Treasure in heaven?

at 07/01/09 2:06PM

This is a classic "Kelli" type story = hillarious!

Sunday night on the way home from church Kelli asked if there were cell phones in Heaven.

Me: No there aren't

Kelli: Can you call heaven or God and Jesus with a cell phone?

Me: No our cell phone plan doesn't go that far.

Kelli: Well I'm taking my (Nintendo) DS with me.

Me: Kelli you can't take your DS to Heaven.

Kelli: Why?

Me: Well you won't want to because Heaven will be so wonderful.

Kelli: Well I'm taking my DS!

Me: Kelli you can't take your DS with you. Don't you want to go to Heaven even if it means you can't take your DS?

Kelli: (**Whispers**) No I don't.

Me: (Of course I heard it, I'm a Mom) Kelli that is very ugly to say that.

Kelli: Well I'll teach God and Jesus how to play it.

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Somehow I think "storing up your treasure in Heaven" got lost in the translation. Oh my what am I gonna do with my girl?

She's a HOOT!

by luv2fish at 07/02/09 11:20AM

A Dinosore Who Meets a Human by Kelli Stover

at 06/24/09 3:49PM

This is a story Kelli wrote. I'm typing it exactly as she spelled the words because it's cute.

Once a pone a time there as a Dinosore her name was Tina. She played Guitar Hero. Soon Tina met a stranger.

It is A Strange! She said.

Who are you? She said in a scared voice. Tina hid behand a rock. I'm scared!

The stranger heard her.

Tina ran and she ran. Until she ran when she thoght the stranger couldn't see her.

But the stranger could see Tina. Tina ran and she scram. Tina bowed her head to the beutiful sand.

The stranger said MY NAME IS AVERY!!!!!

Well he had powers he could change from human to a Te Rex And he did change into a Te Rex and do you know what happen to Tina?

Avery the Te Rex ate Tina.

I think it's funny she can spell stranger and Guitar Hero but she can't spell upon or scream. I think she may have better grammer than me.

by bargain_shopper_mom at 06/24/09 3:50PM
that's so cute! it reminds me of the silly stories i used to write as a kid and how i spelled things. to a child her age, that's totally appropriate. she can probably spell Guitar Hero because she sees it on the game all the time. chuckle...i can't stop laughing!

by aikenape at 06/24/09 4:26PM
she did.

by rebekah1 at 06/24/09 4:39PM
kelli is a hoot.

by rebekah1 at 06/24/09 4:40PM
You may have the beginnings of an author there! I could just picture the whole thing. She did good.

by joc at 06/24/09 9:22PM
Good job Kelli!

by luv2fish at 06/25/09 11:24AM
glitter-graphics.com

by shellbee at 06/25/09 11:38AM
hahaaha that is so cute!!

by dramaqueen at 06/25/09 8:31PM
ha! i love this! hope avery is some other kid and not mine... pooooooor tina....

by kimsisco at 06/26/09 2:15PM
Avery ^^ was one of my best friends last year. Kelli had a mini- crush on him :]

by purdyinpink818 at 06/27/09 3:25PM
Waiting on the latest story. Hope you post it soon!...........Stay tuned, the next one is FUNNY!

by luv2fish at 07/01/09 1:12PM

Where has the time gone?

at 06/16/09 5:17PM

I'm still here I just got fascinated by my facebook account. I'm hanging on to Pleo though because I can't tell my funny stories on facebook. For those of you who don't know you're supposed to wrap your happenings in a sentence!

Ha Ha! Like I'm gonna be able to do that :)

Yo. Good visit today!

by carolattheriver at 06/16/09 6:08PM
each has it's own good qualities

by i_wantobe_ready at 06/17/09 8:00AM
I know what you mean. I get to writing on Facebook and right in the middle of it I have to stop because there is no more room to write. I guess I just have too much to say.

by doxiemom at 06/18/09 9:01PM

Spring Break

at 03/13/09 6:12AM

Spring Break is next week, can I get an AMEN?

