Weddings and engagements
So not only are a ton of my freinds getting married and or engaged my brother got married last month and my sister Daphne gets married this month.
Really, I dont think it's healthy to have quite this much wedded bliss occuring all at the same time. I might catch something icky from it. Not that I'm
not super happy for all the love birds out there, but if I hear the phrase "Well, your next arent you!" one more time, the response will not be pretty.
Inorder of prefrence these are my responses, feel free to sujest others.
1. A quick hard kick to the shin
2. Well, after the second divorce, you really want to spend more time on your third choice...
3. Well, no I dont have a boyfreind, but this is my GF Sherri Laird
4. Create and imaginary bf who cannot be with me because he is saving oiled sea creatures.
4b. Bf who cannot be with me because he is on call at his hospital/fire house.
5. Well, no. I really think my 13 year old sister is closer to getting married than I am at the moment. Go congragulate her on her impending doom.
All the single people are allowed to comment. If you are married, engaged or close to wedded bliss dont bother. You are already dead to me.
Really, I dont think it's healthy to have quite this much wedded bliss occuring all at the same time. I might catch something icky from it. Not that I'm
not super happy for all the love birds out there, but if I hear the phrase "Well, your next arent you!" one more time, the response will not be pretty.
Inorder of prefrence these are my responses, feel free to sujest others.
1. A quick hard kick to the shin
2. Well, after the second divorce, you really want to spend more time on your third choice...
3. Well, no I dont have a boyfreind, but this is my GF Sherri Laird
4. Create and imaginary bf who cannot be with me because he is saving oiled sea creatures.
4b. Bf who cannot be with me because he is on call at his hospital/fire house.
5. Well, no. I really think my 13 year old sister is closer to getting married than I am at the moment. Go congragulate her on her impending doom.
All the single people are allowed to comment. If you are married, engaged or close to wedded bliss dont bother. You are already dead to me.
j/k