
    by aliceinwonderland at 08/17/07 9:52PM
  • aliceinwonderland
    Sweeettt!
    by aliceinwonderland at 08/22/07 9:25PM
  • midgetattack
    Bek bought me a boo plushie for my birthday. xD
    by midgetattack at 08/23/07 4:29PM
  • midgetattack
    ((Beck-Y))
    by midgetattack at 08/23/07 4:29PM
  • makingusmile
    You're invited to celebrate something special for Kimi and Andy Cravens. Look at my newest post here for details :D
    by makingusmile at 09/27/07 12:29PM
  • makingusmile

    CHECK IT OUT HERE!!
    by makingusmile at 10/02/07 9:42AM

You know I'm scared, but that's not the same as being afraid...

So...it's about here...

I have to admit that I'm just a little scared. I looked around my room the other night, with its little bed, the windows that look out at the backyard and the mountains beyond, the ferrets, the desk, the family all around me, and I realized I will be leaving all that behind me. The dinners at the table, the goodnight prayers and kisses, holding the dogs in my lap. It's hard not to cry just think about it. This is the life I've known for 21 years.

And it's all about to change completely.

I'm about to leave behind everything that's been so comfortable and start something totally new. But as Sister Hazel put it, "You know I'm scared, but that's not the same as being afraid." This is life, this is change--it's inevitable. Not only is it inevitable, but it's right, it's what God intended. And it's OK. Those flutters in my tummy aren't nervousness or fear. It's just the trepidation of plunging headlong into the unknown.

I wouldn't have it any other way, really, and I've been waiting impatiently for this moment for 9 months or more now. I can't wait to marry Trent, to be Mrs. Dutton, to submit to him, to love and be loved by him. It's perfect. It's more than I could ever ask for. This is it. All that's required to have it is to embrace change with open arms and a smile. So that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Sure, there will be a bit of grieving for the past, for what I left behind. But that is nothing compared to the new life I will have with the man I love, and I know he'll be there to support me when it hits home that I won't be kissing Mom goodnight anymore or saying the prayer with the family. God did something wonderful beyond comprehension when He created this union of husband and wife.

And I gotta admit, having an on-demand cuddle buddy is going to rock.

So that's my introspection, probably my last as Ms. Rebekah. That's just so cool...I'm gonna go revel in it a bit ;)

  • ed
    So happy for you guys!! just wish we could be there with you! any chance of a last minute change of venue.....maybe Down Under???
    by ed at 05/23/07 9:05PM
  • autiger1010
    I'm so exicited for y'all!! Looking forward to Friday and seeing you all aglow! :) Now that I can speak from experience ;)...the first year is a lot of adjustment, but is absolutely wonderful. You are definitely right about the on demand cuddle buddy! :) Everything does change, but you are also gaining a wonderful husband with a wonderful family of his own. Congratulations! Oh...and sorry I didn't get your call...Mama and I have been in Memphis since Monday...I think we were touring Graceland when you called. See you Friday!
    by autiger1010 at 05/23/07 10:25PM
  • bzyabsma
    Good luck, we hope to be at the wedding, if everything goes as planned! If not, and I'm sure you won't remember if I was there or not, hope everything goes great in the wedding and beyond!!
    by bzyabsma at 05/24/07 12:40AM
  • snoopy
    I love you Bek! And I am so excited that I am getting to share this moment with you!
    by snoopy at 05/24/07 10:54AM
  • laurar209
    Wow... you almost made me cry with longing, but since I'm at work on lunch-break, I thought it best to save the emotions. Many, many happy wishes for your lovely day and wonderful life together... Rebekah (almost!) Dutton. :)
    by laurar209 at 05/24/07 12:08PM
  • usagi
    yeah, i'm gonna miss my little sister ;_;
    by usagi at 05/24/07 2:19PM
  • malissa
    It is wonderful that you know and recognize the great blessing your family and life up till now has been. I know that by raising you so close to God your folks have prepared you for the next phase. God is smiling richly on you ... enjoy every second.
    by malissa at 05/24/07 2:21PM
  • karen
    It's a wonderful day for getting married! Congrats to the both of you! :) (Remember to breathe)
    by karen at 05/25/07 6:21AM
  • usagi
    congrats...i miss you already...your room is so empty
    by usagi at 05/25/07 10:31PM
  • disastermaster
    Yea, I remember it being scary, but 22 years later, I would not change a thing. By the way, the cuddle buddy thing does rock. You looked beautiful tonight and Trent seems like a great guy. Work together and things will go well for you. Also remember, we are always here if you need anything.
    by disastermaster at 05/25/07 11:31PM
  • dixiedawn
    CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D
    by dixiedawn at 05/26/07 3:20PM
  • just2seeusmile
    ...im certain its scary for everyone, the first two months after I got married I cried at least once a day just about. Jsut the fact that my husband was at work and i was home, alone in a new house and pulling out things that use to be in my bedroom (which i was able to take with me)......but its been almost two years and i wouldnt have had it any other way. You can get through this girl, always know i'm here for you. Congrats on your new beginning and if you get lonely ill give you my # and be glad to talk to you for as long as it makes you feel better! I love you Bek!
    by just2seeusmile at 06/14/07 10:48AM
  • quack
    So do you think eventually you'll come back to earth and post some pictures or something?
    by quack at 06/16/07 9:44PM
  • lori_in_pa
    Time for your first married woman post!
    by lori_in_pa at 06/23/07 6:47AM
  • split_rock
    Yes, I was thinking that, as well! Miss you!
    by split_rock at 06/23/07 7:53AM
  • usagi
    as far as i know...they don't exactly have internet access atm
    by usagi at 06/28/07 9:30AM
  • midgetattack
    YAY CONGRATSSSSSSSSS!
    by midgetattack at 07/01/07 3:25PM
  • elmaravillo
    you're extremely old now.
    by elmaravillo at 07/09/07 7:48PM

05/18/07 11:41AM

Dare I say it?