More next week I promise :)

amen! we're coming down!

by aikenape at 03/13/09 9:47AM
Woo Hoo! I am so glad it's spring break. I am sleeping late everyday!!!

by travelagentwendi at 03/13/09 3:47PM
hey...by the way, joshua's parents want you guys to come over sunday night after church for tamales or something like that. at his grandparents' house. think you can make it?

by aikenape at 03/13/09 9:25PM
What do you want me to bring to the group meeting?

by travelagentwendi at 03/15/09 1:52PM
I hope you enjoy the break. We're not getting one this year. We've taken too much time off at other times of the year.

by didow at 03/19/09 11:39PM
hey girly!! How are you?! I love and miss you too! I'm deleting the pleonast and going just to FB. Otherwise it's too much stuff to check! :) What's new with you and your family?

by lauralingbloom at 03/30/09 8:04AM
hey this is shelby

by shellbee at 05/04/09 1:39PM
Happy Mother's Day!

by luv2fish at 05/10/09 6:46AM

Makeover Update

at 02/07/09 6:57AM

Thank you for all of the tips. Jennifer was plenty mad when she found out. I didn't tell her what I did, I let someone else ask if she'd seen my post.

I told her the options were to throw everything out or post the photos on Pleo for some community intervention. She decided it wasn't such a terrible thing that I did after all.

As far as the update, her room is better but not good enough. She'll be taking care of that today and I promised her I'd post the after photos :)

I've also decided that for a while we're gonna have a weekly update on how her room looks so that everyone can encourage her to keep up with the good work.

This was the best idea I've had in a long time! Anyone out in Pleoland is free to copy it!

_____________________________________

Now a quick update on me.

I'm taking Chemistry 1411 (the 1st part of General Chemistry), College Algebra (finally!) and EDUC 1301 (Intro to the Teaching Profession) this semester.

I like all of the classes and my professors but I have to tell you that Chemistry is melting my brain. I never took Chemistry in High School. No it wasn't required and in High School I only took what I had to take to graduate. I wasn't nearly as motivated as I am now.

Anyway the Chemistry is requiring me to study everyday but I'm catching on.

All of this was to say that my posts may be sparse this semsester. If I make a bad grade on my first Chemistry test in 2 weeks they'll really be sparse.

On the upside I have 3 classes after these to graduate from SJC and if my GPA stays above 3.0 I automatically get a $500 per semester scholarship from UHCL for up to 4 semesters. My GPA is currently 3.80 that at least gives me some wiggle room if I bomb Chemistry.

Keep updating I'm reading your blogs even if I'm not commenting!

Love to all!

Karen

I'll have to look into the charcoal health issues.
Are y'all feeling better? I hope so!

by carolattheriver at 02/07/09 7:28AM
Hi! This is Jo Williams. We're glad y'all are at Eastside.

by joc at 02/07/09 10:07AM
Sounds like you're on your way in school. I squeked out a C in both Gen Chem courses I had to take as a prereq for nursing school. I feel your pain.

by scubajesa at 02/07/09 4:45PM
Good job on the schooling. I loved Chemistry in high school, but it was tough. Hope Jennifer's room gets straight soon. Can't wait to see the after pics. :-)

by aikenape at 02/07/09 5:21PM
Hey, it's Kris. Posted already under Eastside post, but I'll say again: WELCOME TO EASTSIDE!

by emersonk78 at 02/09/09 8:47AM
Sounds like you are busy. Glad to hear it is going so well. Miss you!

by melgarner at 02/13/09 2:32PM
good to see you! i didn't know y'all had placed membership at eastside. good luck with school. and jennifer's room.

by kimsisco at 02/17/09 1:23PM
I am sorry that you are sick again. That really STINKS!

by carolattheriver at 02/25/09 8:22PM

Treasure in heaven?

A Dinosore Who Meets a Human by Kelli Stover

Where has the time gone?

Spring Break

Makeover Update

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