This is for Kate, who i miss dearly, and who always comes up with the greatest things to do for no reason.


Here's the way you play...go to google and type in your name and then whatever word(s) are in all caps. Put the first one that makes sense (and is appropriate, of course).

Edit - these are too funny to share just one, so i am putting the first three.



Jenna NEEDS help with a boy.
Jenna NEEDS to eat that cake.
Jenna NEEDS some Mary Kay.

Jenna LOOKS younger??
Jenna LOOKS like maybe she's coming around.
Jenna LOOKS just breathtaking in that photo.

Jenna SAYS she might vote for a democrat this year.
Jenna SAYS dad wants her to elope.
Jenna SAYS they'd better improve their work on their home turf before looking overseas.

Jenna WANTS to be just like Angelina.
Jenna WANTS to meet Chelsea Clinton.
Jenna WANTS to be Balto's girlfriend.

Jenna DOES some damage.
Jenna DOES not have any line up writers.
Jenna DOES the alligator dance.

Jenna HATES it when people don't wash their hands correctly.
Jenna HATES when teachers lick papers as they're passing them out.
Jenna HATES Christmas.

Jenna ASKS her fans to stop asking her out online.
Jenna ASKS where the project proposal is.
Jenna ASKS her age.

Jenna FORGETS to state here that she has a very open adoption.
Jenna FORGETS that as her life experiences have made her into what she is, so have Mia's and Lisle's.
Jenna FORGETS to bring something to read.

Jenna GOES to film convention.
Jenna GOES to grad school.
Jenna GOES from wild child to beaming bride.

Jenna LIKES animals, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, camping, sleeping, and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Jenna LIKES to have her fame when its convenient and advantageous.
Jenna LIKES to be the boss to the older ferrets.

Jenna EATS a lemon.
Jenna EATS 100 pretzels.
Jenna EATS an alligator.

Jenna WEARS lots of coins and a red and black costume for a fantastic pirate themed party.
Jenna WEARS her hair in an angled side part.
Jenna WEARS too much perfume.

Jenna WAS ARRESTED FOR drunk driving.

Jenna has died. Feel for free leave your condolences with the nasty virus currently inhabiting her body.

Whoever said chicken soup was good for the soul was sorely mistaken. I went to the store monday night and bought lots of chicken soup. I have been trapped in my dorm room all day long eating chicken soup. and now that the soup is gone, i am eating ramen. chicken. ramen. My stomach is relatively nourished, but my soul is tormented. by the idea of having to eat more chicken.

please pray that i recover soon enough to be able to give 110% to this musical. My fellow company members deserve nothing less.

love,
jenna

Okay, so I stole this from my sister but it looked like fun...

A is for age: 18
B is for burger of choice: home made with roasted potato fries!
C is for the car I drive: 05 Honda Accord...I miss Wolfgang! but he's in florida...so i guess the minivan
D is for you dog's name: Leila...and she's not a dog...
E is for essential item you use every day: idk...my toothbrush?
F is for favorite tv show at the moment: CSI, CSI, CSI, and CHUCK!
G is for favorite game: anything I can win! preferrably Rummy
H is for home state: California, Texas...but Florida is still my homie ;)
I is for instruments you play: i could play the piano once; Mr. Moore likes to pretend that I still do...
J is for favorite juice: I water down my juice to cut back on sugar
K is for KRAAAAZY!: well, yes, I am...
L is for last restaurant at which you ate: Subway! eat fresh!
M is for your favorite muppet: Beaker! "mee mee mee mee mee!"
N is for number of piercings: two, one in each ear. i am going to wait to consider that nose stud until I move really far away...like the moon!
O is for overnight hospital stays: none, thank goodness!
P is for people you were with today: mom, does that cat count?
Q is for what you do with your quiet time: loud things
R is for biggest regret: if you don't already know, please don't ask me
S is for status: single
T is for time you woke up today: 7:30 to clean up for the cleaning crew. then 11:30. still considering another nap.
U is for what you consider unique about yourself: i have red hair!
V is for very sorry but I am not sure what goes here
W is for worst habit: being waaay too cool for my own good.
X is for x-rays you've had: do ones at the dentist count?
Y is for yummy food you ate today: spinach and cheese calzone! hooray for new recipes!
Z is for zodiac: cancer, not that it has any metaphysical implications whatsoever.

For those of you who asked, here it is...

Biology Lab - 7:15 am R ehhhh

Calculus with Analytic Geometry 1 - 8:15 am MTWF

Introduction to Philosophy - 9:15 am MWF

Freshman Composition II - 11:00 am MWF

History & Geography of the OT - 12:00 pm MTWRF

Chorus - 1:00 pm MTWRF

Biology 1 - 2:00 pm MWF

17 hours total, not including a voice lesson TBD


and for those of you wondering when I am going to have time to eat lunch...I have no idea.



On a random note, I was late for my advising session this morning. Not because I woke up late, but because I opened the fridge and the entire refrigerator door went flying across the room. It nearly took out my terrified roommate, and I had to scramble up onto the counter to screw it back on. It works okay, but it is still kind of wobbly. On the down side, I have to make another run to Wal-Mart to find something to clean the carpet. We febreezed (sp?) but if we let all the spilled soy milk soak in for too long this room will be infested with things I don't really want to think about.






Peace out.

Guy who checked me in this morning - *gasp* "Do you have AWESOME in your blood?!"

Me, just awake enough to be kind of crabby - "Hmmm, I don't think so. But I do see a nap in my future, does that count?"

Guy who checked me in this morning - *fake laugh* "SURE it does!" *cocks head to the side, grimaces*

Me - *sigh*
- *walk away*


I suppose this is the first of many awkward moments to come when one of Daniel's friends realizes that even if we share our senses of humor, things are just funnier coming from a large, goofy, hairy man.



Tonight was Koffee Kareoke night. But I didn't go. Yes, yes, Daniel has already passed the message on to me that many people are frustrated. But I had a stomachache. And I needed to pleo. Is that a verb? Am I going to shut up now and go to bed?





































































Yes I am. :)