I could not help my self.

  • angermanagment
    I came accross this today on the news wire. World smallest man and weight lifter. i am trying so hard not to be a berkley right now.
    by angermanagment at 02/12/08 9:30PM
  • angermanagment
    http://drudgereport.com has the article
    by angermanagment at 02/12/08 9:30PM
  • basil60
    Yes, that part of the "Berkley" comes out in me more than it should.
    by basil60 at 02/13/08 9:23AM
  • angermanagment
    Is it still cold up there?
    by angermanagment at 02/13/08 11:19AM
  • rmiller
    We are praying for you.
    by rmiller at 03/04/08 9:02AM

I have been lurking. I thought i would post something out of the ordinary..

The older i get the more i think about my childhood.


As a child i was always pinched in church when my mother saw me about the get out of line. Over the years i developed thicker skin during the church service. Its funny that i dont pinch my kids as much. I am what they call a thumper. The power and sting behind one flick of my finger usually corrects the ill-behaving young one pretty quick. After much though and reflection i am so glad that my mother never thumped me. She would have broken fingers for sure. My wife has developed the searing eye glance that could burn the skin of an aligator. We both keep a very close eye on our childrens behavior during service. My wife does more than me. I think it is a valuable approach for parents to do this. I am just glad that mother never went to school with me. I would be black and blue.


P.S. If you need any tips on thumping please let me know. I am a good teacher..
  • kauai
    Whatever you all are doing it works: you've got very well-behaved children.
    by kauai at 01/02/08 11:03PM
  • acrackinmypot
    I do have to agree with David, your kiddos are very well behaved. Just look at mine....they need some serious pinching or thumping or spanking.....even though I do think they are getting better.
    by acrackinmypot at 01/03/08 12:00AM
  • sharon
    Yes, thumps and pinches are both silent but deadly. I usually have to pinch, though.

    We really watch ours closely at church, too. People sometimes say "You have such well behaved kids!"...thankfully it sometimes happens after I feel we have gotten onto them SO much. I guess it puts things in perspective to what is the social norm.
    by sharon at 01/03/08 7:14AM
  • wberk
    My dad was a rapper. He would take a handful of hair and rap my head against the back of the pew. Some believe, in one of those episodes, something came loose.
    by wberk at 01/03/08 9:42AM
  • basil60
    I have no recolection of being thumped, rapped, or pinched. An angel, I was!
    by basil60 at 01/03/08 9:56AM
  • peekadoo
    I only had to be looked at, and what ever I was THINKING of doing, I stopped.
    by peekadoo at 01/03/08 11:14AM
  • wberk
    ^ These two sound so sweet, innocent, compliant. Such claims are actually designed to make me look bad.
    by wberk at 01/03/08 12:00PM
  • basil60
    It's workin' isn't it?
    by basil60 at 01/03/08 4:20PM
  • shoejunkie
    About a year ago, I went to my Mother and apologized for all the times she had to pinch me and give me that "look". She just smiled and asked my kids if mommy pinched them too. :)
    by shoejunkie at 01/05/08 11:33PM
  • herbberkley
    I don't remember ever being punished as a child.. I must have been an angel.
    by herbberkley at 01/07/08 5:32PM
  • wberk
    ^ His memory is failing early.
    by wberk at 01/07/08 7:28PM

MY BIG MOVE

I guess everyone knows now that i am leaving Corpus and moving to the Valley. Corpus has been good to us and the church is wonderful. We have had great success here and will only have greater success in the valley. I am somewhat of a moving expert. I think since we have been married we have moved almost 15 times. This will hopefully be our last. My wife and kids are sick of moving and so am i. I can wait to get down there and see old friends and family.

If you are reading this you are invited to a moving event that will happen next friday and sat. YES THIS MEANS MY BROTHER AND FATHER.
  • lindseyb
    i would like to know what's so great about texas...
    by lindseyb at 10/19/07 10:57PM
  • herbberkley
    I can't come up with anything clever...

