Bible Study and singing at my house. Saturday night 6:00-8:00. Everyone is welcome!!!!!

Wil and I went to the drive in Friday night. It was fun but we got in for half price and i kinda feel guilty about it. Wil never carries cash with him. We got there and they haven't moved into the 21st century yet so they won't take his debit card. Of course the one time I don't take my purse or any cash. We manage to round up $7 somehow. The were going to let us in for the child's price if we could find $8,but we didn't have that. They finally let us in for the price of one ticket($5). I think they just wanted to get us out b/c we were holding up the line. Needless to say it was very adventurous. Wil finally moved into his house on Saturday. Yippii!!!

Also welcome to our new members at El Bethel: Evan and Tammy Lancaster

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you pass gas.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our rear end...then things get worse.
23. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
24. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
25. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
26. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
27. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
28. THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED.

So we were in the office yesterday and it was fairly quite. Wendy(the nurse) heard a little girl running outside. She talked to the girl through the open window. She said she was lost and could not find her mother. This little girl was filthy and had nothing on but a wet diaper and a dirty t-shirt. We dicided to take the little girl next door to the pediactric center before calling the police. The mother was in the waiting room there and started yelling at the little girl for getting out of the car. She then proceeded to go to the car and yell at the brother, who could not have been more than five, for letting the girl get out of the car. We have been informed by our office manager that if a simular situation occurs again that the police or DCS should be called immediately.

Thanks to all who were concerned about my key issues. I owe a lot to Joan, Dathan, and Dan who helped me out in a time of great need. I felt really dumb when I did it. And then I got angry when my parents did not really want to come and help me. But it all worked out and now I HAVE A KEY!!!!! and guess what they gave it to me for free. BONUS! Cheers for Thompson Ford. I did have to sit thru the speach about how the new key was just for the doors and if I tried to start the ignition with it I could do some major damage to my vehical. Gotta love those security features. Luckily, the keys look completly different so maybe I won't get them mixed up.