6 days, 6 hours, and 15 minutes from now....








'Bout time already!!
  • lyndie
    I'm ready to throw some birdseed!!!
    by lyndie at 05/18/07 11:47AM
  • electric_weazel
    Ha! No hard projectiles for you people! Flower petals!
    by electric_weazel at 05/18/07 2:18PM
  • karen
    WOW how time flies! Enjoy every minute!
    by karen at 05/18/07 4:30PM
  • midgetattack
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    by midgetattack at 05/18/07 9:07PM
  • usagi
    if only i had that computer to give you :(
    by usagi at 05/19/07 12:42AM
  • split_rock
    Oooo, it's getting closer! I expect you'd like to fast forward through these hectic days and hours . . . . but try to slow down and enjoy every minute you can. I'm excited for you!
    by split_rock at 05/19/07 11:46AM
  • karen
    Just think, this time next week you two will be married!
    by karen at 05/19/07 5:51PM
  • midgetattack
    no i was driving the colonel lee. .
    by midgetattack at 05/19/07 8:42PM
  • quack
    Hurray!
    by quack at 05/20/07 8:51AM
  • purplenfuzzy
    ahh im so excited for you!!!!
    by purplenfuzzy at 05/20/07 9:09AM
  • snoopy
    I love you!
    by snoopy at 05/22/07 6:10PM
  • lyndie
    TOMORROW!
    by lyndie at 05/23/07 12:39PM
  • lyndie
    ok, not tomorrow... tomorrow's tomorrow. *nod*
    by lyndie at 05/23/07 2:36PM

It's Jam Time!

Ladies and gentlemen, classes are over. I have passed. I am a senior. I don't plan on thinking again until Fall.

Now in the final throws of planning mode. My hand's about to fall off, but I have only 4 thankyous left to write (for now).

Get to see many relatives soonly.

16 more days...I think I can make it..........the wait...ish killing me..................................................

*snurgle*

My boss, Kenny, walked in the other day and saw me putting on some makeup.

"That ain't gonna help you none," he said with his tough, retired drill instructor drawl.

"Well, Ken, I saw what a good job it did for you, so I thought I'd try some..."


I love my job :)
  • stephydiane34
    BAHAHA. :)
    by stephydiane34 at 05/08/07 3:36PM
  • snoopy
    lol! I can't wait to see you!
    by snoopy at 05/08/07 6:09PM
  • midgetattack
    Lol...that's great. And I did realize that you're a bit old to be a fawn. What about deering?
    by midgetattack at 05/08/07 6:23PM
  • midgetattack
    what webcomics do you like?
    by midgetattack at 05/08/07 6:50PM
  • split_rock
    16 days! Wow! They'll go fast!
    by split_rock at 05/08/07 7:54PM
  • lyndie
    Go you!
    You need a wedding ticker over there for your countdown. :)
    by lyndie at 05/08/07 8:48PM
  • purplenfuzzy
    haha
    by purplenfuzzy at 05/10/07 5:53PM
  • snoopy
    just sent you my flight info!
    by snoopy at 05/13/07 7:51AM

On Snarkiness

So I drive by the same Baptist Church every day. And this Baptist Church has one of those big signs in the front with announcements and stuff on it. This particular sign has been announcing the Church's Easter Egg Hunt even before Easter. Until yesterday.

Yesterday, the sign changed.

It now reads: "The deacons told me to change this, so I did."





Someone must have found a rotten Easter egg.

:)

  • lyndie
    very nice!
    by lyndie at 04/26/07 1:00PM
  • bzyabsma
    ha ha
    by bzyabsma at 04/26/07 4:48PM
  • snoopy
    It's a gallary! The theme of Spring Banquet was masquerade :D
    by snoopy at 04/26/07 5:35PM
  • snoopy
    *gallery
    by snoopy at 04/26/07 5:36PM
  • purplenfuzzy
    LoL
    by purplenfuzzy at 04/26/07 8:08PM
  • quack
    HA!
    by quack at 04/26/07 10:19PM
  • johndeere4450
    hey hope you are having a great weekend!! Love you lots!!
    by johndeere4450 at 04/27/07 10:31PM
  • split_rock
    Thanks. You're very right about impromptu gifts!
    by split_rock at 05/04/07 5:24AM
  • autiger1010
    Where are you two registered? :)
    by autiger1010 at 05/06/07 11:06PM
  • midgetattack
    Lol... that's great. There was this Baptist church on the way to Westview that always had the funniest signs.
    by midgetattack at 05/07/07 7:28PM
  • midgetattack
    Oh and btw, your boyfriend is MUCH more attractive sans the tounge. :)
    by midgetattack at 05/07/07 7:28PM
  • stephydiane34
    You'd better be careful, Bek. She's pretty sneaky...
    by stephydiane34 at 05/07/07 7:38PM
  • stephydiane34
    And it's tongue. ^__-
    by stephydiane34 at 05/07/07 7:38PM
  • electric_weazel
    Hehehe...thanks
    by electric_weazel at 05/08/07 2:50PM