just to maintain a healthy level of insanity...
1. At lunchtime, sit with your car parked and sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at the road. See how many cars slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Skip down the hall instead of walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'To go'.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't go to their party because you have a headache.
10. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".
11. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!".
12. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
I got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share... :)
♥ ♥ ♥ LoLo
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Skip down the hall instead of walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'To go'.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't go to their party because you have a headache.
10. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".
11. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!".
12. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
I got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share... :)
♥ ♥ ♥ LoLo
