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"Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy:
1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.
2. Don't move. Moving is overrated.
3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.
4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.
5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.
6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.
7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).
8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.
9. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.
10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass."
- great advice from my good friend maddox
Read the two following comments to find out why this is all that is on my peonast whatever-you-call-it (blog or something):
1. I have no idea what im doing... so give me a break until i figure this site out
2. Im lazy... nuf said
1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.
2. Don't move. Moving is overrated.
3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.
4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.
5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.
6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.
7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).
8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.
9. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.
10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass."
- great advice from my good friend maddox
Read the two following comments to find out why this is all that is on my peonast whatever-you-call-it (blog or something):
1. I have no idea what im doing... so give me a break until i figure this site out
2. Im lazy... nuf said
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what a cute red head -
lol great post:) welcome to pleo -
hi wesley! ... this is todd's sister -
Welcome to the 'nast! -
And remember: Hard work may pay off eventually, but laziness always pays off Now.
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hi i'm holly...i think that this is the Wesley that i'm thinking of..but i'm not sure! -
WESLEY ENMON LOVELADY. come back here. =) -
Wes do ya ever post anything new? lol -
Ah..Wes! great seein ya in Concord!! I missed all you guys! Make sure to come down soon..and repost this thing! OH yeah..HAPPY NEW YEAR! oh..and i wont tell where you guys went!! lol
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I love your sister. She admires you a ton! -
rule #11: never post. -
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HEY why don't you say something -
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The key is to set doing nothing as your goal and then exceed those expectations!
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that makes good sense. The "peonast" typo is cracking me up!