Who Would You Be In The Zombie Apocalypse?

at 08/18/11 12:53AM
Select which of the following characters you would be or would like to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

DR KRAZE:
The mad scientist who searches for a cure by experimenting on the undead... but that's not all that goes on in this deranged genius's lab.

REVENGER:
Dr. Kraze's greatest creation, a half ton, 10 ft tall, bionic destroyer whose primary offensive move is to throw cars at things.

THE COLONEL:
Long after the military is gone, he's still the colonel- a leader bent on restoring order, and he has an endless array of guns with which to do it.

WASP:
By day, this ex-special ops sniper picks off zombies from every rooftop in the city. By night, he cruises around in a vehicle that can only be described as the "Batmobile" of the apocalypse.

EVE:
Genetically altered by Dr. Kraze, she is a carrier of the cure and immune to the virus. One side affect of the the experiment is that she does not age.

MOON:
Behind every zombie apocalypse is a conspiracy, and Moon holds many secrets. She lives indpendently from the other survivors. Is this mystery girl a hero or villain? No one knows.

ELVIS:
Elvis appears unkillable to the humans. Despite infection, he seems to have retained some intelligence. Furthermore, he's strangely good-looking for a zombie.
  • deblue
    Wasp... snipers have the coolest job in any apocalyptic scenario and the awesome car really seals the deal.
    by deblue at 08/18/11 12:54AM
  • sonya05
    I know it's not a listed option, but I would be the owner of this house : http://whatsupkuwait.com/2011/05/22/worlds-most-secure-house-zombie-apocalypse-approved/
    by sonya05 at 08/18/11 9:38PM

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a an Annoying Fly

at 12/04/10 3:11AM
Usage Matters
Splitting hairs = to argue over minute details
Splitting hares = to chop bunnies in half

New Year's Resolutions
1. Have only one New Year's resolution.

This Day in History:
On December 3, 2010, I ate a really good sandwich.

Note to Self
Read your notes.

Seasonal Miscellania
I can't walk down the candy aisles in December. Everything has a mint version, and it kills me to not try them all.

Philosophy
What is the meaning of life? The opposite of the meaning of death.

The Paranormal Side
We have a lightbulb that unscrews itself. Cool, huh?

Famous Quotes
"I am Batman" ~anonymous
  • fmr1222
    Your posts are always so enlightening and enjoyable. :)
    by fmr1222 at 12/04/10 10:09AM
  • hillabilly
    Seasonal Hazard: It just might kill you if you try all those mint candies.
    Annual Hazard: And, trying all the mint candies just might kill you during any time of the year.
    by hillabilly at 12/13/10 5:42PM
  • deblue
    I doubt it. I've built up a tolerance to sugar like you can't imagine.
    by deblue at 12/15/10 2:41AM

Icing on Thin Treads

at 11/28/10 11:44PM
Keeping the hair... at least for today.

Thought I was losing a tire on Thursday. That's particularly bad because it's already the spare.

Black Friday wasn't bad at all. No kidney stones this time, but the electricity did go out for about 10 minutes around noon.

Our immortal fish are still alive (and still up for adoption, btw).

Classes are ok. I'll be glad to be done with Literature. Can't wait for Web Design II.

Megan created a chocolate banana peanut butter pie. I almost died because it was so good.

Just finished a Harry Potter marathon. I like the series more now that I sat down and watched it straight through. Ready for Deathly Hallows 1 this week.

Also going back through Chuck (the second best series ever). We've seen 1 & 2, so when we finish season 2 again we'll get 3.

The best series ever is Lost, by the way. And that is not an opinion.

Can't stop listening to "Chase This Light" -Jimmy Eat World.

Started writing another story. I know. HAHAHA. Go ahead. Get it out now.

The "Script" is pretty much on standby. Just waiting for Ace to find some time to shoot a dry run of Episode 1. I'm pretty satisfied with the Pilot as it is.

Is it really time for New Year resolutions again? I just finished putting off everything from last year.

All I want for Christmas is two front tires.
  • fmr1222
    I hope Santa brings you the tires! :)
    by fmr1222 at 11/29/10 9:48AM

Hour Trips, Falls Back, 6 Months to Recover

at 11/08/10 3:20AM
Made a cartoon series.

Siamese Dodos
(more on facebook)

Preached this morning. Apart from 2 of 3 wrong verses in the first section, it went pretty well. In case you're wondering, there is no Ps 139:110.

Everyone else gained an hour. I feel like I lost about 8.

Listening to old faves, driving with the windows down, and other nostalgities from my youth... quite awesome.

What a week... DJ for a wedding on Thursday, Ren Fest (again!) on Saturday.

It's amazing how many people have never been camping. Real camping, anyway.

The stuff on my head is driving me nuts. I keep telling myself I'm almost past the hard part, but my hair grows SO SLOW!

I know they make a pill for insomnia. I just don't want to take it.
  • fmr1222
    The stuff on your head is looking good...leave it there, please. :)
    by fmr1222 at 11/08/10 2:32PM

Morons Are Free Entertainment

at 10/23/10 3:02AM *
Here's a list of sports that should exist:

Falling tree dodging
Wind tunnel skating
Glue wrestling
Flaming darts
100 m slide
Airplane bunjee jumping
Bubblewrap popping
Stilt dancing
Blowdarting
Packing peanut tennis
Zombie racing
Armored boxing
Fly catching
Snowball racing
Bomb golf
Mashed potato wakeboarding