Oompa Loompa's for McCain

at 10/15/08 1:53PM
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

What will you get if you vote for Barack?
He talks about change and defeat in Iraq.
What makes you want such a socialist state?
Is Russia really all that great?

No freedom of expression.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not fooled, then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
  • danielstephen
    lol
    by danielstephen at 10/15/08 4:58PM
  • monica
    makes me want to sing :)
    by monica at 10/24/08 5:54PM
  • metcala
    Hi its your cousin Ashley. When is your wedding?
    by metcala at 11/03/08 12:39AM
  • kimbond
    good luck this week mike, congratulations!
    by kimbond at 01/06/09 1:28AM
  • lynny
    Congratulations!
    by lynny at 01/14/09 10:34AM

Over a Year Out

at 03/13/07 3:25PM
It's a little early to start making predictions on this sort of thing, and given that I'm an accountant and this is tax season I'm not in any place to do much research on politics but of all the people out there mentioned as possibilities for or actively pursuing the presidency I haven't been particularly interested in anyone until recently.

So Fred Thompson has said he might think about it. Which at this point is the smart play, though it may save a little time if politicos would just tell us if they aren't going to run. I say it's the smart play because the election is in November... next year... 21 months from now.

Now on to Sen. Thompson.

I think he seems like a good guy and he looks, on my first pass, to have the conservative bona fides. I'm not sure that he's another Reagan, but I think he could play one in the White House.
  • jenbug
    He's the only one I decided to actually read about. I mean the guy is on Law and Order. He can't be bad.
    by jenbug at 03/13/07 3:26PM
  • globetrotter
    And the late Jerry Orbach could be his VP.
    by globetrotter at 03/13/07 4:00PM
  • goonie
    With a constantly changing field (9 or something like that) it is good to see someone with a name and some conservative values.
    by goonie at 03/13/07 4:08PM
  • globetrotter
    you've been tagged. I can see you rolling your eyes right now. Stop it.
    by globetrotter at 03/23/07 11:57PM
  • reouch
    Michael Medved said he wasn't good on Tort reform (sp)(you know he a lawyer)I like him so far... and Newt, but he's got the adultry thing and a particurlay piercing negative media focus... the Mass governer has me concerned but maybe... politics is crazy... and so was the AQUA TEENAGE HUNGER FORCE movie
    by reouch at 04/16/07 12:33PM
  • skinns
    I am a fan of Mr. Thompson. I would even give him some of my money if he decided to run. P.S. I liked your little joke at the end of the post. very clever.
    by skinns at 04/19/07 2:39PM
  • hamm0ndeggs
    heh. nice. oh. I have a Wii. :D
    by hamm0ndeggs at 05/12/07 6:03AM
  • justg
    The word on the street is that he is a baptized believer. His mom, Ruth, goes to Brentwood church of Christ. FYI
    by justg at 06/08/07 8:36PM
  • tickets
    If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh

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    by tickets at 09/28/07 2:13PM

New Law

at 03/06/07 1:00PM
It's official. We have a ruling in a federal court. It is now illegal to be a Republican.

That's the only explaination I can come up with.

"Scooter" Libby was just convicted on 4 of 5 charges brought against him, relating lying to a federal prosecutor in regards to actions which were not crimes.

So basically the jury found that a man should go to prison for making two different statements months apart over specific conversations months after he had them.
  • goonie
    It's absurd that this entire matter is over "He said, She said"
    by goonie at 03/06/07 2:46PM
  • skinns
    have you heard about fred Thompson? What do you think? He said that he would pardon Scooter right now.
    by skinns at 03/12/07 3:27PM

A Question for the Ages

at 01/22/07 3:19PM
This has been nagging me for a couple of days now.

Who would win in a fight: Clint Eastwood in Pale Ride or Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven?
  • hamm0ndeggs
    I think Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven, provided he's got some whiskey in him.
    by hamm0ndeggs at 01/22/07 5:11PM
  • kimbond
    the clint eastwood in Heart Break Ridge would kick both their butts
    by kimbond at 01/23/07 1:22PM
  • hamm0ndeggs
    two words. Space Cowboys.
    by hamm0ndeggs at 01/24/07 1:06AM
  • laurencetureaud
    Every which way but loose
    by laurencetureaud at 01/24/07 6:27PM
  • goonie
    HA!
    by goonie at 01/25/07 9:15AM

Terrorist of America

at 01/15/07 2:39PM
He has returned; Repent!
  • bor
    who are you woody woodpecker?
    by bor at 01/15/07 11:58PM
  • TheMrsCrabtree
    the hour of bauer...such a good, good hour
    by TheMrsCrabtree at 01/17/07 3:48PM
  • globetrotter
    I love it when Jack gets mad and... wait... I don't want to be a spoiler.
    by globetrotter at 03/05/07 10:51PM