Obama's sinister side

at 07/22/08 7:38PM
Even with all the delegates I've garnered, I'm still far short of my goal of overtaking Obama. I've decided that the only way I'm going to get the Democratic nomination is if I can get rid of Obama. No, I don't mean killing him. That's unethical (and Tipper hid the knives). I'm going to have to resort to that tried-and-true method of doing your opponent in, the one used by all politicians at all times even when they don't have any reason to want to get rid of anyone else: mudslinging!

Here's a nice little globule of filth: Obama caught kissing a girl who is obviously not his wife!


Who is this girl? Does Obama even know her? I doubt it. But that only makes it all the worse.

But his rampant flirtatiousness is not Obama's only problem. He also seems to have severe stress problems, so much so that at one point he actually attempted suicide!


I know the life of a politician is hard, but do we really want this man to be a role model for our children? Do you really want to find little Johnny in his room, wrapping a cable around his neck, because "the president did it"?

But Obama doesn't just take his frustration out on himself. Witness now the most atrocious of Obama's dark deeds: strangling a puppy!


There you have it. Obama is not the kind of man I would want to be my president. I am the kind of man I would want to be my president! That's why I need to be president, and not Obama!

Vote for Gore! For the puppies!
  • Arwen_Undomiel
    I pray that Obama doesn't win. Even though i don't like McCain I would rather he win then Obama. And I LOVE killing trees! Haha.
    by Arwen_Undomiel at 07/22/08 8:31PM
  • psemmusa
    Al, I thought you had endorsed Senator Obama. Why don't you lobby for veep nomination, or some other position in his administration?
    by psemmusa at 07/23/08 8:10AM
  • yellowsubmarina
    actually, cats are WAY better than dogs!
    by yellowsubmarina at 07/23/08 4:03PM
  • beetlegal85
    From what I hear, Lowes knows everything.....and apparently home improvement.
    by beetlegal85 at 07/25/08 10:03PM
  • trumpetmaster
    I hope with every cell of my body that Obama does not win. My theory is that he is a spy from Irac coming to destroy our country from the inside-out. I would vote for you. I don't like McCain either because he is trying to take away the right to bear arms. I can't hunt without my gun. We should debate sometime.
    by trumpetmaster at 08/08/08 7:38PM
  • trumpetmaster
    Do you believe in global warming?
    by trumpetmaster at 08/08/08 7:42PM
  • sarahpet
    do I know you?
    by sarahpet at 08/08/08 11:34PM
  • sarahpet
    great photos.
    by sarahpet at 08/08/08 11:35PM
  • trumpetmaster
    How can you invent global warming?
    by trumpetmaster at 08/09/08 10:07PM
  • trumpetmaster
    So, what's going on in the political world? I haven't had time to watch the news because of work & Band Prac.
    by trumpetmaster at 08/11/08 9:29PM
  • pleovillin
    *surroung al_gore with rising suspicion* It's a beautiful day... I think...I'll go talk to my friends in Slyvokia. Oh! Silly me. I can't affor that, it's too long a distance. Of course. Of course. I know! I'll write him a letter! Nah, your right. It'd take weeks to get there. If only there was some means of communicating halway across the world that was cheep, instantaneous, and at the push of a button... hmm.
    by pleovillin at 08/21/08 9:29AM