    Maybe it's because I was educated, mostly, in Kansas...
    by herbberkley at 10/20/07 8:57AM
  • peekadoo
    It's as if there is no other state. Let me remind you people that Arkansas was were it all started.
    by peekadoo at 10/20/07 8:04PM
  • angermanagment
    define "IT"... I am assuming that you are talking about the start of the Berkley Dynasty?
    by angermanagment at 10/20/07 10:06PM
  • kauai
    International Terrorism?
    by kauai at 10/20/07 10:26PM
  • angermanagment
    I could not resist using your comments .
    by angermanagment at 10/20/07 10:31PM
  • angermanagment
    Infomation Technology?
    by angermanagment at 10/20/07 10:32PM
  • kauai
    Too high tech for arkansas
    by kauai at 10/20/07 10:42PM
  • angermanagment
    Wow. Let the state bashing commence..
    by angermanagment at 10/21/07 3:51PM
  • peekadoo
    The Berkley Dynasty was my reference, but we could include others, like, say...Sam Walton.
    by peekadoo at 10/21/07 5:24PM
  • peekadoo
    The inventor of the Jacuzi is from Little Rock.
    by peekadoo at 10/21/07 5:25PM
  • peekadoo
    Must I go on?
    by peekadoo at 10/21/07 5:25PM
  • angermanagment
    I cant argue with walton.
    by angermanagment at 10/21/07 10:26PM
  • basil60
    I was born a "Hog", but have lived most of my life as a "Jayhawk". I love both!
    by basil60 at 10/22/07 8:54AM
  • herbberkley
    I may very well be the king of useless information..

    Does that count for anything?
    by herbberkley at 10/22/07 12:50PM
  • acrackinmypot
    Not that you are not aware of this, but......the kids and I are very excited you all are moving down!!!! I will be there to help!!
    by acrackinmypot at 10/22/07 5:15PM
  • herbberkley
    Not that you are not? Not that I AM NOT!!!

    My double negative is superlative to yours.. Not... :P
    by herbberkley at 10/22/07 9:14PM
  • angermanagment
    ark has its place in our nations historic history. Now thats a double or triple negative. Lets see who gets my drift. Btw i am just trying to get my aunt a little wound up. I dont have to face her in november. If i do then oh boy..
    by angermanagment at 10/22/07 9:35PM
  • peekadoo
    You will be facing one aunt. Look out.
    by peekadoo at 11/04/07 9:32AM
  • meganleigh
    lol yeah
    by meganleigh at 11/14/07 10:30PM

Try and guess

I have been talked into creating an account. Now that i am here i will keep my identity a secret as long as my wife does not give this secret away. I will become a super lurker. I know of a few lurkers out there.
  • sharon
    Firefox: the wonder browser. Also includes spell check.
    by sharon at 10/15/07 10:23PM
  • herbberkley
    Gout is ouch.. Firefox is vunderbar...
    by herbberkley at 10/15/07 10:34PM
  • angermanagment
    I guess i need some training on the PLEO thing. I am getting better..thank for the tips..
    by angermanagment at 10/15/07 11:30PM
  • lindseyb
    when is YOUR next kid on the way??
    by lindseyb at 10/16/07 10:33PM
  • herbberkley
    NEXT?
    by herbberkley at 10/16/07 10:38PM
  • herbberkley
    Start a new entry bro..
    by herbberkley at 10/16/07 10:39PM
  • basil60
    No kidding..
    by basil60 at 10/17/07 10:15AM
  • angermanagment
    OK calm down. I am not a PLEO JUNKIE like you guys. I try my best to stay away from computers when i get home.
    by angermanagment at 10/18/07 10:13PM
  • angermanagment
    sharon thanks for the heads up on the time stamp thing. I have concluded that my father does need an INTERVENTION.
    by angermanagment at 10/18/07 10:13PM