Helpful Household Tips
A friend sent me this - thought I'd pass along.
*WHO KNEW? When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest? So did you "squeeze" for softness to determine freshness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different colored twist tie. They are: M - Blue, Tu - Green, Th - Red, F -White, S -Yellow. So if today were Thursday, you would want red twist tie, not white which is Friday's (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue - Green - Red - White -Yellow, Monday through Saturday.
*Minor burn -- Colgate or Crest toothpaste
*Budweiser Beer will condition your hair.
*Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
*Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 min.
*Mayonnaise will KILL LICE. It will also condition your hair.
*Elmer's Glue -- paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads.
*Shiny Hair - rinse in brewed Lipton Tea.
*Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
*Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in; kills insect sting pain, too.
*Paper cut -- crazy glue or Chapstick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals).
*Stinky feet -- Jello!!
*Kool Aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet.
*Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint. Your kids will love it, and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
*Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage and shop.
*Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls.
* To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer, add a little Clorox or 2 Bayer aspirin in the water. Or just use 7-up instead of water.
*WHO KNEW? When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest? So did you "squeeze" for softness to determine freshness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different colored twist tie. They are: M - Blue, Tu - Green, Th - Red, F -White, S -Yellow. So if today were Thursday, you would want red twist tie, not white which is Friday's (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue - Green - Red - White -Yellow, Monday through Saturday.
*Minor burn -- Colgate or Crest toothpaste
*Budweiser Beer will condition your hair.
*Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
*Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 min.
*Mayonnaise will KILL LICE. It will also condition your hair.
*Elmer's Glue -- paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads.
*Shiny Hair - rinse in brewed Lipton Tea.
*Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
*Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in; kills insect sting pain, too.
*Paper cut -- crazy glue or Chapstick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals).
*Stinky feet -- Jello!!
*Kool Aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet.
*Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint. Your kids will love it, and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
*Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage and shop.
*Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls.
* To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer, add a little Clorox or 2 Bayer aspirin in the water. Or just use 7-up instead of water.
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