Funny Story

So I'm driving through Alabama for a wedding. I stop at Wal-Mart for pantyhose and in front of me in the check-out is none other than the Calverts...you guessed it "Hearl on the floor!" I was immediately greeted with a demerit.
  • rachelliz
    LOL. Only you would run into the Calverts.
    by rachelliz at 12/15/08 1:52AM
  • adampual
    awkward...
    by adampual at 12/15/08 8:47AM
  • juliewho
    how weird!
    by juliewho at 12/15/08 10:06AM
  • queenie03
    o my stars!! that is hilarious!!!! yes, we do need to catch up soon :)
    by queenie03 at 12/15/08 10:19AM
  • alex
    It was great to see you at the wedding. Sorry I took your place in the car. ;)
    by alex at 12/15/08 11:36AM
  • lucystheboss
    HaHaHaHa :o)
    by lucystheboss at 12/15/08 9:40PM
  • lucystheboss
    I would have loved to see that reunion :o)
    by lucystheboss at 12/15/08 9:40PM
  • rosemary
    hahahaha
    by rosemary at 12/18/08 11:16AM
  • melissakae
    HAHAHA. I actually laughed out loud at this story.
    by melissakae at 12/21/08 10:09PM
  • libster
    that is hilarious! hahaha
    by libster at 12/22/08 12:11AM
  • jesspico
    HAHAHAHA... that's awesome.
    by jesspico at 12/25/08 12:52AM
  • becsims
    oh the memories.....
    by becsims at 12/29/08 7:03AM
  • juliewho
    it was good to see you this weekend! you look good and i LOVE your hair!
    by juliewho at 01/04/09 7:34PM
  • prissypants
    thats funny ashli. i bet you didnt greet them either, did ya?
    by prissypants at 01/13/09 5:53PM
  • haley
    so when are you transfering to the ATL?
    by haley at 01/14/09 11:18PM
  • illburbestkeptsecret
    wow. haha. that is one of my worst nightmares lol wow.
    by illburbestkeptsecret at 02/06/09 6:52PM
  • gypsyprincess158
    I am so excited!
    by gypsyprincess158 at 02/10/09 3:58PM
  • naturesensei
    I had a party!
    by naturesensei at 04/15/09 3:04PM
  • ashli
    Yeah, you're photographing my wedding...if I ever have one.
    by ashli at 08/07/09 8:56PM
  • say_no2unibrows
    We mourned your loss for a while.
    by say_no2unibrows at 02/04/10 11:09AM

11/03/08 11:45AM

Didn't register to vote in TN in time, so I'm home in IN to vote. We'll see...
  • sharon
    Oh so you were going to vote in two states eh? :-P
    by sharon at 11/03/08 10:14PM
  • haley
    Tell me where and when and i'm in!
    by haley at 11/08/08 10:44AM
  • haley
    it's about time for me to go an another trip...
    by haley at 11/08/08 10:44AM
  • haley
    the alps? New Zealand? The Andes?
    by haley at 11/09/08 1:26AM
  • gypsyprincess158
    I love your new "yearbook" pictures! Miss your face. Kind of really really ready for a looong break from school at the moment. I don't feel like I'm retaining a thing.
    by gypsyprincess158 at 11/09/08 6:20PM
  • haley
    1) Change your picture it's awful!
    by haley at 12/10/08 1:55PM
  • haley
    2) YOU come visit me!
    by haley at 12/10/08 1:55PM
  • gypsyprincess158
    I do miss you! haha. How's Nashville?
    by gypsyprincess158 at 12/10/08 10:50PM

"Why U B up in my grill?"

Yeah, that's the kind of talk I hear on a daily basis...coming from professionals. It's a different life, folks.

"Girl, you stupid."

"Girl, I spit game."

"You feelin me?"

"Let me holla atchu for a sec."

