so i got hacked and since then I feel insecure on the site to tell you all the truth. someone got on my account deleted all my friends and now the only friend i have is blake persell, which is great but kinda discouraging at the same time. if u think im joking, im not. this is a true story and i hope this hacker does not get u 2. I signed into my pleonast one day and it wouldnt let me in. then a week later it would and all of my posts were messed up and my friends list was gone.

I have a few compelling theories, with no evidence to back them up, why I was hacked.

1. The FBI hacked me because I was posting info about the jfk murder.
2. A friend of mine who knows how to hack hacked me and thinks its funny. well it's not.
3. jfk's ghost hacked me and was trying to tell me that all my friends want to kill me like they did him, except for blake persell.
4. A professional hacker has been hired by blake persell to get rid of all my friends so he could be the only one.
5. Mr.Pleonast doesnt like me and wants me off his site.
6. My sister got on my computer somehow with my pleonast up and did some very barbaric things to my page and is getting revenge for when I wrote things on her friends pleonast like "i hate you" and "leave me alone." the only problem is that she isnt that smart so i dont think it was her.
7. Al Gore did it because he invented the internet, discovered global warming and can do anything.


well i only have 7 right now but if you think of anymore leave me a comment. I will try to get on here more for a change.

So I pretty much wrapped up school this week and might have some time to get on pleo and chat some. I’m a facebook junky and have neglected my pleonast bloggy woggy. I’m very sorry to the pleonast board of directors that live on mount Olympus and tell numerous individuals to tell me “Update!” over and over again. Ya know, I figured after a whole month or two of the same post people would realize well, John probably doesn’t get on here much and stop. But I am thoroughly convinced that someone could die, have a funeral, and be cremated not having a new post for five years and there would still be people posting on their wall “Update Update!” It will probably be the judgment day and someone obsessed with pleonast will come up to me, while I’m in line, and tell me to update my blog! At that time I will probably loose my temper and smack the person in the face. Which will probably cost me my soul. So thank you pleonast for becoming the golden calf of the 21st century!

Im sorry! That was totally uncalled for. If you are addicted to pleonast it’s ok! I wont tell. Don’t feel bad, im addicted to facebook.

Anywayz, whats goin on with me? Nobody cares but Im gonna tell yall anyway. Well right now Im just workin and lining up stuff for next semester (skool, work, and lawn care stuff). One of the things I am most excited by right now is a co-op job that I will most likely be starting soon with IBS – (Intellectual Business Solutions). They just added the “I” in the acronym recently. Before they were just “Business Solutions,” out of Decatur, AL. Now because I am working for them, they were able to add an “I” which stands for “Intellectual.” What can I say, Im already an asset. I really don’t mean to brag. I’m just repeating what the CEO told me.

So that last paragraph is not entirely true, but I really am excited about a coop job with IBS! The CEO, Jerrod Young, is the absolute coolest guy! He is an extremely good leader, motivating, and quite spiritually minded as well! He has a positive, down to earth, and aggressive approach to everything, and I love it! I’m so glad I will be able to work with an individual like him! IBS is a contractor that deals in manufacturing, education, and computer science/ e-commerce and marketing! This will allow me to see so many different places, jobs, trades, products, etc…. Im pretty much siked out!

Oh, also! Ive been looking into the murder of JFK and Im pretty sure the government had a strong hand in it for sure! Ive been on the case like a hound for two days now and up to my eyes in conspiracy theories. I think the case has conspiracy written all over it but who is to blame is hard to pin down. I called my grandfather in NC because he has it all figured out when it comes to politics. Well, he said he thought the system did it, but he wouldn’t talk about details over the phone cuz they could listen in on us. He said @ Christmas he would explain all to me! LOL My grandfather rocks! Im still solving the case and will get back to you! I have bet Michael Leigeber $5 that I will solve it before him. If you have any advice or know anybody you think was involved please let me know!! To answer the question you are all wondering; If you assist in helping me solve the case, I will split the $5 with all parties involved.

Also, if I don’t post next year that means the CIA found this blog and "took me out" because I was getting to close. Until next time! grace and peace mostly peace.

-John

Well Im finally updating and stuff! My opening month on the nast has been a blast! Hey that rhymes! See that's just how i roll cuz im a gangsta! Anywayz, I have been working my hiney (Euphemism for tushy, rear, tail, badonkadonk, etc.) off with 3 jobs about 60 hrs a week + skool. So if u r one of my friends that I have been to busy 4, I am soooo sorry and i feel awful. Ive decided I cant really quit anything and have to stick it out for the time being or until i have a breakdown or die or somethin. Naw its not that bad just stressful and I would appreciate prayers if you pray! Thanks. Things will slow down in a month or so i think, when the grass slows down! Until then the Lawn Trooper must continue to save the world one blade of grass @ a time! lol

We r havin a meetin with Steve Klein and he is pretty much Rockin Eastsides World! Come one come all, monday and tues nights, 7pm!

wat u all have been waiting 4! I gotta give a shout out to all my Tri City Triangle of Christian Homies! Holla!!! Represent. If you dont know wat im talkin about, soon u will. It's still kinda underground right now but look out! say word

much love,
~John

I have given into temptation once again. I have finally after three yrs of pressure from my sis and other peeps joined what is known commonly as Pleonast. To give you some idea how new @ this i am, I have to look @ the web address every time I have spelled Pleonast so far. I hope to familiarize myself with this site and meet all the new kids on the Christian block. Although I have read the rules for content and understand that this site is not only restricted to Christians. This excites me because I might be using some four letter words here and there.

-Johndabomb