THE LEGISLATOR'S PRAYER
"Our budget, which art in shambles,
Nightmare be thy name.
Thy reckoning hath come,
The damage will be done,
Statewide, as it is in our home districts.
Give us this day new sources of revenue,
And forgive us our double-talk
as we raise prices and call them "fees."
And lead us not into the clutches of special interests,
But deliver us from voter backlash in November.
For thou must be balanced regardless of consequences,
For ever and ever, Amen."
(By Chan Lowe, JWR Daily Update)
Nightmare be thy name.
Thy reckoning hath come,
The damage will be done,
Statewide, as it is in our home districts.
Give us this day new sources of revenue,
And forgive us our double-talk
as we raise prices and call them "fees."
And lead us not into the clutches of special interests,
But deliver us from voter backlash in November.
For thou must be balanced regardless of consequences,
For ever and ever, Amen."
(By Chan Lowe, JWR Daily Update)