I will be on but I most likely be using this for my youtube home page for anybody who still has me on their friends list I wont be posting about anything but my video's so if you are looking at your friends list and see that i have updated It will be about my video's. and if you have a youtube account you can subscribe to me if you want my account name is az019.

1. If man evolved from monkeys & apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?

2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

3. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

4. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6. Is there another word for synonym?

7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

8. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

9. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

10. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

11. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

12. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

13. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

14. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?

15. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

16. How is it possible to have a Civil war?

17. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

18. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

19. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

20. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

21. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

23. If you spin an Oriental man in a circle 3 times, does he become disoriented?

little puppy gracie-from 2 monthes to->almost 2 years.

WII fit it is the best exercise you can get according to alot of people on AOL one guy lost 50 pounds in a little of a week. So it sounds very promising and fun

im finnally 14 :) yay mom not to thrilled. and here is what i did for my b day we went to gamestop and got carnival games for the wii not very fun we went to fridays for dinner and went to dairy queen for desert. all and all it was pretty good.