I'm thinking one of these days it's just going to take me over and I'll talk like that too.
  • gypsyprincess158
    "Girl, where you stay at?" lol
    by gypsyprincess158 at 10/07/08 11:41PM
  • rica5219
    I wish I could have seen you on Saturday too!!!
    by rica5219 at 10/08/08 10:07AM
  • adampual
    it probably already has!
    by adampual at 10/08/08 10:52AM
  • queenie03
    wow! seemingly a very relaxed place to work?!
    by queenie03 at 10/08/08 12:01PM
  • libster
    'i spit game?'
    by libster at 10/09/08 12:25AM
  • libster
    translation??
    by libster at 10/09/08 12:25AM
  • isaacgholman
    don't get loud wit me, sir. DO NOT GET LOUD WIT ME!!!
    by isaacgholman at 10/09/08 8:38PM
  • kashmirswtr
    Yes, and I am one of the teachers passing these kids who talk like that -and- write like that because that's what we have to do. It's not right.
    by kashmirswtr at 10/09/08 11:43PM

I WANT GAS

Yeah, that's the first time I've ever wished that...

Anywho, my very wise mother told me last weekend to wait out gas prices and they'd go down by this weekend. WRONGGGGG! Not only did they not go down but they went up even more and there was a HUGE gas shortage here in Nashville. Every gas station has been out of gas for days now, apparently, why didn't I know this? So, after leaving work my tank was about empty and I realized that I should probably get some gas regardless of the price, not such an easy task. I drove around for an hour just trying to find stations with gas. I FINALLY found one in Brentwood and I had to get in the monstrous line and wait my turn. Like a good citizen, I orderly got in the long line to wait. However, stupid people kept cutting in line. They'd get in and out with their gas. Oh man, I was so mad that I was coming up with new gestures (j/k!!). So anyway, after an hour wait I finally filled my tank up. Crazy!

Here's wishing you a good night and lots of gas!
  • angela
    I know! It is crazy out there!
    by angela at 09/20/08 8:17AM
  • jeffh
    eat beans. that's some cheap gas.
    by jeffh at 09/20/08 12:23PM
  • tu_madre
    mmm...taco bell...
    by tu_madre at 09/20/08 12:38PM
  • frogkisser
    Wow. I guess the gas shortage/craze hasn't come to Amarillo, or I am just oblivious to the world around me.
    by frogkisser at 09/20/08 4:13PM
  • sharon
    wow. crazy.
    by sharon at 09/20/08 9:40PM
  • s_laughter
    They've had a lot of news coverage about the gas shortage in Nashville. Maybe I saw your car on tv and didn't know it. Glad you were finally able to fill up!
    by s_laughter at 09/21/08 12:15AM
  • kashmirswtr
    Yeah, it's pretty much ONLY in Nashville because these selfish idiots with SUV's are filling up every few hours and then hoarding gas cans in their garages. It's completely artificial. You are either driving around with a full tank or on empty.
    by kashmirswtr at 09/21/08 10:37AM
  • harbermama
    So YOU'RE the one I heard about on the news who got into a fistfight and then shot someone!

    My van is on 1/4 tank and I've decided to just stay home until they invent wind-powered cars. It's crazy up here in north Nashville, too.
    by harbermama at 09/22/08 12:22AM
  • adampual
    no gas shortage in Houston where the hurricane hit. sounds like rumors caused Nashvillians to panic!
    by adampual at 09/22/08 9:05AM

09/18/08 9:51PM

Why is it some people's goal in life to make yours miserable?
  • diminished_seventh
    no idea. what did dempsey do to you?
    by diminished_seventh at 09/18/08 10:21PM
  • libster
    who is it?..i'll beat 'em up for yah!
    by libster at 09/18/08 11:44PM
  • tu_madre
    because...it's fun?
    by tu_madre at 09/19/08 8:30AM
  • adampual
    BOO!
    by adampual at 09/19/08 9:21AM
  • angela
    Well, see, I get really bored at work so I try to be as destructive as possible to those around me.
    by angela at 09/19/08 10:06AM
  • hollybball32
    because they have low self-esteem or a poor self image...
    by hollybball32 at 09/19/08 1:38PM